Author Topic: How does the QUEFF GET TO slaP PAL statuS (Read 803 times)

ChiefSQueff · « **on:** July 12, 2018, 02:57:48 PM »

Just wondering if one of you guys can give me Slap pal status. It says newbie but i know how to do the Slap. Thanks for any input guys. Bless you

Paco Supreme · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:00:53 PM »

Quote from: Paco Supreme on July 02, 2018, 07:10:46 PM

you show everyone your balls and you get 1000 Slap points. thats the only way it works

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:06:48 PM »

very important detail, you have to write 'slap' on your balls. if it's just balls, nothing.

MC3 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:26:42 PM »

a euro tm once told me that if you just slap your balls really hard and video it, that works also

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:50:00 PM »

You have to stay under 100 posts for 6 months to show your commitment to the boards

snickers · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:15:43 PM »

this thread has classic slap potential.

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:15:59 PM »

Get good at photoshop

GAY · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:25:35 PM »

If you focus we'll make you an honorary pal, dork boy.

snickers · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:32:51 PM »

if you give me your checking account and routing number, i can deposit the amount needed to buy pal status.

regards,

snickers

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2018, 05:23:53 PM »

Writing your name on your balls doesn't get you PAL status anymore. The bar was raised to hairy asshole with SLAP written around it. That's the minimum to even get it to committee. You will not have my vote with that catch phrase.

brucewillis · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2018, 05:46:01 PM »

Im just gonna leave this here

poopnutsupreme · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2018, 06:42:19 PM »

What are you be willing to do to earn pal status? It doesn't seem like you really want it.

Tommy G · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2018, 08:49:04 PM »

Gotta get that lower lip tattoo with the Slap Mag demon and "SLAP" written around the circumference of your scrotum.

Nate · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2018, 01:41:10 AM »

If I write slap on my dick will that work?

shark tits · « **Reply #14 on:** July 13, 2018, 07:39:51 AM »

Quote from: Nate on July 13, 2018, 01:41:10 AM

If I write slap on my dick will that work?

if you can fit 'slap pals' and the name of your favorite poster in one shot

Jabootie Bootie · « **Reply #15 on:** July 13, 2018, 08:11:42 AM »

Based on these responses, are you sure that's something you really want to do? Change your handle to some variation of slap pal and begin chasing an even bigger dream

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #16 on:** July 13, 2018, 11:16:54 AM »

Quote from: Nate on July 13, 2018, 01:41:10 AM

If I write slap on my dick will that work?

If it's stuffed into your own asshole yes

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2018, 04:13:28 PM »

Quote from: shit_for_brains on July 13, 2018, 11:16:54 AM

Quote from: Nate on July 13, 2018, 01:41:10 AM
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If I write slap on my dick will that work?
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If it's stuffed into your own asshole yes

the bam move

el chino · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2018, 04:26:27 PM »

Quote from: dickfish on July 13, 2018, 04:13:28 PM

Quote from: shit_for_brains on July 13, 2018, 11:16:54 AM
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Quote from: Nate on July 13, 2018, 01:41:10 AM
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If I write slap on my dick will that work?
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If it's stuffed into your own asshole yes
[close]
the bam move

what the fuck was that? Hahahha

bawtawdinfinity · « **Reply #19 on:** July 14, 2018, 12:54:08 AM »

I already do all this stuff on chaturbate

Eds_gallerist · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2018, 04:00:37 AM »

Show some queffort. Idiot!

mongopushingmallgraber · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2018, 09:50:29 AM »

Find and post that vid that D-loy filmed of Chase Webb and Nyjah showing that passed out chick what skateboardings all about.

botefdunn · « **Reply #22 on:** August 01, 2018, 11:37:45 PM »

One good hamstand and you got my vote

silhouette · « **Reply #23 on:** August 02, 2018, 04:39:16 AM »

Quote from: HATE! on July 12, 2018, 04:27:13 PM

Put a pen in your butt and write your name legibly and cut out 10 bar codes from old Slap issues. We'll send your name off to headquarters. You'll have your answer in 6-8 weeks.

Reminder: you have to cut out the bar codes with the scissors in your butt too, otherwise just about any troll could do it.

I'm stuck on the 6th right now and have been for months. I refuse to cheat, but I also refuse to give up. This shit really reminds one of their first kickflips and the true essence of skateboarding.

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #24 on:** August 02, 2018, 07:29:31 AM »

Sometimes I get the feeling like people sometimes give bad advice to be funny on here. Does anyone else think that as well?

Pigeon · « **Reply #25 on:** August 02, 2018, 10:55:08 AM »

Quote from: SneakySecrets on August 02, 2018, 07:29:31 AM

Sometimes I get the feeling like people sometimes give bad advice to be funny on here. Does anyone else think that as well?

“no not ever.... you should too”

streetsoup · « **Reply #26 on:** August 07, 2018, 02:29:28 PM »

You just gotta chip away at it like the rest of us

Author Topic: How does the QUEFF GET TO slaP PAL statuS (Read 803 times)

feedmeseymour

shit_for_brains

shark tits

shit_for_brains

bawtawdinfinity

Eds_gallerist

Pigeon