What if you woke up in the middle of the night to pee and heard really loud fart sounds in the living room and as you got closer, you heard a rhythmic slapping sound and found your roommate with his laptop jerking off to a fart fetish video? And then he'd be like, oh, dude, I wasn't masturbating, I just have really bad gas from eating Taco Bell and I was playing with my boner 'cause it helps me fart.