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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2016, 01:09:59 PM »


would you still hit it?

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2016, 01:25:15 PM »


would you still hit it?
Reading the comments, some guys are really into girls farting.

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #32 on: February 26, 2016, 01:39:55 PM »
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never while skating, but this was embarrassing last time i attempted a marathon


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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #33 on: February 26, 2016, 03:14:55 PM »
I'm always curious as to how you discover that something like that is your thing.

Probably a progression from the usual reaction. 0:32


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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #34 on: February 26, 2016, 03:44:12 PM »
I'm always curious as to how you discover that something like that is your thing.
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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #35 on: February 26, 2016, 03:50:18 PM »
I think it starts with liking the smell of your own farts. For years I only liked my own but lately I've been having to feign disgust when someone rips a real spicy one in my presence.

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #36 on: February 26, 2016, 06:24:56 PM »
I never farted as much as in my last skate sesh. Like, almost every push had a micro fart in it. I think it was because of the sauce in my dinner. It was a crappy session. Couldnt land shit.

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #37 on: February 27, 2016, 12:26:19 AM »
I'm always curious as to how you discover that something like that is your thing.
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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #38 on: February 27, 2016, 12:33:32 AM »
You ever get to the bottom of your crouch and fart a little bit?

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #39 on: February 27, 2016, 12:55:38 AM »
I'm always curious as to how you discover that something like that is your thing.
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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #40 on: February 27, 2016, 07:54:29 AM »
I'm always curious as to how you discover that something like that is your thing.

What's more fun is how you discover that it's someone else's thing. I have a homie who everyone knows is into it, but no one really talks about it. We found out because his girlfriend, who was pretty young at the time (so was he, 17-18ish) was talking to an older, more experienced friend and asked something like, "Isn't it gross how boys like to hang out in the bathroom after you go?" The older friend was obviously taken aback, particularly that this younger girl thought that was just a normal thing since he was her first serious boyfriend, so she asked more, and sure enough he had other butt and butt smell centric fetishes. She told her boyfriend this revelation, who then told everybody else among our friend group. For a while, people tried calling him out on it and he'd just get this little shit grin and walk out of the room. We've since accepted and kind of forgotten about it.

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #41 on: February 27, 2016, 08:12:37 AM »
do you think if you were really gassy, and needed to somewhere to fart, you could skate down the street ripping lots of farts and no one would hear them?

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #42 on: February 27, 2016, 10:30:57 AM »
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I'm always curious as to how you discover that something like that is your thing.
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What's more fun is how you discover that it's someone else's thing. I have a homie who everyone knows is into it, but no one really talks about it. We found out because his girlfriend, who was pretty young at the time (so was he, 17-18ish) was talking to an older, more experienced friend and asked something like, "Isn't it gross how boys like to hang out in the bathroom after you go?" The older friend was obviously taken aback, particularly that this younger girl thought that was just a normal thing since he was her first serious boyfriend, so she asked more, and sure enough he had other butt and butt smell centric fetishes. She told her boyfriend this revelation, who then told everybody else among our friend group. For a while, people tried calling him out on it and he'd just get this little shit grin and walk out of the room. We've since accepted and kind of forgotten about it.
but do you guys still fart in his presence knowing he gets a stiffy or keep it bottled up?

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #43 on: February 27, 2016, 12:02:26 PM »
I feel the need to post this since we're talking about fart fetishes


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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #44 on: February 27, 2016, 12:19:34 PM »
I feel the need to post this since we're talking about fart fetishes


Pre internet this type of thing would have shocked me greatly but these days it's like meh

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #45 on: February 27, 2016, 12:41:54 PM »
What if you woke up in the middle of the night to pee and heard really loud fart sounds in the living room and as you got closer, you heard a rhythmic slapping sound and found your roommate with his laptop jerking off to a fart fetish video? And then he'd be like, oh, dude, I wasn't masturbating, I just have really bad gas from eating Taco Bell and I was playing with my boner 'cause it helps me fart.

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #46 on: February 27, 2016, 11:24:04 PM »
its fun until you have to go home to change your underwear

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #47 on: February 28, 2016, 12:10:05 PM »
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I'm always curious as to how you discover that something like that is your thing.
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What's more fun is how you discover that it's someone else's thing. I have a homie who everyone knows is into it, but no one really talks about it. We found out because his girlfriend, who was pretty young at the time (so was he, 17-18ish) was talking to an older, more experienced friend and asked something like, "Isn't it gross how boys like to hang out in the bathroom after you go?" The older friend was obviously taken aback, particularly that this younger girl thought that was just a normal thing since he was her first serious boyfriend, so she asked more, and sure enough he had other butt and butt smell centric fetishes. She told her boyfriend this revelation, who then told everybody else among our friend group. For a while, people tried calling him out on it and he'd just get this little shit grin and walk out of the room. We've since accepted and kind of forgotten about it.
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but do you guys still fart in his presence knowing he gets a stiffy or keep it bottled up?

I think I farted once in front of him and thought "...huh..." then forgot about it again.

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #48 on: February 28, 2016, 01:09:00 PM »
A one up from farting Sascha Daley once slipped out frontside 180ing a massive set so hard he shit his pants on impact, he also had a kickflip RDS ad in thrasher awhile back where his pants ripped mid air and his balls are hanging out in one of the sequences, some pretty legendary shit no pun intended



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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #49 on: February 29, 2016, 02:37:02 AM »
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I'm always curious as to how you discover that something like that is your thing.
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What's more fun is how you discover that it's someone else's thing. I have a homie who everyone knows is into it, but no one really talks about it. We found out because his girlfriend, who was pretty young at the time (so was he, 17-18ish) was talking to an older, more experienced friend and asked something like, "Isn't it gross how boys like to hang out in the bathroom after you go?" The older friend was obviously taken aback, particularly that this younger girl thought that was just a normal thing since he was her first serious boyfriend, so she asked more, and sure enough he had other butt and butt smell centric fetishes. She told her boyfriend this revelation, who then told everybody else among our friend group. For a while, people tried calling him out on it and he'd just get this little shit grin and walk out of the room. We've since accepted and kind of forgotten about it.
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but do you guys still fart in his presence knowing he gets a stiffy or keep it bottled up?
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I think I farted once in front of him and thought "...huh..." then forgot about it again.

Is there a pungence limit for these people?

Like is there a point where they're huffing on your airborne poo particles and just go "Nope, touch too much sulphur for my tastes".

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #50 on: February 29, 2016, 04:07:52 AM »
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I'm always curious as to how you discover that something like that is your thing.
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What's more fun is how you discover that it's someone else's thing. I have a homie who everyone knows is into it, but no one really talks about it. We found out because his girlfriend, who was pretty young at the time (so was he, 17-18ish) was talking to an older, more experienced friend and asked something like, "Isn't it gross how boys like to hang out in the bathroom after you go?" The older friend was obviously taken aback, particularly that this younger girl thought that was just a normal thing since he was her first serious boyfriend, so she asked more, and sure enough he had other butt and butt smell centric fetishes. She told her boyfriend this revelation, who then told everybody else among our friend group. For a while, people tried calling him out on it and he'd just get this little shit grin and walk out of the room. We've since accepted and kind of forgotten about it.
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but do you guys still fart in his presence knowing he gets a stiffy or keep it bottled up?
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I think I farted once in front of him and thought "...huh..." then forgot about it again.
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Is there a pungence limit for these people?

Like is there a point where they're huffing on your airborne poo particles and just go "Nope, touch too much sulphur for my tastes".
I like that Bobby Peru has become Slap's defacto fart fetish expert 

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #51 on: March 01, 2016, 09:34:57 AM »


def still eat her ass but after a shower
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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #52 on: March 01, 2016, 01:14:46 PM »


def still eat her ass but after a shower

Sounded pretty dry. I'd just have her air it out, but then again I like ALWAYS have pink eye.

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Re: farting while skating
« Reply #53 on: March 01, 2016, 01:21:18 PM »
I do backside airs all day.

I feel like, if timed right, a fart could help boost your frontside air just a little bit.

Maybe that's GT's secret?