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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2007, 07:43:22 AM »
Fuck, I tried again!

At age 25 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

Now it's only 6 years left! i'm terrified(sp?)!


Edit: Did it one more time...

At age 23 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies

only 4 years left to live... I think I'll stop now...
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2007, 07:48:28 AM »
At age 68 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2007, 08:29:02 AM »
At age 47 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.


 That is so BOOORRIING! Why would I sleep in a mall! And c'mon, nude? I would get arrested before I could even die! I hate this! Argh.

 Avril, go go go! Destroy my message! You little skate rat!
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2007, 08:52:28 AM »
Mikey: At age 85 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Sketchy.  I certainly don't want live to see age 85.
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2007, 08:56:55 AM »
At age 36 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

damn
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2007, 08:59:24 AM »
CLUBBER got the coolest one.

Maybe after that, youll wake up as an angel, and go find your wife and kids, and sing to them. Like that Lynch movie. Was that how it went?

Anyway, congratz on getting the coolest one man!
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2007, 09:02:43 AM »
 you can be the one to rob and murder me in the park 
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2007, 09:20:49 AM »
At age 47 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2007, 09:59:09 AM »
nate: At age 56 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2007, 10:28:56 AM »
man, you're a stoner dude.... Always blunted, ALWAYS
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2007, 11:09:26 AM »
at age 32 you will get assraped by a guy from japan who took sexpills with his friends.
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2007, 12:22:06 PM »
Quote from: defiantnate on February 10, 2007, 09:59:09 AM
nate: At age 56 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

best one
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2007, 01:03:46 PM »
At age 46 I will choke on a piece of steak.
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2007, 01:41:06 PM »
Luisa: At age 64 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

I could very well see his happening.
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2007, 02:09:33 PM »
At age 55 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

im so down for this!
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #45 on: February 10, 2007, 04:41:54 PM »
Allen: At age 45 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #46 on: February 10, 2007, 04:53:36 PM »
At age 56 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

The other one said i'd kick the heroin habit at 57 when I died.
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #47 on: February 10, 2007, 04:59:30 PM »
Quote from: Duffy on February 10, 2007, 04:41:54 PM
Allen: At age 45 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

death by cheez-it
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #48 on: February 10, 2007, 06:43:42 PM »
Quote from: peacepappies on February 10, 2007, 11:09:26 AM
at age 32 you will get assraped by a guy from japan who took sexpills with his friends.
lol
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #49 on: February 10, 2007, 07:56:37 PM »
mine is pretty awesome.

Jared: At age 32 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #50 on: February 10, 2007, 08:21:24 PM »
At age 70 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #51 on: February 10, 2007, 09:16:38 PM »
Quote from: blank. on February 10, 2007, 06:43:42 PM
Quote from: peacepappies on February 10, 2007, 11:09:26 AM
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at age 32 you will get assraped by a guy from japan who took sexpills with his friends.
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lol
hayuck! chhyeah good one bros!
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2007, 02:30:34 AM »
"Assraped by a guy from Japan who took sex pills with his friend".
Shiet.. I know who that guy is...
« Last Edit: February 11, 2007, 02:34:39 AM by Jackers »
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2007, 12:57:48 PM »
Ed: At age 50 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
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Re: how will you die?
« Reply #54 on: February 11, 2007, 03:12:38 PM »
the weird thing about mine is that it was actually pretty accurate
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