Author Topic: Nazi/WP shop from Whittier, CA: Two Felons (Read 105760 times)

PatrickSkateman · « **Reply #660 on:** October 13, 2021, 06:28:21 AM »

Go to horny jail *boink* skateshop

DaleSr · « **Reply #661 on:** October 13, 2021, 07:06:48 AM »

Two trespassing while trying to fuck a dolphins blowhole skateshop

lilboosie · « **Reply #662 on:** October 13, 2021, 07:41:34 AM »

They love wee man

Letsfilmavideo · « **Reply #663 on:** October 13, 2021, 08:31:13 AM »

Two detentions skate shop

Landmine · « **Reply #664 on:** October 13, 2021, 08:41:36 AM »

In School Suspension Repeat Offenders Skate Shop

ndsr · « **Reply #665 on:** October 13, 2021, 08:51:15 AM »

Quote from: DaleSr on October 13, 2021, 07:06:48 AM

Two trespassing while trying to fuck a dolphins blowhole skateshop

It has a nice ring to it but it he neon illuminated sign will cost about 100 K

Giza Butler · « **Reply #666 on:** October 13, 2021, 08:53:59 AM »

Quote from: Freelancevagrant on October 13, 2021, 06:04:06 AM

Pretrial confinement ~~at The Hague~~ in horny jail skate shop

DanCorteseFromMTVSports · « **Reply #667 on:** October 13, 2021, 10:08:41 AM »

I got caught drunk driving but my brother in law was the police officer so we stashed my car in the Dennys parking lot and i got a ride home in the squad car Skate Shop.

lilboosie · « **Reply #668 on:** October 13, 2021, 10:45:53 AM »

we ask you to throw away your mask before entering the skate shop, skate shop

Síota · « **Reply #669 on:** October 13, 2021, 12:33:04 PM »

I can't skate-shop

Lou Strux · « **Reply #670 on:** October 13, 2021, 12:43:09 PM »

Quote from: conqueso on October 13, 2021, 10:47:25 AM

my wifes boobs are made from plastic skate shop

What The Fuck Is Up With My Business Partner’s Three Rows Of Boobs Skateshop.

DaleSr · « **Reply #671 on:** October 13, 2021, 01:02:16 PM »

Two supervised visits a month skate shop

stevedave · « **Reply #672 on:** October 13, 2021, 01:10:17 PM »

Quote from: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on October 13, 2021, 10:08:41 AM

I got caught drunk driving but my brother in law was the police officer so we stashed my car in the Dennys parking lot and i got a ride home in the squad car Skate Shop.

there's a lot of good ones, but this one gets my vote. not condoning drunk driving, but the story rules.

kickpush161 · « **Reply #673 on:** February 28, 2022, 06:52:14 PM »

This neo-nazi Cody Hoebel of the AC Skins is repping Two Felons (hashtag and wearing a Two Felons face mask). He has played in a number of nazi bands like Aggravated Assault and Chaos 88.

https://idavox.com/index.php/2021/05/18/aggravated-assault-chaos-88-frontman-warren-meikle-rot-in-hell/

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2016/05/27/nyc-oi-fest-returns-new-york-city-new-kind-hate

Panzer Street Wear is a nazi clothing brand that did a run of skateboard decks.

https://panzerdox.noblogs.org/post/2020/06/24/panzerdox-unmasking-cody-reynolds-and-kimberly-westfall-of-panzer-street-wear/

https://twitter.com/colettearrand/status/1283034189344931843

jakeumms · « **Reply #674 on:** February 28, 2022, 07:08:16 PM »

Punk is so very very red

Lou Strux · « **Reply #675 on:** February 28, 2022, 08:00:52 PM »

I’m glad this thread popped back up: just the other day I found myself wondering what the dude with six tits was up to.
It’s still Fuck These Guys all day long, AFAIC.

IpathCats · « **Reply #676 on:** March 01, 2022, 05:44:34 AM »

As someone who isn't really into punk and only has surface level knowledge of it from being a skateboarder, and having friends that are into it, I really don't understand the whole Nazi/punk overlap. From what I understand about punk, Nazism seems to be antithetical to the whole "punk ethos" if you will. IDK.... fuck these dudes either way, weirdos.

The real veganshawn · « **Reply #677 on:** March 01, 2022, 02:17:45 PM »

Quote from: IpathCats on March 01, 2022, 05:44:34 AM

As someone who isn't really into punk and only has surface level knowledge of it from being a skateboarder, and having friends that are into it, I really don't understand the whole Nazi/punk overlap. From what I understand about punk, Nazism seems to be antithetical to the whole "punk ethos" if you will. IDK.... fuck these dudes either way, weirdos.

Real punks hate nazis, sadly some idiots try and steal punk looks to spread their hate, they all need shot on sight

DaleSr · « **Reply #678 on:** March 01, 2022, 02:54:49 PM »

Peter hook had the right attitude about Nazis at shows, fuck em up

TastyBurrito · « **Reply #679 on:** March 01, 2022, 03:37:29 PM »

Quote from: The real veganshawn on March 01, 2022, 02:17:45 PM

Quote from: IpathCats on March 01, 2022, 05:44:34 AM
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As someone who isn't really into punk and only has surface level knowledge of it from being a skateboarder, and having friends that are into it, I really don't understand the whole Nazi/punk overlap. From what I understand about punk, Nazism seems to be antithetical to the whole "punk ethos" if you will. IDK.... fuck these dudes either way, weirdos.
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Real punks hate nazis, sadly some idiots try and steal punk looks to spread their hate, they all need shot on sight

This basically the origin of The Dead Kennedy's song "Nazi Punks Fuck Off."

AxionCityStars · « **Reply #680 on:** March 01, 2022, 05:40:10 PM »

NHS Loves this shop. Prior to his cancelation, there were massive NHS window wraps featuring Jason Jessee covering the entire front window of the shop.

Faxmachine · « **Reply #681 on:** March 01, 2022, 05:45:14 PM »

Quote from: TastyBurrito on March 01, 2022, 03:37:29 PM

Quote from: The real veganshawn on March 01, 2022, 02:17:45 PM
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As someone who isn't really into punk and only has surface level knowledge of it from being a skateboarder, and having friends that are into it, I really don't understand the whole Nazi/punk overlap. From what I understand about punk, Nazism seems to be antithetical to the whole "punk ethos" if you will. IDK.... fuck these dudes either way, weirdos.
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Real punks hate nazis, sadly some idiots try and steal punk looks to spread their hate, they all need shot on sight
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This basically the origin of The Dead Kennedy's song "Nazi Punks Fuck Off."

The reason they made that song is there has always been a nazi problem in punk rock. Why make a song about nazi punks if there wasn’t nazi punks going to the shows. Why was the nazi punks going to the shows? Well cuz all the punk rockers was wearing the swastikas. ( ironically or whatever you wanna say to justify it , still wak. Fuck nazis. ) The Sex Pistols wore that shit. Darby crash wore that shit. TheRamones wore that shit. Souise and tha banshees wore that shit. It’s the music of the original edge lords. Suburban white boi shit.

http://www.mariabuszek.com/mariabuszek/kcai/PoMoSeminar/Readings/BangsWhite.pdf

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #682 on:** March 01, 2022, 08:27:21 PM »

Quote from: Faxmachine on March 01, 2022, 05:45:14 PM

Quote from: TastyBurrito on March 01, 2022, 03:37:29 PM
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Quote from: The real veganshawn on March 01, 2022, 02:17:45 PM
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Quote from: IpathCats on March 01, 2022, 05:44:34 AM
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As someone who isn't really into punk and only has surface level knowledge of it from being a skateboarder, and having friends that are into it, I really don't understand the whole Nazi/punk overlap. From what I understand about punk, Nazism seems to be antithetical to the whole "punk ethos" if you will. IDK.... fuck these dudes either way, weirdos.
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Real punks hate nazis, sadly some idiots try and steal punk looks to spread their hate, they all need shot on sight
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This basically the origin of The Dead Kennedy's song "Nazi Punks Fuck Off."

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The reason they made that song is there has always been a nazi problem in punk rock. Why make a song about nazi punks if there wasn’t nazi punks going to the shows. Why was the nazi punks going to the shows? Well cuz all the punk rockers was wearing the swastikas. ( ironically or whatever you wanna say to justify it , still wak. Fuck nazis. ) The Sex Pistols wore that shit. Darby crash wore that shit. TheRamones wore that shit. Souise and tha banshees wore that shit. It’s the music of the original edge lords. Suburban white boi shit.

http://www.mariabuszek.com/mariabuszek/kcai/PoMoSeminar/Readings/BangsWhite.pdf

Spitting fax over here

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #683 on:** March 01, 2022, 09:18:03 PM »

I think should put a disclaimer there and say “fashion punx” were wearing that shit!
Crass/ conflict and the whole anarcho scene wouldn’t be caught dead in that shit…

IUTSM · « **Reply #684 on:** March 01, 2022, 09:23:51 PM »

Quote from: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 01, 2022, 09:18:03 PM

I think should put a disclaimer there and say “fashion punx” were wearing that shit!
Crass/ conflict and the whole anarcho scene wouldn’t be caught dead in that shit…

Sativa Lung · « **Reply #685 on:** March 01, 2022, 09:50:31 PM »

Quote from: kickpush161 on February 28, 2022, 06:52:14 PM

This neo-nazi Cody Hoebel of the AC Skins is repping Two Felons (hashtag and wearing a Two Felons face mask). He has played in a number of nazi bands like Aggravated Assault and Chaos 88.

https://idavox.com/index.php/2021/05/18/aggravated-assault-chaos-88-frontman-warren-meikle-rot-in-hell/

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2016/05/27/nyc-oi-fest-returns-new-york-city-new-kind-hate

Panzer Street Wear is a nazi clothing brand that did a run of skateboard decks.

https://panzerdox.noblogs.org/post/2020/06/24/panzerdox-unmasking-cody-reynolds-and-kimberly-westfall-of-panzer-street-wear/

https://twitter.com/colettearrand/status/1283034189344931843

So wait did they sell him this very obvious white supremacist deck to him or is he just such a fucking poser that he took his there because he couldn't figure out how to put grip tape on a deck?

I mean both options are fucking awful, but one is way funnier.

ok boomer · « **Reply #686 on:** March 02, 2022, 05:37:22 AM »

Couldn't grip the board due to his right arm being glued to the sky

kickpush161 · « **Reply #687 on:** March 03, 2022, 02:35:15 AM »

Quote from: Buttfart Rapedick on March 01, 2022, 09:50:31 PM

Quote from: kickpush161 on February 28, 2022, 06:52:14 PM
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This neo-nazi Cody Hoebel of the AC Skins is repping Two Felons (hashtag and wearing a Two Felons face mask). He has played in a number of nazi bands like Aggravated Assault and Chaos 88.

https://idavox.com/index.php/2021/05/18/aggravated-assault-chaos-88-frontman-warren-meikle-rot-in-hell/

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2016/05/27/nyc-oi-fest-returns-new-york-city-new-kind-hate

Panzer Street Wear is a nazi clothing brand that did a run of skateboard decks.

https://panzerdox.noblogs.org/post/2020/06/24/panzerdox-unmasking-cody-reynolds-and-kimberly-westfall-of-panzer-street-wear/

https://twitter.com/colettearrand/status/1283034189344931843
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So wait did they sell him this very obvious white supremacist deck to him or is he just such a fucking poser that he took his there because he couldn't figure out how to put grip tape on a deck?

I mean both options are fucking awful, but one is way funnier.

Judging from his post and how small of an operation Panzer Street Wear is, he likely bought the board and grip from Panzer Street Wear and took it to Two Felons to get it gripped and put on trucks. Just master race things...

Sativa Lung · « **Reply #688 on:** March 03, 2022, 02:56:59 AM »

Quote from: ok boomer on March 02, 2022, 05:37:22 AM

Couldn't grip the board due to his right arm being glued to the sky

I've actually seen a one armed man grip a deck before haha. So this genius who loves to talk about how he's inherently better than other races couldn't put a child's toy together. Sounds about right. How much do you want to bet after he took the pictures he awkwardly stood on it, steadied himself against the wall and rolled slowly until being stopped by a crack, went "wow! That's hard!" and then threw it in back of his Bussy wagon with his tactical LARP gear.

Please, please let skating become uncool again. This shit is like a way more evil version of some gross LA "model" in a $500 outfit holding a palace board and making kissy faces.

Madam, I'm Adam · « **Reply #689 on:** March 03, 2022, 05:18:31 AM »

Yeah, fuck Two Felons. Real champions of free speech, aren’t they. Gross