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Re: The Berenstein Bears Problem
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2015, 08:12:14 AM »
Keanu Reeves wasn't in Stand By Me either.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: The Berenstein Bears Problem
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2015, 09:44:09 AM »
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This theory holds no water because the only evidence supporting the fact that it was Berenstein is people's memories from when they were children. Not exactly a credible source. This is an example of groupthink.
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The Berenstein Bears plays as part of the Goodnight Show on Sprout, the first time I saw that shit I was confused about the pronunciation, especially since the hillbilly accent of the singer really emphasizes the "ain." That was at least a year before I saw this thread. I remember "bern-steen."

Wow, and somebody just posted the most "who gives a shit about what you watched on a kids channel" post ever!
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Re: The Berenstein Bears Problem
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2015, 11:56:56 AM »
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This theory holds no water because the only evidence supporting the fact that it was Berenstein is people's memories from when they were children. Not exactly a credible source. This is an example of groupthink.
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SOMEBODY JUST TOOK PSYCH 1...

The Berenstein Bears plays as part of the Goodnight Show on Sprout, the first time I saw that shit I was confused about the pronunciation, especially since the hillbilly accent of the singer really emphasizes the "ain." That was at least a year before I saw this thread. I remember "bern-steen."
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Wow, and somebody just posted the most "who gives a shit about what you watched on a kids channel" post ever!
Motherfucker, I have a toddler.

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Re: The Berenstein Bears Problem
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2015, 04:43:25 PM »
Keanu Reeves wasn't in Stand By Me either.
haha yeah. if you get to Stand By Me checkout Race To The Moon with Nicholas Cage in the 80's. it's kinda bummer Cage didn't have the lead role though.

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Re: The Berenstein Bears Problem
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2015, 08:06:09 PM »
im just stoked to know they werent jews

Rusty_Berrings

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Re: The Berenstein Bears Problem
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2015, 08:29:19 PM »
im just stoked to know they werent jews
Berringstein actually is a Jewish Eastern European name.



Just like any other "stein" bro.

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Re: The Berenstein Bears Problem
« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2015, 01:19:26 PM »
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This theory holds no water because the only evidence supporting the fact that it was Berenstein is people's memories from when they were children. Not exactly a credible source. This is an example of groupthink.
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SOMEBODY JUST TOOK PSYCH 1...

The Berenstein Bears plays as part of the Goodnight Show on Sprout, the first time I saw that shit I was confused about the pronunciation, especially since the hillbilly accent of the singer really emphasizes the "ain." That was at least a year before I saw this thread. I remember "bern-steen."
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Wow, and somebody just posted the most "who gives a shit about what you watched on a kids channel" post ever!
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Motherfucker, I have a toddler.

Nah, I feel ya. Every time I babysit my niece, I'm forced to watch Dora the Explorer and Mickey Mouse.
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Re: The Berenstein Bears Problem
« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2015, 10:46:46 PM »
My only problem with them is this- momma bear is always wearing her sleeping cap & nightgown. Bitch is too lazy to ever get dressed? And these have been the role models for young americans for the past 40 years??



also, that new age theme song posted on page 1 is sickening...not so much the lyrics, but the PC family wearing helmets while biking down dirt roads...and they're playing soccer?! soccer!!! this is not how real hick bears in the country live. I bet their honey is gluten free too...despicable
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Re: The Berenstein Bears Problem
« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2015, 10:55:23 PM »

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Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: The Berenstein Bears Problem
« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2015, 01:48:59 AM »
Son of a bitch hahaha