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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10080 on: May 15, 2023, 11:47:29 AM »
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Why are the best skaters so DUMB? Like serious low level intelligence. Almost like a 12 year old talking.
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Dumb people donít weigh up consequences or overthink it. Dumb people also rip at sex.
Absolutely untrue. Smart people are definitely better at sex. I might be saying this just cause I havenít banged a ton of stupid women but the ones that I have were definitely not good at it.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10082 on: May 16, 2023, 11:08:52 PM »
http://www.instagram.com/reel/CsU4CQ7Afv2/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng

coming from the guy who made this, not surprised.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsah8hJBzMc

thereís also a tiktok from the footprint insoles account that has a clip of breasts popping out of a shirt transitioning to a clip of that little kid skating

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2dsGhR2/

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10083 on: May 16, 2023, 11:50:23 PM »
no way joey brezenski is a dude bro pervert dork? thatís surprising. also, to market a brand that is literally inches above cariuma level by attacking the first skateboard footwear brand ever saying that everyone who wears or have worn them (roughly a billion people possibly?) as people with small dicks is genius. the only people who have big johnsons wear fp footwear! great marketing scheme, attack fa/vans/whoever is actually selling productÖ thatís sure to gain you some beliebers.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10084 on: May 17, 2023, 12:08:05 AM »
Even if you had a bigger dick wearing FPs, no woman would let you near her if she saw those nasty shoes.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10085 on: May 17, 2023, 05:08:33 AM »
no way joey brezenski is a dude bro pervert dork? thatís surprising. also, to market a brand that is literally inches above cariuma level by attacking the first skateboard footwear brand ever saying that everyone who wears or have worn them (roughly a billion people possibly?) as people with small dicks is genius. the only people who have big johnsons wear fp footwear! great marketing scheme, attack fa/vans/whoever is actually selling productÖ thatís sure to gain you some beliebers.

Yeah, I donít get this. Isnít the goal to convince Vans buyers (among others) that they need his pseudoscientific insoles? Why choose to alienate so many skaters?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10086 on: May 17, 2023, 07:21:23 AM »

coming from the guy who made this, not surprised.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bsah8hJBzMc

thereís also a tiktok from the footprint insoles account that has a clip of breasts popping out of a shirt transitioning to a clip of that little kid skating

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2dsGhR2/

that tiktok is horrible... There is something classless about, breast popping out of a shirt, to transition to our 12 year kid doing tricks...


also that kid rips though! The FP team is pretty solid.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10087 on: May 17, 2023, 07:41:34 AM »
 I always thought the fp target group where people with foot fetish because of their logo so why do they use tits and penis size as their ad material?
They should just show some sexy feet and call it a day

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10088 on: May 17, 2023, 12:21:52 PM »
I always thought the fp target group where people with foot fetish because of their logo so why do they use tits and penis size as their ad material?
They should just show some sexy feet and call it a day
Putting Jaws' feet in an ad would probably work as conversion therapy for foot fetishists
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10089 on: May 17, 2023, 12:43:43 PM »
What kind of shoes should I wear as someone with an average hog? Don't want to do any false advertising

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10090 on: May 17, 2023, 12:48:21 PM »
What kind of shoes should I wear as someone with an average hog? Don't want to do any false advertising


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10091 on: May 17, 2023, 01:06:31 PM »
i have to say i follow the logic of footprint=fat penis, if i had a big dick who knows where my life would be, i certainly don't think i would be caring about what's on my feet and checking the shoes & gear section 3 times a day

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10092 on: May 18, 2023, 08:47:22 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10093 on: May 18, 2023, 08:56:15 AM »
Richie Jackson on polarization
https://www.instagram.com/p/CsXikCWrpf2/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== :(

Who would've guessed that crossdressing pirate, Richie Jackson, who claims to be a psychedelic explorer, loves Trump so much that he posed with a cardboard cutout of him. Mark that down for things I would have never guessed in 2023
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10094 on: May 18, 2023, 09:27:52 AM »
asking for free speech, like that rumble ad during SLS...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10095 on: May 18, 2023, 10:31:04 AM »
I can't even express my hatred of homos and minorities without people thinking I'm an asshole!
Nobody invites me to parties anymore! This is literally exactly the same as the holocaust (which never happened)

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10096 on: May 18, 2023, 11:07:08 AM »
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Who would've guessed that crossdressing pirate, Richie Jackson, who claims to be a psychedelic explorer, loves Trump so much that he posed with a cardboard cutout of him. Mark that down for things I would have never guessed in 2023

This doesn't surprise me. Hippies and other historically "left" sub-cultures are not immune to falling prey to far right propaganda. It's been talked about in length for a few years now with the rise of QAnon and other bullshit like it.

If you're interested, here are a few articles that discuss it:

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/12/fringe-left-alt-right-share-beliefs-white-power-movement/672454/

https://www.mironline.ca/beyond-the-qanon-shaman-the-disturbing-relationship-between-new-age-and-far-right-movements/

https://gen.medium.com/nazi-hippies-when-the-new-age-and-far-right-overlap-d1a6ddcd7be4


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10097 on: May 18, 2023, 11:16:28 AM »
Hippies are the opposite of everything they say they stand for. Not the last social movement to pull that lil trick.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10098 on: May 19, 2023, 08:13:26 AM »
It that dork even a "hippie"? Not that the term has ever had much meaning, but it always seemed to me that he was just a goofus in search of a novelty aesthetic.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10099 on: May 19, 2023, 08:44:05 AM »
 Psychedelic goobadour ass MF

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10101 on: May 19, 2023, 11:24:32 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10102 on: May 19, 2023, 11:37:30 AM »
It that dork even a "hippie"? Not that the term has ever had much meaning, but it always seemed to me that he was just a goofus in search of a novelty aesthetic.

I didn't realize he was trying to be a hippie, i just thought this was some pirate cosplay schtick that he used to accentuate his terrible trick selection.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10103 on: May 19, 2023, 11:45:07 AM »

From the comments, "Stevie Williams is a virtual Furry." Lol

I feel like Stevie has made an unholy amount of money on That NFT/WEB 3 shit.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10104 on: May 19, 2023, 12:05:12 PM »
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It that dork even a "hippie"? Not that the term has ever had much meaning, but it always seemed to me that he was just a goofus in search of a novelty aesthetic.
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I didn't realize he was trying to be a hippie, i just thought this was some pirate cosplay schtick that he used to accentuate his terrible trick selection.

I think he noticed somewhere else that this look (not unique to him btw) is catnip to a certain type of hot crazy hippie chick that cannot resist, and decided that particular type of pussy was worth being labeled a kook literally everywhere else.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10105 on: May 19, 2023, 05:23:57 PM »
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It that dork even a "hippie"? Not that the term has ever had much meaning, but it always seemed to me that he was just a goofus in search of a novelty aesthetic.
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I didn't realize he was trying to be a hippie, i just thought this was some pirate cosplay schtick that he used to accentuate his terrible trick selection.
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I think he noticed somewhere else that this look (not unique to him btw) is catnip to a certain type of hot crazy hippie chick that cannot resist, and decided that particular type of pussy was worth being labeled a kook literally everywhere else.

One of my friends did exactly the same thing.

He wasn't getting ANY at ALL. He was this fat nerdy metal/hardcore guy with braces and thick goofy glasses. He then became a "hippie" kind of overnight when he saw more chicks went to those "psychedelic" shows.

He bought bellbottoms jeans, started wearing scarves around his head and neck, had huge sideburns one of a sudden and would always wear those small round sunglasses ozzy would wear ... it looked really lame.

Strangely enough he landed his first gf at 23 years old > Some baked patchouli stankin' chick whith saggy tits that never wore a bra. Ever.

Good for him I guess ... but I wouldn't even touch her with someone else's dick.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10106 on: May 20, 2023, 06:53:08 PM »
Lol, looks like old mate has outed himself as a Muppet again...
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Kook is as kook does...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10107 on: May 26, 2023, 04:54:57 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10108 on: May 26, 2023, 06:52:04 AM »
I just fuckin' can't with Bobby Puleo's weird conspiracy shit.
In his mind there is absolutely no such thing as coincidence.
I'll take a stab at how Puleo's mind works...

Okay, so Grover Cleveland was born on March 18th, 1837. (notice the number 18 shows up twice)
Adam Levine from Maroon 5 was born on March 18th, 1979. Exactly 142 years later.
Notice the number 5 does not show up in either man's birthday, or in the number of years that passed between their births, but it does show up in the name of Adam's band.
Grover Cleveland died on June 24th, 1908. Again, the number 5 is suspiciously absent.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10109 on: May 26, 2023, 07:13:10 AM »
Itís also the damn arrogance of it all how the fuck he pumps out one a day is beyond me