Boycott Slap

[Shifty Flip]

This just made my morning. Thank you Jebus

[Shuh]

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slap is basically 4chan

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apparently everybody here is either from 4chan reddit or tumblr?

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Ceraintly feels like it lately with the influx of random Midwest garage skaters we seem to be getting . Idk how they found this place though. It’s pretty insular. Maybe nine club mentions? I’m trying to think how I found it. Maybe a random one in a million post on YouTube back in the day.

Me cause rippedlaces stopped updating, and I'm a huge skate gear nerd needed to my fix elsewhere

[Burton Ernie]

what's everyone's reddit karma i'm closing in on 1k hoping my life will improve on the other side

23k on one account, 9k on another.

Life IS much better on this side, look forward to it! Anything you could ever want, all made possible by imaginary internet points!

[thisisnotepic]

I mean, you had to've only heard bad things about this message board.

[Mr. Fink]

This thread was done a long time ago and it was much funnier.

this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.

[georgethecat]

Slap guide for weird little trolls:

Step 1: act like complete buffoon
Step 2: maintain buffoonery at level that ensures Slap finds you distasteful
Step 3: blame Slap for finding you distasteful, calling other posters "bullies"
Step 4: wonder why parents never hugged you
Step 5: focus account

[Pigeon]

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that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

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[GAY]

Bloo Don is pussy broke, CONFIRMED!

[Shifty Flip]

Bloo Don is pussy broke, CONFIRMED!

Thanks Gay. For actually making me laugh, just an hour after finding out my father has stage 4 cancers, and most likely won't leave the hospital he went to this afternoon.

[ChiefSQueff]

Bloodonmydick you sound like a troubled young man. I hope only bad things happen to you and only you

[shark tits]

man, i'm sorry to hear shifty.
i got one, hope it doesn't make you feel worse.

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

A night of tall tales commences.

The Texas cowboy says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The Wyoming cowboy chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The Pennsylvania cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

[georgethecat]

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Bloo Don is pussy broke, CONFIRMED!

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Thanks Gay. For actually making me laugh, just an hour after finding out my father has stage 4 cancers, and most likely won't leave the hospital he went to this afternoon.

Oh hell. Much love to you and your family.

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

man, i'm sorry to hear shifty.
i got one, hope it doesn't make you feel worse.

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

A night of tall tales commences.

The Texas cowboy says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The Wyoming cowboy chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The Pennsylvania cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

A young boy is walking home from school one day and finds a welding mask so he puts it on

Shortly after a man pulls up beside him and asks if he wants a ride home. He obliges.

They drive along a bit and the man asks the boy "do you know what sodomy is?" The boy responds "no" all the while flipping the hood up and down.

Later the man asks "do you know what oral is?" Again the boy responds "no" while playing with the mask.

Finally the man says "kid do you know what a pedophile is?" The kid flips the mask up and blurts "listen mister i'm not actually a welder I just found this!".