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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #450 on: February 19, 2020, 09:23:55 AM »
I am seriously wondering if anyone, including 13 year-old boys and/or 43 year-old divorced ugly men, is watching these videos and going, "I need to run down to my local shop and pick up a B&C board RIGHT NOW!"

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #451 on: February 19, 2020, 09:34:46 AM »
One time while I was tweaking I found a wig. I put on the wig and decided to make a fun, funny film. I put on a jockstrap and grabbed this old timey phaser gun thing and my roommate at the time filmed me running around the backyard in the wig and jockstrap holding the phaser gun and pretending I was like some kind of Charlie's Angel or some shit.

At the time I thought it was just wild and wacky and so funny.

I came across that footage a few years back and watched it. It was horrifying and tweaky and there wasn't anything the least bit funny or interesting or even watchable about any of it. It was nothing but sad.

These clips from MJ remind me of that footage.

Please, PLEASE post the video.

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #452 on: February 19, 2020, 10:01:32 AM »
Yeah chill dudes he’s just branchin out.

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #453 on: February 19, 2020, 10:16:18 AM »
Dude is driftwood.

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #454 on: February 19, 2020, 10:32:36 AM »
I was checking out the B&C site a couple nights ago actually contemplating a purchase but those videos have made sure that never happens.
Honestly dude the B&C board Deck I’m on now is one of my favorite shapes I’ve had in a really long time

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #455 on: February 19, 2020, 11:02:22 AM »
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One time while I was tweaking I found a wig. I put on the wig and decided to make a fun, funny film. I put on a jockstrap and grabbed this old timey phaser gun thing and my roommate at the time filmed me running around the backyard in the wig and jockstrap holding the phaser gun and pretending I was like some kind of Charlie's Angel or some shit.

At the time I thought it was just wild and wacky and so funny.

I came across that footage a few years back and watched it. It was horrifying and tweaky and there wasn't anything the least bit funny or interesting or even watchable about any of it. It was nothing but sad.

These clips from MJ remind me of that footage.
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Please, PLEASE post the video.

I don't know I'm a little worried MJ might appropriate it to try to sell some product.

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #456 on: February 19, 2020, 12:01:52 PM »
I am seriously wondering if anyone, including 13 year-old boys and/or 43 year-old divorced ugly men, is watching these videos and going, "I need to run down to my local shop and pick up a B&C board RIGHT NOW!"
Not even gonna lie I did “swipe up” the last video on his story and contemplated buying a deck. Not because of the video though, I just liked the shape/graphic. Also remember reading a thread with people saying they’re pretty nice decks.

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #457 on: February 19, 2020, 12:20:46 PM »
Just turn joey obrien pro, cmon marc....dont be a fucking idiot.

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #458 on: February 19, 2020, 01:16:50 PM »
Let's see parts four and five, then. Guaranteed to turn things around.

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #459 on: February 19, 2020, 01:56:15 PM »
I love Marc Johnson's skating, but he should have stayed in legend status on Enjoi

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #460 on: February 19, 2020, 03:19:06 PM »
I was checking out the B&C site a couple nights ago actually contemplating a purchase but those videos have made sure that never happens.
I read this as Bianca&Chandon

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #461 on: February 19, 2020, 03:52:44 PM »

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #462 on: February 19, 2020, 04:32:48 PM »
Idk, im such an MJ fan boi that I kinda like this skit.
I also have not bought a BC board yet; I plan to eventually but I’d really prefer one with his name on the board.
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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #463 on: February 19, 2020, 04:33:26 PM »

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #464 on: February 19, 2020, 04:42:42 PM »
Gator would love this

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #465 on: February 19, 2020, 05:02:54 PM »
Gator would love this
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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #466 on: February 19, 2020, 05:59:50 PM »
After watching those I realized that he's just asking random people if they've seen someone while holding a knife. I thought they were all aware, but it seems like only the skate guys knew, that's a hard no for me there. I'm sure everyone at Adidas is confused and angry.

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #467 on: February 19, 2020, 06:08:18 PM »

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #468 on: February 19, 2020, 06:44:16 PM »
After watching those I realized that he's just asking random people if they've seen someone while holding a knife. I thought they were all aware, but it seems like only the skate guys knew, that's a hard no for me there. I'm sure everyone at Adidas is confused and angry.
From Business & Company to Lawsuit & Restraining Order.

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #469 on: February 19, 2020, 06:45:17 PM »
dashawn just got a board and is celebrating at a roller rink

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #470 on: February 19, 2020, 06:59:36 PM »
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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #471 on: February 19, 2020, 07:23:21 PM »
can’t have a dude in the olympics on your art statement company without a pro bloard!

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #472 on: February 19, 2020, 08:09:18 PM »
Mark John son sure does murdering his career over and over and over and over

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #473 on: February 19, 2020, 08:49:06 PM »
Why is SUCH a large portion of this brands aesthetics solely based on degrading women? It’s astounding. Those Barbie graphics, these murder videos...you spend years toting your “big ideas” to the industry and then the foundation of your skateboard company is treating women like shit? Okay...MJ sucks so fuckin badly.

I am seriously wondering if anyone, including 13 year-old boys and/or 43 year-old divorced ugly men, is watching these videos and going, "I need to run down to my local shop and pick up a B&C board RIGHT NOW!"
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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #474 on: February 19, 2020, 08:49:39 PM »




i feel so bad for dashawn. who convinced him to do this, thiebaud?

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #475 on: February 19, 2020, 09:48:46 PM »
The roller skating through me off til I noticed the "roll bounce" on his board possibly referencing that disco song, "bounce, rock, skate, roll"...Or maybe it's lil bow wow's roller skate movie called roll bounce that I had no idea about til now. Not really sure what else Marc is referencing with the every girl's fantasy and Dashawn as a toy.
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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #476 on: February 20, 2020, 05:03:52 AM »
That Gator comment just put him out of business.

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #477 on: February 20, 2020, 05:36:34 AM »
I mean I’m still kinda intrigued by this company, like MJ is pulling the long con on all of us, I down with that dashawn dude even though he is an Olympian, and Joey O’Brien is fuckin sick, whatever I’m down with B and C, and those videos are kinda funny, he is basically making himself look crazy, I’m sure there was some kind of agreement with all parties involved, i don’t know, whatever
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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #478 on: February 20, 2020, 06:07:23 AM »
Hope every pro gets a Barbie graphic the way Plan B does a caricature graphic for everyone

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Re: Business & Company
« Reply #479 on: February 20, 2020, 06:14:41 AM »
what the fuckery is this?