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[JANUS]

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Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?

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Remember that famous scene in The Godfather where the guy wakes up in the morning and finds Mikey Taylor’s head under the covers right in the centaur of his bed?

Take your gnars and get the hell out of my office.

[Useless_wooden_lurker]

Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?

I'm embarrassed by the rabbit hole I just went down after googling "reverse centaur." First thing I learned is that, yes, it exists (in myth) and that it's called an IPOTANE. Second thing is that I don't have a good Mikey Taylor/Ipotane pun ready, which fills me with shame.

Ipo-Taylor feels like a stretch, but dude is for sure an Ipotane if ever I saw one.

Can we workshop this?

[OldieButFrenchie]

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Not a lame post: Daveed is of of the board, and is also on of

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Is he also then on reading the slap, then?

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God I hope so, all my contributions to this thread are about #gonzvibes

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He should bring back Young Guns.   (Which I believe was a brand with Antwan and or Trainwreck)

the flatground ollie he does in his living room in that post was pretty impressive...Hope we get to see him ripping colombian spots again soon

[JM]

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Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?

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I'm embarrassed by the rabbit hole I just went down after googling "reverse centaur." First thing I learned is that, yes, it exists (in myth) and that it's called an IPOTANE. Second thing is that I don't have a good Mikey Taylor/Ipotane pun ready, which fills me with shame.

Ipo-Taylor feels like a stretch, but dude is for sure an Ipotane if ever I saw one.

Can we workshop this?

Was this particular picture absolutely necessary?

(And partnered with the phrase “reverse centaur”, I’m beginning to think it was intentional. What else came up on your super-fun internet searching?) 

[Atiba Applebum]

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Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?

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I'm embarrassed by the rabbit hole I just went down after googling "reverse centaur." First thing I learned is that, yes, it exists (in myth) and that it's called an IPOTANE. Second thing is that I don't have a good Mikey Taylor/Ipotane pun ready, which fills me with shame.

Ipo-Taylor feels like a stretch, but dude is for sure an Ipotane if ever I saw one.

Can we workshop this?

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Was this particular picture absolutely necessary?

(And partnered with the phrase “reverse centaur”, I’m beginning to think it was intentional. What else came up on your super-fun internet searching?)

Isn’t a reverse centaur a Bojack Horseman?

[one-off]

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Why am I not surprised

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Mikey leaning far right these days, I mean he never gave off left vibes when he was younger either but I’ve always pictured him as someone hovering right around the centaur.

It's the Horseshoe Effect

[Schneaumunn]

Mikey of excessive gingival display aka long gums

[Shitbag]

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Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?

[close]

I'm embarrassed by the rabbit hole I just went down after googling "reverse centaur." First thing I learned is that, yes, it exists (in myth) and that it's called an IPOTANE. Second thing is that I don't have a good Mikey Taylor/Ipotane pun ready, which fills me with shame.

Ipo-Taylor feels like a stretch, but dude is for sure an Ipotane if ever I saw one.

Can we workshop this?

[close]

Was this particular picture absolutely necessary?

(And partnered with the phrase “reverse centaur”, I’m beginning to think it was intentional. What else came up on your super-fun internet searching?)

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Isn’t a reverse centaur a Bojack Horseman?

Bingo.
I’m glad someone was able to make this very Ipotanent distinction.

[alien porkchop]

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Why am I not surprised

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Mikey leaning far right these days, I mean he never gave off left vibes when he was younger either but I’ve always pictured him as someone hovering right around the centaur.

mikey taylor and the very stable boy genius

[JM]

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Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?

[close]

I'm embarrassed by the rabbit hole I just went down after googling "reverse centaur." First thing I learned is that, yes, it exists (in myth) and that it's called an IPOTANE. Second thing is that I don't have a good Mikey Taylor/Ipotane pun ready, which fills me with shame.

Ipo-Taylor feels like a stretch, but dude is for sure an Ipotane if ever I saw one.

Can we workshop this?

[close]

Was this particular picture absolutely necessary?

(And partnered with the phrase “reverse centaur”, I’m beginning to think it was intentional. What else came up on your super-fun internet searching?)

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Isn’t a reverse centaur a Bojack Horseman?

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Bingo.
I’m glad someone was able to make this very Ipotanent distinction.

That damn picture is going to make me Impotent with the confusing feelings it’s giving me.

[Mallie]

You mean ipotent, right?

[ToySanta]

Trump to Mikey probably:

[Useless_wooden_lurker]

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Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?

[close]

I'm embarrassed by the rabbit hole I just went down after googling "reverse centaur." First thing I learned is that, yes, it exists (in myth) and that it's called an IPOTANE. Second thing is that I don't have a good Mikey Taylor/Ipotane pun ready, which fills me with shame.

Ipo-Taylor feels like a stretch, but dude is for sure an Ipotane if ever I saw one.

Can we workshop this?

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Was this particular picture absolutely necessary?

(And partnered with the phrase “reverse centaur”, I’m beginning to think it was intentional. What else came up on your super-fun internet searching?)

Come on now, it's no more disturbing than any of the pics of Mikey. Those should have a trigger warning.

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I’ll tell you who doesn’t like the phrase “living rent-free in your head “, Mikey Taylor, that’s who

Studios start at 4.4K, plus utilities and amenities fee

[Cheshire Cat]

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Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?

[close]

I'm embarrassed by the rabbit hole I just went down after googling "reverse centaur." First thing I learned is that, yes, it exists (in myth) and that it's called an IPOTANE. Second thing is that I don't have a good Mikey Taylor/Ipotane pun ready, which fills me with shame.

Ipo-Taylor feels like a stretch, but dude is for sure an Ipotane if ever I saw one.

Can we workshop this?

Why is it so sexy!?

[Magnolia]

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Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?

[close]

I'm embarrassed by the rabbit hole I just went down after googling "reverse centaur." First thing I learned is that, yes, it exists (in myth) and that it's called an IPOTANE. Second thing is that I don't have a good Mikey Taylor/Ipotane pun ready, which fills me with shame.

Ipo-Taylor feels like a stretch, but dude is for sure an Ipotane if ever I saw one.

Can we workshop this?

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Why is it so sexy!?

https://www.anthrocon.org/registration/

[switchfrontshuv]

I’ll tell you who doesn’t like the phrase “living rent-free in your head “, Mikey Taylor, that’s who

Studios start at 4.4K, plus utilities and amenities fee

This was so funny I spit out my coffee 

[Mike Oxwelling]

Henry Sanchez.  Yeah you Henry.

[lurkluke]

Not sure where else to put this but Jereme Rogers just liked a random insta story of mine.

I don't have a skate related account (I follow a handful of skaters/brands on it though), he doesn't follow me, I've never interacted with him, and the story was about a beer festival.

What the hell

[Cheshire Cat]

Not sure where else to put this but Jereme Rogers just liked a random insta story of mine.

I don't have a skate related account (I follow a handful of skaters/brands on it though), he doesn't follow me, I've never interacted with him, and the story was about a beer festival.

What the hell

Checks out.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Not sure where else to put this but Jereme Rogers just liked a random insta story of mine.

I don't have a skate related account (I follow a handful of skaters/brands on it though), he doesn't follow me, I've never interacted with him, and the story was about a beer festival.

What the hell

word around town...

[snackman233]

Not sure where else to put this but Jereme Rogers just liked a random insta story of mine.

I don't have a skate related account (I follow a handful of skaters/brands on it though), he doesn't follow me, I've never interacted with him, and the story was about a beer festival.

What the hell

Actually same thing happened to me recently. He has liked a few of my stories and the acct is animation / art stuff. I feel like he is just running an insta bot or something. Bro follows like 7000 accounts

[richard kane]

Obviously it’s your time to link and build with the homie j cass

[roba]

anybody actually ever interacted with him on ig? i remixed his magnum freestyle and made it semi-listenable, i'm tryna get his blessing to release it but i fear dude is probably going to ask me for something like $10000

[lurkluke]

Obviously it’s your time to link and build with the homie j cass

Me and J Cass running a beer festival? Holy shit that would be wild.

[assvogel]

J Casanova liked one of my stories that had a pizza and Garfield in it too last weekend. Word around town is that he digs both of those things.

[Insole]

J Casanova liked one of my stories that had a pizza and Garfield in it too last weekend. Word around town is that he digs both of those things.

I guess I’m not alone on this one

[Cheshire Cat]

Speaking of beef, remember when Biebel was ripped but didn't look like slow roast:




Edit to add two photos of him in a BRIGHT RED tone:

[Sick_McCrank_]

It’s just ripped Ham. 

[richard kane]

Honeybaked ham biebel was dope