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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10140 on: May 30, 2023, 06:58:03 AM »
Jay adams sucks at skating
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« Reply #10141 on: May 30, 2023, 07:07:09 AM »
Jay adams sucks at skating

Bet, I could take him in a game of S.K.A.T.E. tbh
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10142 on: May 30, 2023, 07:13:25 AM »
Based on Lords of Dogtown it didn’t even seem like those dudes were too nice to Stacy. Based on the story it sounds like that never changed.

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« Reply #10143 on: May 30, 2023, 08:49:46 AM »
Jay adams sucks at skating

The guy is basically famous for “almost” doing a bunch of shit
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10144 on: May 30, 2023, 10:00:06 AM »
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Jay adams sucks at skating
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The guy is basically famous for “almost” doing a bunch of shit

This is cut and edited like a Mr. Show sketch, and his skating matches.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10145 on: May 30, 2023, 10:50:01 AM »
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Jay adams sucks at skating
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The guy is basically famous for “almost” doing a bunch of shit
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This is cut and edited like a Mr. Show sketch, and his skating matches.



Monsters of Megaphone tour featuring special guest Jay Adams.

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« Reply #10146 on: May 30, 2023, 10:54:39 AM »
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Jay adams sucks at skating
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The guy is basically famous for “almost” doing a bunch of shit
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This is cut and edited like a Mr. Show sketch, and his skating matches.


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Monsters of Megaphone tour featuring special guest Jay Adams.
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enjoying the irony that stacy worked on mr. show too

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10147 on: May 30, 2023, 02:19:23 PM »



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10148 on: May 30, 2023, 03:03:55 PM »
And … Mike V is now dead to me

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10149 on: May 30, 2023, 03:20:19 PM »
And … Mike V is now dead to me


What why?

He's been on Cariuma for a minute now.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10150 on: May 30, 2023, 03:22:49 PM »
It's funny how you can tell that Mike V gets his lightning bolts touched up.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10151 on: May 30, 2023, 03:54:19 PM »
And … Mike V is now dead to me


I'm surprised you stuck with him this long. Drive was the end of the road for me.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10152 on: May 30, 2023, 03:58:05 PM »
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And … Mike V is now dead to me

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What why?

He's been on Cariuma for a minute now.
because he has now ditched veganism twice throughout his career…


I'm surprised you stuck with him this long. Drive was the end of the road for me.
He won me back when he went vegan again, but yeah I’m done!
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10153 on: May 30, 2023, 04:03:45 PM »
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And … Mike V is now dead to me

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What why?

He's been on Cariuma for a minute now.
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because he has now ditched veganism twice throughout his career…

ah right - makes sense.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10154 on: May 30, 2023, 05:48:45 PM »
You ditch a lot of things for the ‘ruma

nothing's been the since same

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10155 on: May 30, 2023, 06:27:23 PM »
It's so fucking insane to me that my last positive memory of Mike V is Paul Blart Mall Cop
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10156 on: May 30, 2023, 07:11:58 PM »
And … Mike V is now dead to me


@Gray Imp Sausage Metal well I guess you're letting go knowing you held on as long as you possibly could. Mike V's Speed Wheels, Rubbish Heap, 1281, and Powell promo parts will always be special - but the dude is a jerk.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10157 on: May 30, 2023, 07:14:19 PM »
It's funny how you can tell that Mike V gets his lightning bolts touched up.

Mike V trying to secure that Gatorade bag

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10158 on: May 30, 2023, 08:30:32 PM »
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And … Mike V is now dead to me

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@Gray Imp Sausage Metal well I guess you're letting go knowing you held on as long as you possibly could. Mike V's Speed Wheels, Rubbish Heap, 1281, and Powell promo parts will always be special - but the dude is a jerk.
yeah, look he’s had other cringey phases too but this is ridics. He just blocked me on insta for calling him (and Rowley) out, imagine being that insecure even in your 50s…

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10159 on: May 30, 2023, 08:55:55 PM »
Ol' Mike V looking like premium leather himself.

Anyone remember or know what thread that was where someone was talking about how Vallely tried to shut down their whole local public skatepark for his skate lessons?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10160 on: May 30, 2023, 09:17:13 PM »
Ol' Mike V looking like premium leather himself.

Anyone remember or know what thread that was where someone was talking about how Vallely tried to shut down their whole local public skatepark for his skate lessons?

I just searched quick and couldn't find it, but I remember the post.  The dude mentioned the name of the park, which is Laurdisen skatepark in the post if it helps your search.  I thought the thread was the vlog post where he films himself shoveling the snow out of his driveway.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10161 on: May 31, 2023, 12:11:29 AM »
Ol' Mike V looking like premium leather himself.

Anyone remember or know what thread that was where someone was talking about how Vallely tried to shut down their whole local public skatepark for his skate lessons?

Wasn't it in the Awkward Situations at the Skatepark thread?

Edit: It was.

Mike V moved to my home town and started teaching lessons at our local skate park, everyone thought it was cool him moving into our town until he started kicking us out of the skate park from 5:30 - 7:30 on Tuesday when him and his students are using a fraction of the park. Pretty kooky to move to a town you’ve never been too, revolve your entire branding around iowa imagery and then proceed to kick iowa locals out of there parks. It’s fucking atrocious. One of our previous skate shop workers wouldn’t leave when his lesson started and the cops came and told Mike that he couldn’t kick anyone out so the next week Mike brought a city worker and it was a shit show. They tapped signs all over the park and me and my friends ripped them off and left them notes saying learn how to skate with the community not take from it. My biggest gripe is that hes taking the park away from kids that just got out of school and can only skate til sun down. Mike your a KOOK
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« Reply #10162 on: May 31, 2023, 02:19:39 AM »
Yeah, I glossed over that skatepark story initially, but re-reading it now, I have seen the error of my ways

did his whole insta go down? can't see it from my other accounts either...
something is fishy with street plant too no, only 18 pics on instagram? guess he had to take down all the "please don't eat my friends" board pics

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« Reply #10163 on: May 31, 2023, 03:48:02 AM »
Mike V is playing a festival with Black Flag that I'm going to. Still debating on wether the laugh of seeing Black Flag perform with Cariuma logo's on stage is worth soiling all my previous fond memories of the band.
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« Reply #10164 on: May 31, 2023, 04:34:54 AM »
Yeah, I glossed over that skatepark story initially, but re-reading it now, I have seen the error of my ways

did his whole insta go down? can't see it from my other accounts either...
something is fishy with street plant too no, only 18 pics on instagram? guess he had to take down all the "please don't eat my friends" board pics

It's still up (his insta) not that I follow him. Street plant also has only 18 posts. There is zero negative comments on that post.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10165 on: May 31, 2023, 05:11:52 AM »
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Ol' Mike V looking like premium leather himself.

Anyone remember or know what thread that was where someone was talking about how Vallely tried to shut down their whole local public skatepark for his skate lessons?
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Wasn't it in the Awkward Situations at the Skatepark thread?

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Mike V moved to my home town and started teaching lessons at our local skate park, everyone thought it was cool him moving into our town until he started kicking us out of the skate park from 5:30 - 7:30 on Tuesday when him and his students are using a fraction of the park. Pretty kooky to move to a town you’ve never been too, revolve your entire branding around iowa imagery and then proceed to kick iowa locals out of there parks. It’s fucking atrocious. One of our previous skate shop workers wouldn’t leave when his lesson started and the cops came and told Mike that he couldn’t kick anyone out so the next week Mike brought a city worker and it was a shit show. They tapped signs all over the park and me and my friends ripped them off and left them notes saying learn how to skate with the community not take from it. My biggest gripe is that hes taking the park away from kids that just got out of school and can only skate til sun down. Mike your a KOOK
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Not that it makes it any better but I assumed it was 5:30am. How does kicking people out a skatepark even work? I’d love to see someone try that at house park in Austin, lol.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10166 on: May 31, 2023, 06:52:12 AM »
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Ol' Mike V looking like premium leather himself.

Anyone remember or know what thread that was where someone was talking about how Vallely tried to shut down their whole local public skatepark for his skate lessons?
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Wasn't it in the Awkward Situations at the Skatepark thread?

Edit: It was.

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Mike V moved to my home town and started teaching lessons at our local skate park, everyone thought it was cool him moving into our town until he started kicking us out of the skate park from 5:30 - 7:30 on Tuesday when him and his students are using a fraction of the park. Pretty kooky to move to a town you’ve never been too, revolve your entire branding around iowa imagery and then proceed to kick iowa locals out of there parks. It’s fucking atrocious. One of our previous skate shop workers wouldn’t leave when his lesson started and the cops came and told Mike that he couldn’t kick anyone out so the next week Mike brought a city worker and it was a shit show. They tapped signs all over the park and me and my friends ripped them off and left them notes saying learn how to skate with the community not take from it. My biggest gripe is that hes taking the park away from kids that just got out of school and can only skate til sun down. Mike your a KOOK
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Not that it makes it any better but I assumed it was 5:30am. How does kicking people out a skatepark even work? I’d love to see someone try that at house park in Austin, lol.

“OK, parks closed…”

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5:30 am? And you think there all running around putting posters up and taking them down before that?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10167 on: May 31, 2023, 07:01:50 AM »
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Jay adams sucks at skating
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Bet, I could take him in a game of S.K.A.T.E. tbh

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10168 on: May 31, 2023, 08:08:29 AM »
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Jay adams sucks at skating
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Bet, I could take him in a game of S.K.A.T.E. tbh
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Best hope you’re good at coffins and laybacks.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10169 on: May 31, 2023, 08:55:32 AM »
How does a Mike V class even work? Besides  learning how to Ollie and drop in, what’s he going to teach them that they’d actually want to learn?

Mike V-“Today class ,I’m going to show you how to do a  street plant!”
Kid- “Mr. V,  can you show us how to do a tre flip?”
Mike v-“ Ummmm, check out this Ho Ho….. it’s sick right?”
Kid- (Starts crying)



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