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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #60 on: August 07, 2018, 04:21:03 PM »
You're the one bringing up his sexuality. That makes no difference to me. We're both well over six foot and wiry. Never fought a dude my build. Figure it would be equal, interesting and fair. Like who ever won would buy the other a beer and a shot.
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BA. We’re roughly the same size and build. I definitely have more tattoos, though.
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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #61 on: August 07, 2018, 04:39:44 PM »
Definitely not a pro but i would like to add mikey alfred.
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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #62 on: August 07, 2018, 04:49:54 PM »
Tommy Sandoval, just so I could say I died trying

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #63 on: August 07, 2018, 04:59:16 PM »
Gonz. I’d dress up like a chair and choke him out when he sat down.

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #64 on: August 07, 2018, 05:04:13 PM »
First instinct: Shawn powers or T Funk

What might be more interesting are some pros you wouldn’t want to fuck with.  I can think of a few:

Sean Sheffey
Josh Kalis
Mike V, specifically the shaved head, early 2000’s model
Antwuan Dixon
Sluggo
Brian Anderson


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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #65 on: August 07, 2018, 05:16:47 PM »
shawn powers for sure

sequence the fight, send to him later as inspiration for the next round of awful paintings.

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #66 on: August 07, 2018, 05:39:43 PM »
Cody Mac and I'd make sure he choked on his toothpick.

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #67 on: August 07, 2018, 05:57:33 PM »
I would beat that shit outta jj's racist ass

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2018, 06:17:05 PM »
Alex Olson because that guy seems like the worst dude, other than his father, which kind of makes me feel bad, but he still seems like an entitled prick.

Chris Roberts, but only because I don't think they've had a woman on the 9 club full length.

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2018, 06:44:48 PM »
Dane burman cause he trys way to hard and has the most annoying face in skateboarding.


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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #70 on: August 07, 2018, 07:16:33 PM »
yall boys trippin

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« Reply #71 on: August 07, 2018, 09:10:10 PM »
I’d love to see Shawn Powers bump into the wrong dude’s Jordan’s or Timbs, give some kind of attitude, and get his ass handed to him in public.
Maybe some crazy homeless dude could poke him with a sharpened screwdriver.

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #72 on: August 07, 2018, 11:12:00 PM »
I mean.
If I wasn’t happily married.
I probably wouldn’t say no
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You're the one bringing up his sexuality. That makes no difference to me. We're both well over six foot and wiry. Never fought a dude my build. Figure it would be equal, interesting and fair. Like who ever won would buy the other a beer and a shot.
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BA. We’re roughly the same size and build. I definitely have more tattoos, though.
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Or maybe you wanna beat up a gay dude..Asshole
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Oh so now you wanna fuck him

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #73 on: August 08, 2018, 02:15:12 AM »
Alex Olson because that guy seems like the worst dude, other than his father, which kind of makes me feel bad, but he still seems like an entitled prick.

Chris Roberts, but only because I don't think they've had a woman on the 9 club full length.
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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #74 on: August 08, 2018, 05:08:42 AM »
I mean.
If I wasn’t happily married.
I probably wouldn’t say no
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You're the one bringing up his sexuality. That makes no difference to me. We're both well over six foot and wiry. Never fought a dude my build. Figure it would be equal, interesting and fair. Like who ever won would buy the other a beer and a shot.
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BA. We’re roughly the same size and build. I definitely have more tattoos, though.
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Or maybe you wanna beat up a gay dude..Asshole
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Oh so now you wanna fuck him
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The feeling is mutual!

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #75 on: August 08, 2018, 05:11:37 AM »
Tom Knox, no not that one, the other one.
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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #76 on: August 08, 2018, 03:05:32 PM »
Mike V

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #77 on: August 08, 2018, 03:39:47 PM »
I’d quit my day job and fight Trevor McClung.

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #78 on: August 08, 2018, 05:53:37 PM »
all these people saying nyjah i just ran into him at Griffith Park in LA. Dude is ripped.  He's in very good shape i know that doesn't mean he can fight be he's a beast.

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #79 on: August 08, 2018, 06:18:28 PM »
Greco could always use a good punch.

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #80 on: August 08, 2018, 07:38:56 PM »
How has no one said clit walker yet??
I'd be down to square it up with Greco only if I could fight him in the form of either Glam Greco or Super Greco

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #81 on: August 08, 2018, 11:12:03 PM »
How has no one said clit walker yet??
I'd be down to square it up with Greco only if I could fight him in the form of either Glam Greco or Super Greco

what about puffy pirate shirt Greco?

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #82 on: August 08, 2018, 11:18:52 PM »
Gonz. I’d dress up like a chair and choke him out when he sat down.

Are you trying to get revenge for what he did back in 1997?




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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #83 on: August 09, 2018, 12:04:45 AM »
i feel like most pros have high enough pain tolerance they would be tricky to fight. that being said sean malto
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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #84 on: August 10, 2018, 09:13:12 AM »
Not a pro, but more famous then a lot of pros... I would love to give Roy purdy a chin check real quick



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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #85 on: August 10, 2018, 09:20:07 AM »
Caine Gayle. Just to see how good his mama game is

He tap me out in ten seconds or less, I'm sure of that.

I was friends with an up and coming UFC fighter from canada and he used to let us "try" to fight him and it was a joke to him.

Rory Macdonald, and her seriously kill you if he wanted too
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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #86 on: August 10, 2018, 09:26:47 AM »
Caine Gayle. Just to see how good his mama game is

He tap me out in ten seconds or less, I'm sure of that.

I was friends with an up and coming UFC fighter from canada and he used to let us "try" to fight him and it was a joke to him.

Rory Macdonald, and her seriously kill you if he wanted too

Shut up.

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #87 on: August 10, 2018, 10:12:35 AM »
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Not a Pro, but id 86'd the fuck out of Patlanta.


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He kind of looks like Donald Trump Jr.

Other than Daryl, I cant think of anyone I would fight. I’d be down to tickle Jamie Thomas until he pisses himself, but that’s about it.

hahaha, what? I didn't expect to read that! Is he aloud to tickle back?

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #88 on: August 10, 2018, 10:15:25 AM »
Oh, I thought about this and couldn't come up with anyone I would like to fight... maybe I could just join or film that tickle fight with Jamie.... but... it just hit me that I would hit STABA.  He gave me a dirty look once at a trade show.

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Re: IF YOU COULD FIGHT ONE PRO...
« Reply #89 on: August 10, 2018, 11:42:06 AM »
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Caine Gayle. Just to see how good his mama game is

He tap me out in ten seconds or less, I'm sure of that.

I was friends with an up and coming UFC fighter from canada and he used to let us "try" to fight him and it was a joke to him.

Rory Macdonald, and her seriously kill you if he wanted too
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Shut up.

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