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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11250 on: November 21, 2023, 06:45:03 AM »
That dope he made up a new language just like bam

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11251 on: November 21, 2023, 07:23:06 AM »
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Apophenia can be considered a commonplace effect of brain function. Taken to an extreme, however, it can be a symptom of psychiatric dysfunction, for example, as a symptom in paranoid schizophrenia, where a patient sees hostile patterns (for example, a conspiracy to persecute them) in ordinary actions.

Apophenia is also typical of conspiracy theories, where coincidences may be woven together into an apparent plot.]Apophenia can be considered a commonplace effect of brain function. Taken to an extreme, however, it can be a symptom of psychiatric dysfunction, for example, as a symptom in paranoid schizophrenia, where a patient sees hostile patterns (for example, a conspiracy to persecute them) in ordinary actions.

Apophenia is also typical of conspiracy theories, where coincidences may be woven together into an apparent plot.

Stay strong Bobby
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11252 on: November 21, 2023, 09:17:24 AM »
Now that Bobby has an assistant/accomplice in the decoding of societyís mysterious secrets, I look forward to the two of them getting to the bottom of this whole mess in short order. 

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11253 on: November 21, 2023, 10:38:29 AM »
The saddest part is Bobby could easily just sign up for a community college class and actually learn real knowledge or check out a book from the library, but instead this is how he spends his time.

The comments on his IG are priceless. This one is my fav so far. It implies: 1 that there is a hidden cabal guiding all the world events 2 instead of remaining unknown, they instead choose to leave number based breadcrumbs for Bobby and the rest of the kooks to decode like they are Nicholas Cage in National Treasure III: Return to the Streets and 3 the elites aren't the ones that go to Harvard, Yale, Oxford, etc. but some other group of secret people. The road to becoming a global elite isn't the road we think it is, instead there are secret schools that none of us know about where people are taught the secret art of global domination.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1IzNKIHhp0
This is exactly something a global elite would say in order to get Bobby off of their tracks... hmmm..... 🤔

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11254 on: November 22, 2023, 04:39:29 PM »
Now that Bobby has an assistant/accomplice in the decoding of societyís mysterious secrets, I look forward to the two of them getting to the bottom of this whole mess in short order.

my friend caught bobby lackin outside of a cafe with his dusty dogs out typin up an IG post one dayÖ ill try and retrieve the photo

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11255 on: November 27, 2023, 10:42:02 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/C0KOdkeP-rp/?img_index=1

He looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts. flying private jet is so tasteless. the photo shoot looks so cringe. white suit and a skateboard. you can do better then that Jah!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11256 on: November 27, 2023, 12:12:50 PM »
Holy shit that is tacky ...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11257 on: November 27, 2023, 02:03:08 PM »
That hatÖ there would be a tiny chance it was cool without that hat.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11258 on: November 27, 2023, 02:17:49 PM »
Nyjah isnít trying to impress us. Heís going for the fuckboy skater crowd, whoever that is

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11259 on: November 27, 2023, 02:23:33 PM »
this isnít an instagram post, but itís fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving heís one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11260 on: November 27, 2023, 02:35:47 PM »
this isnít an instagram post, but itís fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving heís one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

idk man, Natas also invested in real estate

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« Reply #11261 on: November 27, 2023, 02:40:21 PM »
Nyjah isnít trying to impress us. Heís going for the fuckboy skater crowd, whoever that is

In this case someone just gave him a stack of cash to pose for half a day

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11262 on: November 27, 2023, 02:49:10 PM »
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this isnít an instagram post, but itís fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving heís one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html
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idk man, Natas also invested in real estate
How is he renting an apartment in California for two grand?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11263 on: November 27, 2023, 02:57:30 PM »
Love to see it. 2 young goats doing there thing

Half you guys probably picking up cigarette butts off the ground like Bobby P

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11264 on: November 27, 2023, 04:37:57 PM »
this isnít an instagram post, but itís fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving heís one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html
Yeah but Danny Garcia does it in a sexy way so itís ok.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11265 on: November 27, 2023, 05:17:14 PM »
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this isnít an instagram post, but itís fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving heís one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html
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Yeah but Danny Garcia does it in a sexy way so itís ok.



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11266 on: November 27, 2023, 07:16:17 PM »
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this isnít an instagram post, but itís fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving heís one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html
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idk man, Natas also invested in real estate
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How is he renting an apartment in California for two grand?
You could probably find a 1br in Alhambra for 2k a month. Maybe Simi Valley or even the SFV. It would have to be all about adjacency.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11267 on: November 27, 2023, 07:25:17 PM »
this isnít an instagram post, but itís fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving heís one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

This fool was never broke or poor.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11268 on: November 27, 2023, 07:32:22 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/C0KOdkeP-rp/?img_index=1

He looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts. flying private jet is so tasteless. the photo shoot looks so cringe. white suit and a skateboard. you can do better then that Jah!
Itís goddamn practically December and dude wearing all white. You know who else wore all white all year? Coco Chanel. You know who she was? A fucking nazi.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11269 on: November 27, 2023, 07:53:32 PM »
Them dirty ass soles on that white furniture is what upsets me

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11270 on: November 28, 2023, 02:31:53 AM »
Nyjah is the biggest melt in skating. By a country mile.
Fuck Route One

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11271 on: November 28, 2023, 05:57:10 AM »
Heavy "fuck yo couch" energy in that first pic.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11272 on: November 28, 2023, 06:12:45 AM »
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this isnít an instagram post, but itís fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving heís one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html
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This fool was never broke or poor.

I have no idea what background Jagger has, and dont give a fuck about him or anything he does. But having 3 houses and setting himself up for retirement at 22 is OK, no matter if he got the money from X-Games or parents. Im 34, doing OK for myself but if I was able to own 3 houses, that would be a whole different game.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11273 on: November 28, 2023, 06:18:27 AM »
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https://www.instagram.com/p/C0KOdkeP-rp/?img_index=1

He looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts. flying private jet is so tasteless. the photo shoot looks so cringe. white suit and a skateboard. you can do better then that Jah!
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Itís goddamn practically December and dude wearing all white. You know who else wore all white all year? Coco Chanel. You know who she was? A fucking nazi.

Never heard that before and I was a bit sceptical.
But damn, you were right.
Thanks for the history lesson @jinn
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11274 on: November 28, 2023, 06:59:58 AM »
Heavy "fuck yo couch" energy in that first pic.
Im in your plane, no shoes on
Feet on your couch, don't care who you are
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« Reply #11275 on: November 28, 2023, 07:08:31 AM »
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Heavy "fuck yo couch" energy in that first pic.
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Im in your plane, no shoes on
Feet on your couch, don't care who you are

Why don't I stretch out?
I've been kicked out of better homes than this!

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« Reply #11276 on: November 28, 2023, 07:11:47 AM »
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this isnít an instagram post, but itís fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving heís one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html
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idk man, Natas also invested in real estate
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How is he renting an apartment in California for two grand?
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You could probably find a 1br in Alhambra for 2k a month. Maybe Simi Valley or even the SFV. It would have to be all about adjacency.
I canít imagine a guy who owns three houses would be stoked on a 1br in Simi Valley. But who knows. Itís weird.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11277 on: November 28, 2023, 07:27:26 AM »
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He got all that money and no peepeehosettes smh

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #11278 on: November 28, 2023, 07:30:11 AM »
quit dickriding


Fleetwood Mac is my favorite rapper

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« Reply #11279 on: November 28, 2023, 07:31:34 AM »
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this isnít an instagram post, but itís fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving heís one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html
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This fool was never broke or poor.

who tf wants to be broke


Fleetwood Mac is my favorite rapper