lame instagram posts by pros

[theextrabanana]

That dope he made up a new language just like bam

[BALARGUE]

Apophenia can be considered a commonplace effect of brain function. Taken to an extreme, however, it can be a symptom of psychiatric dysfunction, for example, as a symptom in paranoid schizophrenia, where a patient sees hostile patterns (for example, a conspiracy to persecute them) in ordinary actions.

Apophenia is also typical of conspiracy theories, where coincidences may be woven together into an apparent plot.]Apophenia can be considered a commonplace effect of brain function. Taken to an extreme, however, it can be a symptom of psychiatric dysfunction, for example, as a symptom in paranoid schizophrenia, where a patient sees hostile patterns (for example, a conspiracy to persecute them) in ordinary actions.

Apophenia is also typical of conspiracy theories, where coincidences may be woven together into an apparent plot.

Stay strong Bobby

[Lou Strux]

Now that Bobby has an assistant/accomplice in the decoding of society’s mysterious secrets, I look forward to the two of them getting to the bottom of this whole mess in short order. 

[blurst_of_times]

The saddest part is Bobby could easily just sign up for a community college class and actually learn real knowledge or check out a book from the library, but instead this is how he spends his time.

The comments on his IG are priceless. This one is my fav so far. It implies: 1 that there is a hidden cabal guiding all the world events 2 instead of remaining unknown, they instead choose to leave number based breadcrumbs for Bobby and the rest of the kooks to decode like they are Nicholas Cage in National Treasure III: Return to the Streets and 3 the elites aren't the ones that go to Harvard, Yale, Oxford, etc. but some other group of secret people. The road to becoming a global elite isn't the road we think it is, instead there are secret schools that none of us know about where people are taught the secret art of global domination.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1IzNKIHhp0

This is exactly something a global elite would say in order to get Bobby off of their tracks... hmmm..... 🤔

[gearcrisis]

Now that Bobby has an assistant/accomplice in the decoding of society’s mysterious secrets, I look forward to the two of them getting to the bottom of this whole mess in short order.

my friend caught bobby lackin outside of a cafe with his dusty dogs out typin up an IG post one day… ill try and retrieve the photo

[benboardbreaker]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C0KOdkeP-rp/?img_index=1

He looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts. flying private jet is so tasteless. the photo shoot looks so cringe. white suit and a skateboard. you can do better then that Jah!

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

Holy shit that is tacky ...

[Sick_McCrank_]

That hat… there would be a tiny chance it was cool without that hat.

[SatanicPanic]

Nyjah isn’t trying to impress us. He’s going for the fuckboy skater crowd, whoever that is

[urbneathme]

this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

[A Not At All Naughty Chemist]

this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

idk man, Natas also invested in real estate

[lurkluke]

Nyjah isn’t trying to impress us. He’s going for the fuckboy skater crowd, whoever that is

In this case someone just gave him a stack of cash to pose for half a day

[SatanicPanic]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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idk man, Natas also invested in real estate

How is he renting an apartment in California for two grand?

[theextrabanana]

Love to see it. 2 young goats doing there thing

Half you guys probably picking up cigarette butts off the ground like Bobby P

[jgonzalez]

this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

Yeah but Danny Garcia does it in a sexy way so it’s ok.

[Atiba Applebum]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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Yeah but Danny Garcia does it in a sexy way so it’s ok.

He’s Latino Gosling in La La Land

[jakeumms]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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idk man, Natas also invested in real estate

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How is he renting an apartment in California for two grand?

You could probably find a 1br in Alhambra for 2k a month. Maybe Simi Valley or even the SFV. It would have to be all about adjacency.

[ToySanta]

this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

This fool was never broke or poor.

[jinn]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C0KOdkeP-rp/?img_index=1

He looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts. flying private jet is so tasteless. the photo shoot looks so cringe. white suit and a skateboard. you can do better then that Jah!

It’s goddamn practically December and dude wearing all white. You know who else wore all white all year? Coco Chanel. You know who she was? A fucking nazi.

[Atiba Applebum]

Them dirty ass soles on that white furniture is what upsets me

[Frank Sobotka]

Nyjah is the biggest melt in skating. By a country mile.

[skate_or_dingus]

Heavy "fuck yo couch" energy in that first pic.

[Filip]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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This fool was never broke or poor.

I have no idea what background Jagger has, and dont give a fuck about him or anything he does. But having 3 houses and setting himself up for retirement at 22 is OK, no matter if he got the money from X-Games or parents. Im 34, doing OK for myself but if I was able to own 3 houses, that would be a whole different game.

[fs1/2cab]

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https://www.instagram.com/p/C0KOdkeP-rp/?img_index=1

He looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts. flying private jet is so tasteless. the photo shoot looks so cringe. white suit and a skateboard. you can do better then that Jah!

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It’s goddamn practically December and dude wearing all white. You know who else wore all white all year? Coco Chanel. You know who she was? A fucking nazi.

Never heard that before and I was a bit sceptical.
But damn, you were right.
Thanks for the history lesson @jinn
Thor Steinar x Chanel collab?

[Billy Bitchcakes]

Heavy "fuck yo couch" energy in that first pic.

Im in your plane, no shoes on
Feet on your couch, don't care who you are

[Prostate Exam]

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Heavy "fuck yo couch" energy in that first pic.

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Im in your plane, no shoes on
Feet on your couch, don't care who you are

Why don't I stretch out?
I've been kicked out of better homes than this!

[SatanicPanic]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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idk man, Natas also invested in real estate

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How is he renting an apartment in California for two grand?

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You could probably find a 1br in Alhambra for 2k a month. Maybe Simi Valley or even the SFV. It would have to be all about adjacency.

I can’t imagine a guy who owns three houses would be stoked on a 1br in Simi Valley. But who knows. It’s weird.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

0% sidepipe detected too
He got all that money and no peepeehosettes smh

https://youtu.be/BU1iQgt2YG8

My legends had VPL that's all i'm saying
legit bats

[spectral image]

quit dickriding

[spectral image]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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This fool was never broke or poor.

who tf wants to be broke