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What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2016, 12:37:53 AM »
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id give a lot to never have to see another thread like this again

the dude rips, has been through shit, battled addiction, and is genuinely stoked off skating. can't be mad at the guy
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I'll take it you guys say the same thing about Andy Roy?

Some people have been through some shit, battled addiction, love skating, and are still really fucking annoying. You know how I know that? Shane Heyl. I don't wish him any ill will, but if somehow the next baker video had as much Shane Heyl footy as the last one had Knox Godoy footy, I wouldn't complain.
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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2016, 05:49:50 AM »
  People don't neccasarily know that Andy Roy was the raddest dude out for about a month.  -About the time he did that roof drop in thrasher.  He suks now for sure.  I guess he's a ladies man.
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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2016, 06:58:33 AM »
I guess I could go without a Klondike bar.

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2016, 09:06:44 AM »
I will stick a baby thermometer in my eurethra. I know that's not an option just throwing it out there

You should look into something called sounding. Might be something you're into.

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2016, 09:10:17 AM »
Dude rips and makes more money than you. Be mad at the nigga negotiating your deals

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #35 on: May 09, 2016, 09:31:05 AM »
He doesn't seem like someone I'd wanna hang out with, but he's probably a good guy. However, Shake Junt grip and the term Shake Junt itself should be removed from planet earth.
I'm not a fan of the brand or its image, but the grip is actually good. I prefer it over Jessup and Mob once I zone out the graphic.

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #36 on: May 09, 2016, 09:42:03 AM »
He's annoying as fuck and his skating is boring.

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #37 on: May 09, 2016, 10:05:54 AM »
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I will stick a baby thermometer in my eurethra. I know that's not an option just throwing it out there
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You should look into something called sounding. Might be something you're into.
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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #38 on: May 09, 2016, 10:08:32 AM »
Push mongo.

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2016, 10:11:28 AM »
He'd be more tolerable if someone just let him know about tailslides and grinds.

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2016, 10:29:10 AM »
really bad slam dunking on a portable basketball hoop?
please tell me there's video ^^^

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2016, 10:42:09 AM »
I would listen to the first six seconds of this clip on repeat for an entire night.

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2016, 10:59:31 AM »
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really bad slam dunking on a portable basketball hoop?
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please tell me there's video ^^^
I think the only video is him talking about it at the beginning of the weekend buzz. 0:51 or so.

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #43 on: May 09, 2016, 12:12:42 PM »
I would buy and ride a Greg Lutzka board.

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #44 on: May 09, 2016, 01:25:21 PM »
  People don't neccasarily know that Andy Roy was the raddest dude out for about a month.  -About the time he did that roof drop in thrasher.  He suks now for sure.  I guess he's a ladies man.
And Shane Heyl is good? 100% of his career can be summed up in the following two fill in the blank sentences:
1) Noseslide to ___________out
2) Crook to ____________out.
Occasionally, the phrase "half cab" may begin it, but never nollie or switch
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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #45 on: May 09, 2016, 02:31:11 PM »
spend a week handcuffed to Jimmy Carlin?

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #46 on: May 09, 2016, 02:43:43 PM »
  People don't neccasarily know that Andy Roy was the raddest dude out for about a month.  -About the time he did that roof drop in thrasher.  He suks now for sure.  I guess he's a ladies man.

That's not the word on the street according to the "Snuggle Bandit."

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #47 on: May 09, 2016, 03:20:36 PM »
^Andy Roy is the snuggle bandit cuz he (or so he says) he needed to find out in jail who was gay and who was not gay.  He said that in a 'juice' magazine issue.  I heard that freddie mercury fucked alot of chicks.
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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #48 on: May 09, 2016, 03:21:16 PM »
I'm down for shane met him he's really cool

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #49 on: May 09, 2016, 03:22:43 PM »
^Andy Roy is the snuggle bandit cuz he (or so he says) he needed to find out in jail who was gay and who was not gay.  He said that in a 'juice' magazine issue.  I heard that freddie mercury fucked alot of chicks.
You got an Andy Roy interview that hasn't been read to death and you are holding out on us?
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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #50 on: May 09, 2016, 03:59:30 PM »
   I read it standing in  the store.  Jay Adams asked him specifically about the snuggle bandit thing and Roy told him why he jailed it up like that.  I'm sure its somewhere on the net?  but I dunno.
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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #51 on: May 09, 2016, 04:04:46 PM »
The dude has been around forever and he does his thing his company is skater owned, pretty whatevs

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #52 on: May 09, 2016, 06:19:15 PM »
spend a week handcuffed to Jimmy Carlin?

whoa...lets not get carried away now. 

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #53 on: May 12, 2016, 05:53:23 AM »
I'd probably et a cheeseburger. Maybe with bacon.

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #54 on: May 12, 2016, 09:43:48 AM »
Lil Wayne has just as much tricks as him

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #55 on: May 12, 2016, 12:29:39 PM »
is he the guy that baker turned pro for the most nose slides or something? Kind of a mercy fuck. Lots of people with money who are good who aren't loud as fuck. Also didn't he get hurt really bad slam dunking on a portable basketball hoop?
actually he mentioned in some interview he had an injury and can't do more and that he is 'leaving' the place in baker for some other fresh dudes. i think that is really great attitude

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #56 on: May 12, 2016, 12:41:09 PM »
He may be annoying but he's a good dude. If you don't like something/someone, ignore it and move on with your life, unless it's something severely fucked.

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #57 on: May 12, 2016, 01:06:52 PM »
Ill take him over Neckface any day

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #58 on: May 12, 2016, 01:42:53 PM »
Ill take him over Neckface any day
at least with heyl you won't be cooked like a steak dinner hanging out with him

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Re: What would you do to never see or hear Shane Heyl ever again?
« Reply #59 on: May 13, 2016, 03:11:15 PM »
I'd buy something from shake junt, preferably nothing neon green