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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10050 on: May 11, 2023, 11:14:11 PM »
These progressives up in their Treeforts must be bLind if they can't FTsee that the Japanese have been overlooked, sight unseen, for decades. The progressives are un-Fit, feeding you a pack of lies.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10051 on: May 12, 2023, 12:33:06 AM »
and thats what happens when you leave your kid in a hot car folks.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10052 on: May 12, 2023, 12:41:56 AM »
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Just saw that Ö like, thatís the epitome you had mid-sesh that you just had to stop and record?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10053 on: May 12, 2023, 05:01:39 AM »
When youíre burdened by big brain, your thoughts are so important that you donít have time to dry off, put on a shirt, or catch your breath.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10054 on: May 12, 2023, 07:47:44 AM »

financianally


Henry Sanchez smoked crack for like 10 years and now he's a shirtless race scientist, which tracks.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10055 on: May 12, 2023, 08:07:11 AM »
the only logical explanation i have for this rant is heís suffering from heatstroke delirium

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10056 on: May 12, 2023, 08:21:28 AM »
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I wonder if Henry knows thats Michael Myers and not Jason Vorhees from Friday the 13th.

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« Reply #10057 on: May 12, 2023, 08:35:26 AM »
I was never under the impression that anyone, progressive or not, thinks Japanese/Asian people are inherently smarter by nature. Like they just have better brains or something.
Stop, take a breath, think things over, hell maybe even jerk off a time or two, then reevaluate if you need to bring your shower debates against imaginary enemies into the real world, Henry.

His use of Michael Meyers in that meme makes me unreasonably agitated.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10058 on: May 12, 2023, 08:37:18 AM »
Did bro look up the definition of sociology on wikipedia or something?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10059 on: May 12, 2023, 08:50:12 AM »
I was never under the impression that anyone, progressive or not, thinks Japanese/Asian people are inherently smarter by nature. Like they just have better brains or something.
Stop, take a breath, think things over, hell maybe even jerk off a time or two, then reevaluate if you need to bring your shower debates against imaginary enemies into the real world, Henry.

His use of Michael Meyers in that meme makes me unreasonably agitated.
IMO Trump got people on some shit now it sucks

but like all types of people, Japanese people aren't monoliths, in Japan there is a culture there that revolves around "upward mobility" modeled from american western capitalism, japan has some of the toughest schools and one of the highest suicide rates because of this pressure.  Japanese americans pretty much identify as americans and do identify themselves as a minority group.  The Japantown in San Jose and San Francisco share neighborhoods with the black and brown communities.  I say this as an old black dude who's studied and can speak japanese for 23 yrs, went to japan in 2008.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10060 on: May 12, 2023, 08:59:34 AM »
I'm giving Henry too much credit here by assuming he's thinking about this topic, but one "example" of this is in educational success rates: when you disaggregate student data in the US by racial demographics, Asian student success rates trend higher than any other demographic, including white people. So a common argument people bring up is "why are we dumbing down Asian and white students for Black/Latinx/etc students?" Which is almost always a bad faith argument as these arguers use it as a way to justify their racist perspectives (similar to how people say stereotypes are okay because there are "good" stereotypes, like all Asians are good at math). There's an entire conversation to be had about why that is a bad faith argument, which isn't relevant here. What is relevant and ironic is that many Asian skaters, most notably Jerry Hsu, have spoken at length about how the strong emphasis on education, going to college and being a "success" was counter to everything that they wanted and were motivated by. Henry is implying that we should be encouraging this kind of cultural expectation- yet one of the most important skaters who've influenced skate culture is an Asian-American who did everything they could to not follow that expected path.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10061 on: May 12, 2023, 09:00:24 AM »
Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10062 on: May 12, 2023, 09:01:38 AM »
Henry found something to do on Instagram less dignified than begging for sponsors.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10063 on: May 12, 2023, 09:02:57 AM »
I'm giving Henry too much credit here by assuming he's thinking about this topic, but one "example" of this is in educational success rates: when you disaggregate student data in the US by racial demographics, Asian student success rates trend higher than any other demographic, including white people. So a common argument people bring up is "why are we dumbing down Asian and white students for Black/Latinx/etc students?" Which is almost always a bad faith argument as these arguers use it as a way to justify their racist perspectives (similar to how people say stereotypes are okay because there are "good" stereotypes, like all Asians are good at math). There's an entire conversation to be had about why that is a bad faith argument, which isn't relevant here. What is relevant and ironic is that many Asian skaters, most notably Jerry Hsu, have spoken at length about how the strong emphasis on education, going to college and being a "success" was counter to everything that they wanted and were motivated by. Henry is implying that we should be encouraging this kind of cultural expectation- yet one of the most important skaters who've influenced skate culture is an Asian-American who did everything they could to not follow that expected path.
A big issue to this though is if you asked Henry to read this post and then had him summarize and analyze it back to us it would probably take a week.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10064 on: May 12, 2023, 09:12:58 AM »
Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.

I guess putting in the time required to be an elite level skater doesn't leave much time leftover for like...reading books and stuff.

If someone has been sponsored since they were 12, there's a decent chance they still have a 12 year old mentality.
Some of these dudes it's like since they were literally children their whole life has just been one big never-ending party.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10065 on: May 12, 2023, 09:17:26 AM »
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Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.
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I guess putting in the time required to be an elite level skater doesn't leave much time leftover for like...reading books and stuff.

If someone has been sponsored since they were 12, there's a decent chance they still have a 12 year old mentality.
Some of these dudes it's like since they were literally children their whole life has just been one big never-ending party.

yep the Jah never went to school and im sure we all remember what he thinks of girls in skateboarding


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10066 on: May 12, 2023, 09:39:32 AM »
I wonder how'd he respond if he was told, "Henry, it is progressives who don't create a 'natural/biological' hierarchy among the races and point to socio-economic factors to explain differences in wealth, education, and so on among people in society."

I feel the right has made this amazing/terrifying little world where anything they don't like is "communism." My uncle likes to tell me how Bill Gates is a communist. Yes, a guy with more private wealth than everyone on the planet is a communist, makes sense.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10067 on: May 12, 2023, 09:41:42 AM »
I wonder how'd he respond if he was told, "Henry, it is progressives who don't create a 'natural/biological' hierarchy among the races and point to socio-economic factors to explain differences in wealth, education, and so on among people in society."

I feel the right has made this amazing/terrifying little world where anything they don't like is "communism." My uncle likes to tell me how Bill Gates is a communist. Yes, a guy with more private wealth than everyone on the planet is a communist, makes sense.

Have they moved on to Communism? I thought Socialism was the big bad boogyman.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10068 on: May 12, 2023, 10:01:24 AM »
That doge coin millionaire dude and logic are in cahoots with P-Rod?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10069 on: May 12, 2023, 06:05:48 PM »
I wonder how'd he respond if he was told, "Henry, it is progressives who don't create a 'natural/biological' hierarchy among the races and point to socio-economic factors to explain differences in wealth, education, and so on among people in society."

I feel the right has made this amazing/terrifying little world where anything they don't like is "communism." My uncle likes to tell me how Bill Gates is a communist. Yes, a guy with more private wealth than everyone on the planet is a communist, makes sense.

He rips no question but every time Henry opens his mouth something dumb falls out.

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« Reply #10070 on: May 12, 2023, 10:13:49 PM »
Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10071 on: May 13, 2023, 03:55:41 AM »
I wonder how'd he respond if he was told, "Henry, it is progressives who don't create a 'natural/biological' hierarchy among the races and point to socio-economic factors to explain differences in wealth, education, and so on among people in society."

I feel the right has made this amazing/terrifying little world where anything they don't like is "communism." My uncle likes to tell me how Bill Gates is a communist. Yes, a guy with more private wealth than everyone on the planet is a communist, makes sense.

A few weeks ago, someone posted the Ned Beatty scene from the movie ďNetworkď. I watched the scene, as I always do, and I looked at the comments. One of the top comments said something like ďwhen you want to explain communism to someone, show them this.Ē

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« Reply #10072 on: May 13, 2023, 05:24:03 AM »
This Teddy Roosevelt looking motherfucker thinks we made it out of the slime? How drŰle.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10073 on: May 13, 2023, 07:37:12 AM »
Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.
People prone to overthinking become chickens. I know because I have always been a chicken until I got on SSRIs and stopped having so many thoughts in my head. I instantly became like 50% braver. Iíve improved so much since then that I am now trying to think of more ways to get dumber so I can skate more better.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10074 on: May 13, 2023, 08:49:09 AM »
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Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.
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People prone to overthinking become chickens. I know because I have always been a chicken until I got on SSRIs and stopped having so many thoughts in my head. I instantly became like 50% braver. Iíve improved so much since then that I am now trying to think of more ways to get dumber so I can skate more better.
One of the energy drink companies should make anti smart water

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10075 on: May 13, 2023, 08:56:42 AM »
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Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.
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People prone to overthinking become chickens. I know because I have always been a chicken until I got on SSRIs and stopped having so many thoughts in my head. I instantly became like 50% braver. Iíve improved so much since then that I am now trying to think of more ways to get dumber so I can skate more better.
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One of the energy drink companies should make anti smart water

Is this not?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10076 on: May 13, 2023, 09:07:45 AM »
Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.


Dumb people donít weigh up consequences or overthink it. Dumb people also rip at sex.

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« Reply #10077 on: May 13, 2023, 10:45:13 AM »
Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.

A lot of them dropped out of high school, most definately never went to college. Skating the entire day going spot to spot filming video parts as a youngin' leaves barely any time for reading or substantive self-development. Like someone mentioned, these guys were probably getting money early in life and spent the entirety of their maturing years in one big party-skate-party haze. Plus, I think whatever natural predisposition that these guys have to huck themselves down rails and skate at a high level probably also implies a lack of critical thinking and concern for consequences. Chronic substance usage fries their brain. Having no real job until later in life probably results in lack of responsibility and distortion from the common person's perception of the world.

I think skate companies can assume a large share of the blame for how some of these guys turned out. Idolize no one, but especially not your favorite skaters.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10078 on: May 13, 2023, 03:15:29 PM »
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Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.
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People prone to overthinking become chickens. I know because I have always been a chicken until I got on SSRIs and stopped having so many thoughts in my head. I instantly became like 50% braver. Iíve improved so much since then that I am now trying to think of more ways to get dumber so I can skate more better.
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One of the energy drink companies should make anti smart water
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Is this not?

Show water. Now they don't gotta give it to ya for free but they've got a product you can buy. It's actually kinda brilliant but also old fashioned capitalist evil too
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10079 on: May 14, 2023, 10:21:58 AM »
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Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.
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Dumb people donít weigh up consequences or overthink it. Dumb people also rip at sex.

Gonna keep this in mind next time I disappoint a woman
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