Biggest puss in professional skateboarding?

[GOKU]

Clark Hassler is pretty soft, compared to everyone else that's ever been on enjoi. This doesn't mean that I don't like Clark Hassler, though! He is pretty rad.

[Monkey_Mcpott]

[Owen]

I always wondered who this was. Mike V?

[poorlatino]

Haha I always loved that clip. Remember that video 411 911? Tim o'connor hosted it and it was pretty awesome.

[Surf-goth]

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all of these guys are such fucking pussies that they’re probably butt buddies with each other.

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they prolly wanna take each other out and date each other

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seriously. what a bunch of gaywads.

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i was looking for 'some some something something something'

[Madam, I'm Adam]

Here he is hanging up on the 360 flip at the Gonz gap.

That was beautiful. Even if he didn't roll away

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I always wondered who this was. Mike V?

chet thomas

[GOKU]

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I always wondered who this was. Mike V?

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chet thomas

Chetty T skates goofy, can't be him!

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I always wondered who this was. Mike V?

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chet thomas

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Chetty T skates goofy, can't be him!

oh true, for some reason when i was young that was just something in my head that it was him.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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TK

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TK started out as a rail chomper in the early 2000s, and this was before black dudes were even hitting rails like that. Dude used to get weird and fakie down huge rails. I remember an old thrasher contents page was him getting worked on a rail at the sydney opera house.

Finally, this dude took a bullet to the face, but still continues to call out gangbangers on the 'gram.

Before black dudes were hitting rails like that? My friend, you need a history lesson. Either that or I’m just imagining Alfonso Rawls, Kevin Taylor, Clyde Singleton...this “black dudes don’t skate rails” trope is recent and I have no idea where people are getting it from.

[shark tits]

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TK

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TK started out as a rail chomper in the early 2000s, and this was before black dudes were even hitting rails like that. Dude used to get weird and fakie down huge rails. I remember an old thrasher contents page was him getting worked on a rail at the sydney opera house.

Finally, this dude took a bullet to the face, but still continues to call out gangbangers on the 'gram.

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Before black dudes were hitting rails like that? My friend, you need a history lesson. Either that or I’m just imagining Alfonso Rawls, Kevin Taylor, Clyde Singleton...this “black dudes don’t skate rails” trope is recent and I have no idea where people are getting it from.

^ i made that mistake a long time ago based on lil stevie and maybe maurice keys, organikarl or a few other heads and my buddy was like 'uh, kareem? gershon? jahmal williams?'
i think it was the marketing of 'fresh' = low impact vs 'hesh' = gnar gnar.

[GOKU]

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TK

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TK started out as a rail chomper in the early 2000s, and this was before black dudes were even hitting rails like that. Dude used to get weird and fakie down huge rails. I remember an old thrasher contents page was him getting worked on a rail at the sydney opera house.

Finally, this dude took a bullet to the face, but still continues to call out gangbangers on the 'gram.

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Before black dudes were hitting rails like that? My friend, you need a history lesson. Either that or I’m just imagining Alfonso Rawls, Kevin Taylor, Clyde Singleton...this “black dudes don’t skate rails” trope is recent and I have no idea where people are getting it from.

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^ i made that mistake a long time ago based on lil stevie and maybe maurice keys, organikarl or a few other heads and my buddy was like 'uh, kareem? gershon? jahmal williams?'
i think it was the marketing of 'fresh' = low impact vs 'hesh' = gnar gnar.

To be fair, out of that list right there, KT and Clyde weren't hitting HUGE rails. Only Alphonso was, and that wasn't on the regular either. It's pretty true that there was very few black dudes hitting big rails back then.

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Haha I always loved that clip. Remember that video 411 911? Tim o'connor hosted it and it was pretty awesome.

 fabio sleiman.

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is the vert ramp ollie to sack from hell victim

[MOE SYZLAK]

Daryl Angel and the dude that runs RipnDip

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TK

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TK started out as a rail chomper in the early 2000s, and this was before black dudes were even hitting rails like that. Dude used to get weird and fakie down huge rails. I remember an old thrasher contents page was him getting worked on a rail at the sydney opera house.

Finally, this dude took a bullet to the face, but still continues to call out gangbangers on the 'gram.

[close]

Before black dudes were hitting rails like that? My friend, you need a history lesson. Either that or I’m just imagining Alfonso Rawls, Kevin Taylor, Clyde Singleton...this “black dudes don’t skate rails” trope is recent and I have no idea where people are getting it from.

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^ i made that mistake a long time ago based on lil stevie and maybe maurice keys, organikarl or a few other heads and my buddy was like 'uh, kareem? gershon? jahmal williams?'
i think it was the marketing of 'fresh' = low impact vs 'hesh' = gnar gnar.

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To be fair, out of that list right there, KT and Clyde weren't hitting HUGE rails. Only Alphonso was, and that wasn't on the regular either. It's pretty true that there was very few black dudes hitting big rails back then.

Even if we were just talking about guys around the same time as TK, Darrell Stanton was way more enjoyable to watch.

I just watched TK’s Baker 2G part, and I feel bad for Heath. He shared 2 parts with Berra and 1 with Hentai Klein. (Then, there was the TWS part with Paul Sharpe, but I like that guy.)

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TK

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TK started out as a rail chomper in the early 2000s, and this was before black dudes were even hitting rails like that. Dude used to get weird and fakie down huge rails. I remember an old thrasher contents page was him getting worked on a rail at the sydney opera house.

Finally, this dude took a bullet to the face, but still continues to call out gangbangers on the 'gram.

[close]

Before black dudes were hitting rails like that? My friend, you need a history lesson. Either that or I’m just imagining Alfonso Rawls, Kevin Taylor, Clyde Singleton...this “black dudes don’t skate rails” trope is recent and I have no idea where people are getting it from.

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^ i made that mistake a long time ago based on lil stevie and maybe maurice keys, organikarl or a few other heads and my buddy was like 'uh, kareem? gershon? jahmal williams?'
i think it was the marketing of 'fresh' = low impact vs 'hesh' = gnar gnar.

[close]

To be fair, out of that list right there, KT and Clyde weren't hitting HUGE rails. Only Alphonso was, and that wasn't on the regular either. It's pretty true that there was very few black dudes hitting big rails back then.

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Even if we were just talking about guys around the same time as TK, Darrell Stanton was way more enjoyable to watch.

I just watched TK’s Baker 2G part, and I feel bad for Heath. He shared 2 parts with Berra and 1 with Hentai Klein. (Then, there was the TWS part with Paul Sharpe, but I like that guy.)

I would consider Darrell the very beginning of a new era/generation. TK was right on the cusp, bridging the gap from the old guard to the new guys. It's truly insane how fast TK got good... it's just that he never really got that much better afterward haha

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TK

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TK started out as a rail chomper in the early 2000s, and this was before black dudes were even hitting rails like that. Dude used to get weird and fakie down huge rails. I remember an old thrasher contents page was him getting worked on a rail at the sydney opera house.

Finally, this dude took a bullet to the face, but still continues to call out gangbangers on the 'gram.

[close]

Before black dudes were hitting rails like that? My friend, you need a history lesson. Either that or I’m just imagining Alfonso Rawls, Kevin Taylor, Clyde Singleton...this “black dudes don’t skate rails” trope is recent and I have no idea where people are getting it from.

[close]

^ i made that mistake a long time ago based on lil stevie and maybe maurice keys, organikarl or a few other heads and my buddy was like 'uh, kareem? gershon? jahmal williams?'
i think it was the marketing of 'fresh' = low impact vs 'hesh' = gnar gnar.

[close]

To be fair, out of that list right there, KT and Clyde weren't hitting HUGE rails. Only Alphonso was, and that wasn't on the regular either. It's pretty true that there was very few black dudes hitting big rails back then.

[close]

Even if we were just talking about guys around the same time as TK, Darrell Stanton was way more enjoyable to watch.

I just watched TK’s Baker 2G part, and I feel bad for Heath. He shared 2 parts with Berra and 1 with Hentai Klein. (Then, there was the TWS part with Paul Sharpe, but I like that guy.)

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I would consider Darrell the very beginning of a new era/generation. TK was right on the cusp, bridging the gap from the old guard to the new guys. It's truly insane how fast TK got good... it's just that he never really got that much better afterward haha

Dude, just no. It was a stupid thing to say, and it got corrected. Just move on.

[jomeara1]

is the vert ramp ollie to sack from hell victim

Globe Opinion

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Steve Berra, how can you even argue this?>

easy:

[GOKU]

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Steve Berra, how can you even argue this?>

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easy:

Berra had pretty fuckin' good style back in the day. Great half cab flips and backside flips.

[quaintly]

Wrong about Berra . Any human that puts down blunt kickies on vert : ain’t no puss .

[GOKU]

Wrong about Berra . Any human that puts down blunt kickies on vert : ain’t no puss .

First person to heelflip indy on vert, too!

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

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I always wondered who this was. Mike V?

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chet thomas

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Chetty T skates goofy, can't be him!

The thought of Chet Thomas bossing up to switch ollie this drop out of nowhere to reignite his career made me laugh a lot.

But for real tho who was this poor unfortunate soul?
who had it worse? this dude or Pageau?

[skatingoofy]

Chris Joslin

[the snake]

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Steve Berra, how can you even argue this?>

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easy:

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Berra had pretty fuckin' good style back in the day. Great half cab flips and backside flips.

good tricks, but isn't all that part a lil accelerated in speed ? just askin' for a friend

[Grosso4Prez]

Jereme Rodgers when he was on king of the road trying to front slash that bowl

Jereme Rodgers made me hate chocolate on the show.

[Skate_lurker_Rob]

I just watched TK’s Baker 2G part, and I feel bad for Heath. He shared 2 parts with Berra and 1 with Hentai Klein. (Then, there was the TWS part with Paul Sharpe, but I like that guy.)
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I would consider Darrell the very beginning of a new era/generation. TK was right on the cusp, bridging the gap from the old guard to the new guys. It's truly insane how fast TK got good... it's just that he never really got that much better afterward haha
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I think TK despite his unique niche style found a home and his sponsors Baker mainly and SJ he doesn't/expected have to flex with more progression.   

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Steve Berra, how can you even argue this?>

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easy:

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Berra had pretty fuckin' good style back in the day. Great half cab flips and backside flips.

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good tricks, but isn't all that part a lil accelerated in speed ? just askin' for a friend

I think it looks like that because of how slow the filmer moves the camera in relation to Berra, especially when it comes to rails. It seemed like the frame rate was different for some clips, so they might have used different cameras. I’m curious, but I’m also too sore/tired/lazy/comfortable in bed to upload and check the consistency of FPS.

[active_shooter]

Daryl Angel and the dude that runs RipnDip

My God, RipNDip is terrible. Daryl Angel seems like quite the ass polyp as well.