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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10770 on: September 05, 2023, 11:56:32 AM »
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That dog is cute. Could do without his naked legs tho.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10771 on: September 05, 2023, 11:57:52 AM »
Sidenote: looks like Cab has once again completely removed all references to his significantly younger girlfriend from his ig. Sad sack breakup memes incoming?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10772 on: September 05, 2023, 12:23:54 PM »
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That dog is cute. Could do without his naked legs tho.

For sure there are camouflaged skids in that picture.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10773 on: September 05, 2023, 06:24:06 PM »
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For sure there are camouflaged skids in that picture.

Fuck having a rug around the toilet. That shit is gross and not sanitary

Get some Deebo’s like a normal person
Tyshawn seems like the kind of guy to hate everyone at least a little bit

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10774 on: September 05, 2023, 07:50:05 PM »
Cab seriously needs to employee someone to manage the mess that is his social media …

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10775 on: September 05, 2023, 09:30:48 PM »
good lordy he is a blight on skating's past present and future

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10776 on: September 05, 2023, 10:00:33 PM »
He is so lame and lacks the self awareness to realize a young woman would only be dating someone like him for the money and benefits

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10777 on: September 05, 2023, 10:13:57 PM »
He is so lame and lacks the self awareness to realize a young woman would only be dating someone like him for the money and benefits

I don’t know, feels a little misogynistic to assume she’s only in it for the…free slip ons?    People CAN be attracted to older people.   Plus, it’s not like he has Tony Hawk money

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10778 on: September 05, 2023, 10:21:11 PM »
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I don’t know, feels a little misogynistic to assume she’s only in it for the…free slip ons?    People CAN be attracted to older people.   Plus, it’s not like he has Tony Hawk money
If he gets $1/2 for every half cab sold that is a lot of money.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10779 on: September 05, 2023, 11:22:29 PM »
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Fuck having a rug around the toilet. That shit is gross and not sanitary

Get some Deebo’s like a normal person

 Yeah, it'll collect the shit mist and make you sick.

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« Reply #10780 on: September 06, 2023, 01:02:42 AM »
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That dog is cute. Could do without his naked legs tho.
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Fuck having a rug around the toilet. That shit is gross and not sanitary

Get some Deebo’s like a normal person
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 Yeah, it'll collect the shit mist and make you sick.

maybe that's how Cab lost his mind

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10781 on: September 06, 2023, 04:35:03 AM »
Thoughts and prayers for that dog. For real.

Imagine his point of view for a second: A giant puffing Cab, with drops of sweat on his slightly tilted head because he is struggling to take a shit, taking a picture of you ...

Damn.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10782 on: September 06, 2023, 05:16:57 AM »
dog about to bust a Caballerial outta that bathroom I hope
Tell the world to eat my dick
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Life Hell Tough shit
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10783 on: September 06, 2023, 08:08:43 PM »
The skater most tapped into his third eye AKA Boo Johnson at it with a heavy accusation: The Barbie movie was created by the government!!!!  :o


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10784 on: September 06, 2023, 08:50:51 PM »
Thoughts and prayers for that dog. For real.

Imagine his point of view for a second: A giant puffing Cab, with drops of sweat on his slightly tilted head because he is struggling to take a shit, taking a picture of you ...

Damn.

Dogs love sitting in front of you while you take a shit, if you let them.
It's weird.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10785 on: September 06, 2023, 09:00:01 PM »
The skater most tapped into his third eye AKA Boo Johnson at it with a heavy accusation: The Barbie movie was created by the government!!!!  :o


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He seems insecure

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10786 on: September 06, 2023, 09:11:47 PM »
The skater most tapped into his third eye AKA Boo Johnson at it with a heavy accusation: The Barbie movie was created by the government!!!!  :o


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Goddamn, I knew it!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10787 on: September 06, 2023, 09:30:00 PM »
clearly scholars and their third eye being opened will tell us something.... boo is the wiz khalifa of skating except he doesn't have talent

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10788 on: September 06, 2023, 11:53:14 PM »
confusing "are" with "our"? grammatical errors like that really make me think less of a person.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10789 on: September 07, 2023, 12:15:13 AM »
 Oh no I think Boo might be are-worded.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10790 on: September 07, 2023, 12:22:28 AM »
I'm actually glad I grew up in an era without this level of exposure to my favorite pros. Just because a guy has a great kickflip or can do NBD's doesn't mean they knows jack shit about the world.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10791 on: September 07, 2023, 06:41:50 AM »
Oh no I think Boo might be are-worded.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10792 on: September 07, 2023, 07:59:27 AM »
Boo Johnson going Boo Radley

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10793 on: September 07, 2023, 09:13:19 AM »
fucking had to stop following boo johnson on insta because of his fake positive shit. i coulda seen that post about the barbie movie or some other shit alike coming from a fucking mile away. fucking LA-enlightened backwards ass dude!


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10794 on: September 07, 2023, 09:13:55 AM »
Boo Johnson going Boo Radley

Love the reference, but that doesn’t make sense in the literary context.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10795 on: September 07, 2023, 10:28:58 AM »
fucking had to stop following boo johnson on insta because of his fake positive shit. i coulda seen that post about the barbie movie or some other shit alike coming from a fucking mile away. fucking LA-enlightened backwards ass dude!
You used to follow Boo Johnson??

Eww dude

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10796 on: September 07, 2023, 10:42:28 AM »
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Boo Johnson going Boo Radley
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Love the reference, but that doesn’t make sense in the literary context.

Both are mentally underdeveloped

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10797 on: September 08, 2023, 08:59:33 AM »
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fucking had to stop following boo johnson on insta because of his fake positive shit. i coulda seen that post about the barbie movie or some other shit alike coming from a fucking mile away. fucking LA-enlightened backwards ass dude!
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You used to follow Boo Johnson??

Eww dude

ha  ;D

in my defense i was following for his skating but yeah......ewww.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10798 on: September 08, 2023, 02:18:22 PM »
sanch is taylor made for this thread



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #10799 on: September 08, 2023, 02:36:46 PM »
sanch is taylor made for this thread



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