lame instagram posts by pros

[EXTRA SPICY]

Fuck it I actually love this guy now. Blodney for SOTY

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CeBryytogx3/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

Low key, big fan. Dude’s the ultimate culture character in skateboarding now.

[GumOnMyGrip]

Not really a pro post but…

[shredder sequel]

Not really a pro post but…

Her shorts are very confusing.

[JANUS]

I think those are some Daisy Duke’d overalls, my guy. I’m more confused by the caption.

[fineslime]

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Not really a pro post but…

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I'm inclined to believe they're some sort of overall garment that's not being worn properly.

Her shorts are very confusing.

[shredder sequel]

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Not really a pro post but…

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I'm inclined to believe they're some sort of overall garment that's not being worn properly.

Her shorts are very confusing.

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Makes sense. Would be a shame to cover that Snake Farm T-shirt.

[Steely Daniel]

Lol, the beak on that middlingly attractive 'cowgirl' makes it look like she should be hunting snakes as opposed to promoting them.

She sure isn't giving anyone wood that is for certain.

[ungzilla]

so is cody mac actually going to a field and tossing out some mice or whatever to get maximum yield of snakes per acre or what

[Magnolia]

so is cody mac actually going to a field and tossing out some mice or whatever to get maximum yield of snakes per acre or what

Get Jackie Bibby a board and watch that snake crop explode

[Dooky-shoes]

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And … Mike V is now dead to me

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What why?

He's been on Cariuma for a minute now.

I’m confused on who thought mike V was a prime choice to kick off a brand. He’s been kooked for easily a decade.
Fine, put him on some legacy bullshit or whatever but to make him the face I just don’t get. Is he the only one with a pro model?
I guess they’re leaning into the over 40 crowd. Lots of && boards with mike v sig shoes chasing their kids around the skatepark

[lurkluke]

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And … Mike V is now dead to me

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What why?

He's been on Cariuma for a minute now.

[close]

I’m confused on who thought mike V was a prime choice to kick off a brand. He’s been kooked for easily a decade.
Fine, put him on some legacy bullshit or whatever but to make him the face I just don’t get. Is he the only one with a pro model?
I guess they’re leaning into the over 40 crowd. Lots of && boards with mike v sig shoes chasing their kids around the skatepark

He's a very small fraction of their marketing. I'd wager the bulk of it is geared towards contests, and kids.

[TwisT]

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And … Mike V is now dead to me

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What why?

He's been on Cariuma for a minute now.

[close]

I’m confused on who thought mike V was a prime choice to kick off a brand. He’s been kooked for easily a decade.
Fine, put him on some legacy bullshit or whatever but to make him the face I just don’t get. Is he the only one with a pro model?
I guess they’re leaning into the over 40 crowd. Lots of && boards with mike v sig shoes chasing their kids around the skatepark

[close]

He's a very small fraction of their marketing. I'd wager the bulk of it is geared towards contests, and kids.

I’m sure who ever runs the skate program, over at Yuma felt they needed a “legend” every shoe brand has at least one.

[Warmup]

What would you do if you were having a great session at your local and mike V came up to you, with 13 helmeted children in tote, telling you to leave so he can teach his lesson?

[Steven Seagullwing]

What would you do if you were having a great session at your local and mike V came up to you, with 13 helmeted children in tote, telling you to leave so he can teach his lesson?

I'd tell him Black Flag isn't Black Flag when he's the singer

[BurgerCop]

Not really a pro post but…

WHOA MAMA, HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOGA!!!!
I NEED A POSTER OF HER TO HANG IN MY MAN CAVE!!!!
NO DUMB WIFE ALLOWED IN MAN CAVE ONLY HOT BABE AND ICE COLD DOMESTIC BEER!!!!

[manysnakes]

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And … Mike V is now dead to me

[close]

What why?

He's been on Cariuma for a minute now.

[close]

I’m confused on who thought mike V was a prime choice to kick off a brand. He’s been kooked for easily a decade.
Fine, put him on some legacy bullshit or whatever but to make him the face I just don’t get. Is he the only one with a pro model?
I guess they’re leaning into the over 40 crowd. Lots of && boards with mike v sig shoes chasing their kids around the skatepark

"I only know one person who voted for Nixon."

[Tom Pearl]

Honey

You've barley touched your Cody Mac pre built Snake Farm complete

 is there something wrong?

[Democratic Republic Of Mongo]

Lol, the beak on that middlingly attractive 'cowgirl' makes it look like she should be hunting snakes as opposed to promoting them.

She sure isn't giving anyone wood that is for certain.

In the casting call, they mentioned the strip club on a Tuesday night vibe the brand was going for, and a star was born.

[burm]

Lol, the beak on that middlingly attractive 'cowgirl' makes it look like she should be hunting snakes as opposed to promoting them.

She sure isn't giving anyone wood that is for certain.

Speak for yourself you weirdo, nose is the nipple of the face 💎

[fineslime]

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WHOA MAMA, HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOGA!!!!
I NEED A POSTER OF HER TO HANG IN MY MAN CAVE!!!!
NO DUMB WIFE ALLOWED IN MAN CAVE ONLY HOT BABE AND ICE COLD DOMESTIC BEER!!!!

I TOLD MY WIFE IF WE WERE GONNA GET MARRIED I NEEDED MY OWN SPACE THAT I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN WITH WHOEVER I WANT WITH SO SHE LET ME REPURPOSE THE TOOL SHED!!!! NOW I HAVE MY TOOLS AND MY BEER IN ONE PLACE

[Newphone]

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Not really a pro post but…

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WHOA MAMA, HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOGA!!!!
I NEED A POSTER OF HER TO HANG IN MY MAN CAVE!!!!
NO DUMB WIFE ALLOWED IN MAN CAVE ONLY HOT BABE AND ICE COLD DOMESTIC BEER!!!!

[close]

I TOLD MY WIFE IF WE WERE GONNA GET MARRIED I NEEDED MY OWN SPACE THAT I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN WITH WHOEVER I WANT WITH SO SHE LET ME REPURPOSE THE TOOL SHED!!!! NOW I HAVE MY TOOLS AND MY BEER IN ONE PLACE

Honey I told you, it’s Jake from Snakefarm!

[BurgerCop]

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WHOA MAMA, HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOGA!!!!
I NEED A POSTER OF HER TO HANG IN MY MAN CAVE!!!!
NO DUMB WIFE ALLOWED IN MAN CAVE ONLY HOT BABE AND ICE COLD DOMESTIC BEER!!!!

[close]

I TOLD MY WIFE IF WE WERE GONNA GET MARRIED I NEEDED MY OWN SPACE THAT I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN WITH WHOEVER I WANT WITH SO SHE LET ME REPURPOSE THE TOOL SHED!!!! NOW I HAVE MY TOOLS AND MY BEER IN ONE PLACE

BEVERLY LEFT ME YEARS AGO I THINK THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMELS BACK WAS WHEN I GROPED THAT WAITRESS AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THE WHOLE HOUSE TO MYSELF WITH NO NAGGING WIFE I MISS YOU BEVERLY PLEASE COME BACK

[BL0B]

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Not really a pro post but…

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WHOA MAMA, HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOGA!!!!
I NEED A POSTER OF HER TO HANG IN MY MAN CAVE!!!!
NO DUMB WIFE ALLOWED IN MAN CAVE ONLY HOT BABE AND ICE COLD DOMESTIC BEER!!!!

[close]

I TOLD MY WIFE IF WE WERE GONNA GET MARRIED I NEEDED MY OWN SPACE THAT I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN WITH WHOEVER I WANT WITH SO SHE LET ME REPURPOSE THE TOOL SHED!!!! NOW I HAVE MY TOOLS AND MY BEER IN ONE PLACE

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Honey I told you, it’s Jake from Snakefarm!

well, he sounds hideous!

[cky enthusiast]

i would go to cook out with her but this is the only thing id play in my accord as we go to/from

[Lou Strux]

i would go to cook out with her but this is the only thing id play in my accord as we go to/from

According to my company’s policy: “…any use/application of, or reference to Can is to be awarded one (1) gnar per occurrence.”
Have a gnar.
It’s policy; you understand.

[jakeumms]

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i would go to cook out with her but this is the only thing id play in my accord as we go to/from

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According to my company’s policy: “…any use/application of, or reference to Can is to be awarded one (1) gnar per occurrence.”
Have a gnar.
It’s policy; you understand.

Same policy with NEU! or nah?

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

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i would go to cook out with her but this is the only thing id play in my accord as we go to/from

[close]

According to my company’s policy: “…any use/application of, or reference to Can is to be awarded one (1) gnar per occurrence.”
Have a gnar.
It’s policy; you understand.

[close]

Same policy with NEU! or nah?

Stop asking as you'll turn this into a CLUSTER!

(I'm sorry)

[Lou Strux]

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i would go to cook out with her but this is the only thing id play in my accord as we go to/from

[close]

According to my company’s policy: “…any use/application of, or reference to Can is to be awarded one (1) gnar per occurrence.”
Have a gnar.
It’s policy; you understand.

[close]

Same policy with NEU! or nah?

I’ve checked w/ the Controller, and the answer is 100% yes.
Turns out I work for a very pro Kraut-Rock firm.

[Lou Strux]

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i would go to cook out with her but this is the only thing id play in my accord as we go to/from

[close]

According to my company’s policy: “…any use/application of, or reference to Can is to be awarded one (1) gnar per occurrence.”
Have a gnar.
It’s policy; you understand.

[close]

Same policy with NEU! or nah?

[close]

Stop asking as you'll turn this into a CLUSTER!

(I'm sorry)

No need to apologize.
It’s not personal, it’s policy.
I SEE you.
Have a gnar, on “the company.”

[fernando the skater]

Christian Hosoi has managed to combine golf with Jesus in something called the "Bro-Side Classic".