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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10380 on: July 10, 2023, 10:29:04 AM »
this guy is food for GH

Does this translate to "this guy is food for gloryhole"?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10381 on: July 10, 2023, 10:31:58 AM »
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this guy is food for GH
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Does this translate to "this guy is food for gloryhole"?

Or Giant Hemorrhoids.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10382 on: July 10, 2023, 10:41:34 AM »
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Robert Neal is going to beat up kids and take their hot wheels
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with his purse*

That shit got me haha

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10383 on: July 10, 2023, 12:00:59 PM »
Classic. Hahaha


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10384 on: July 10, 2023, 03:28:46 PM »
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this guy is food for GH
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Does this translate to "this guy is food for gloryhole"?

great question, please let us know if you happen to see mr. oniell at one of your meetings

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10385 on: July 10, 2023, 04:08:52 PM »
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Robert Neal is going to beat up kids and take their hot wheels
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with his purse*
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That shit got me haha

Someone photoshop Robert Neal into the Chappelle Prince sketch.  Game.   Set.  Purses. 

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10386 on: July 10, 2023, 04:14:23 PM »
Come on everyone, have some respect for the man who was an extra in "The Fifth Element"
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10387 on: July 10, 2023, 04:28:16 PM »
Why is he getting so upset? He wore a really dorky jacket. The proper cool guy response is to say nothing and then never wear the jacket again.

Let’s not forget it’s most of his fits not just that jacket.

He continues to be a huge Barney, threatening violence. Clearly he’s forgotten he’s not the gangbangers he listens to…

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« Reply #10388 on: July 10, 2023, 04:36:07 PM »
gonna keep the shitposts going, imagine being "pro" and caring about instagram

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10389 on: July 10, 2023, 04:39:52 PM »
Who is slapping whose glasses off?
This dude?


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10390 on: July 10, 2023, 04:47:54 PM »
I really want to make a Neal/kneel joke here.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10391 on: July 10, 2023, 04:57:56 PM »
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Who is slapping whose glasses off?
This dude?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10392 on: July 10, 2023, 05:08:45 PM »
I gotta admit that was some good entertainment. If he didn't take it to such an extreme he wouldn't have to delete his comments. I don't think he can comprehend the lightheartedness of what most people were saying. He might just be surrounded by yes men that praise every little thing he does.

I was waiting for a dm from him but it never came. Supposedly he likes to talk shit to "haters" over dms.

I've been laughing at your comment since last night .

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10393 on: July 11, 2023, 01:16:27 AM »
I guess remorse kicked in because comments are gone now.

Or maybe the 14yr old beat his ass

More likely a phone call from the Nike TM.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10394 on: July 11, 2023, 02:56:36 AM »
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Robert Neal is going to beat up kids and take their hot wheels
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with his purse*
I'm cracking in here with the purse detail
Sir, I'm going to politely, but firmly, ask you and your common sense to leave this establishment.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10395 on: July 11, 2023, 05:29:27 AM »
Can’t believe he typed out that e for everyone shit.
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10396 on: July 11, 2023, 05:43:17 AM »
Neal shouldn’t have let his emotions get the best of him and respond how he did.

But if we’re honest with ourselves, if GH or whatever his name is gets punched in the face, he’ll most likely have deserved it for making money talking trash on people unprovoked.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10397 on: July 11, 2023, 06:22:32 AM »
Watch out guys, when you make Robert mad “he sees red”

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10398 on: July 11, 2023, 08:34:46 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10399 on: July 11, 2023, 08:57:30 AM »
god damn that's the worst handstyle ive ever seen. in what city does that gibberish pass for a good script

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10400 on: July 11, 2023, 09:22:45 AM »
Neal shouldn’t have let his emotions get the best of him and respond how he did.

But if we’re honest with ourselves, if GH or whatever his name is gets punched in the face, he’ll most likely have deserved it for making money talking trash on people unprovoked.

Not every skater is some flyover dweeb from Ypsilanti.




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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10401 on: July 11, 2023, 09:38:08 AM »
I thought skaters were tough and got laid. Way off


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10402 on: July 11, 2023, 01:35:01 PM »
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Neal shouldn’t have let his emotions get the best of him and respond how he did.

But if we’re honest with ourselves, if GH or whatever his name is gets punched in the face, he’ll most likely have deserved it for making money talking trash on people unprovoked.

Not every skater is some flyover dweeb from Ypsilanti.
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Payback for the eS thread?



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10403 on: July 11, 2023, 02:15:22 PM »
I really want to make a Neal/kneel joke here.

Robert Neal? More like Robert Kneeling down to play with his double loopty loop set. ZING

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10404 on: July 11, 2023, 02:47:50 PM »
Battle of the shitty, embarrassing mustaches.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10405 on: July 11, 2023, 02:58:24 PM »
I love this place.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10406 on: July 12, 2023, 08:21:36 AM »
I just watched the GH video yesterday and he only talks about Robert Neal 2 brief times... did Robert seriously get upset over a Hot Wheels jacket? It was his choice to wear it lol

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10407 on: July 12, 2023, 08:58:52 AM »
I just watched the GH video yesterday and he only talks about Robert Neal 2 brief times... did Robert seriously get upset over a Hot Wheels jacket? It was his choice to wear it lol

That combined with GH calling him out for getting five 0's in the best trick section.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10408 on: July 12, 2023, 09:35:54 AM »
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I just watched the GH video yesterday and he only talks about Robert Neal 2 brief times... did Robert seriously get upset over a Hot Wheels jacket? It was his choice to wear it lol
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That combined with GH calling him out for getting five 0's in the best trick section.

Super petty imo

He's not the first and won't be the last guy getting all zeros

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10409 on: July 13, 2023, 02:24:21 AM »
Oh shit Robert Neal is a clown, i didn't see it coming