lame instagram posts by pros

[somethingmustbreaknow]

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The Six Million Calorie Man

“We can deep fry him and eat him. We have the technology.”

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I like how the banana is the hog

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it starts up by his belly button too

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rocking a sideripe

bringing the sidepipe down to Mami

[Steely Daniel]

And big boy's got the cold cut sandwich hog?

[turdtastic]

And big boy's got the cold cut sandwich hog?

Get hongry on it

[G_Money]

The gate-keeping boomer dipshit blkprjkt was talking shit on Bernie Sanders and then appears to have deleted his account.

[Donkey Lips]

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A filmer dude from Toronto posted this in his stories:



(For the record this is lame of Berra, not the filmer. Berra is an insufferable twat.)

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I also filmed for this and also didn't get paid.

Berra's formula when he fucks up in business:

• Spend the first half of the email complaing about poor me
• minimize the issue or complaint he's addressing
• provide an obscure means for a solution
• follow up with "hey just to remind you that you feel bad for me, because I'm the main character here" closing.
• sb

[Franksnose76]

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A filmer dude from Toronto posted this in his stories:



(For the record this is lame of Berra, not the filmer. Berra is an insufferable twat.)

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I also filmed for this and also didn't get paid.

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Berra's formula when he fucks up in business:

• Spend the first half of the email complaing about poor me
• minimize the issue or complaint he's addressing
• provide an obscure means for a solution
• follow up with "hey just to remind you that you feel bad for me, because I'm the main character here" closing.
• sb

Typical narcissist behavior shifting blame and never accountable, even when they pretend to be remorseful it's a ruse.

[Bryanferry]

I heard chicks prefer a meaty sub

[Scarecrow Radio]

Let's talk about meaty subs. Subway is so mid these days, the bread is chewy, the meat is flavorless, the vegetables are not fresh and the pictures in the advertisements look nothing like the sandwiches in real life. Team Jersey Mike's all the way

[Dwayne Hoover]

The gate-keeping boomer dipshit blkprjkt was talking shit on Bernie Sanders and then appears to have deleted his account.

did this dude did something uber-kooky a few years ago? some kind of "100 reasons skateboarding sucks" or something?

[Elijah Chandler]

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The gate-keeping boomer dipshit blkprjkt was talking shit on Bernie Sanders and then appears to have deleted his account.

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did this dude did something uber-kooky a few years ago? some kind of "100 reasons skateboarding sucks" or something?

yeah, he pointed out all the shitty things going on in skating

[Bread Harrity]

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A filmer dude from Toronto posted this in his stories:



(For the record this is lame of Berra, not the filmer. Berra is an insufferable twat.)

[close]

I also filmed for this and also didn't get paid.

[close]

Berra's formula when he fucks up in business:

• Spend the first half of the email complaing about poor me
• minimize the issue or complaint he's addressing
• provide an obscure means for a solution
• follow up with "hey just to remind you that you feel bad for me, because I'm the main character here" closing.
• sb

gonna start signing all my posts with Fondly, sb

Fondly
sb

[Useless_wooden_lurker]

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The gate-keeping boomer dipshit blkprjkt was talking shit on Bernie Sanders and then appears to have deleted his account.

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did this dude did something uber-kooky a few years ago? some kind of "100 reasons skateboarding sucks" or something?

[close]

yeah, he pointed out all the shitty things going on in skating

To be fair though, most of the "shitty things going on in skating" were just people enjoying themselves, all of which seemed to absolutely infuriate that boomer-ass dipshit.

[Magnolia]

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A filmer dude from Toronto posted this in his stories:



(For the record this is lame of Berra, not the filmer. Berra is an insufferable twat.)

[close]

I also filmed for this and also didn't get paid.

[close]

Berra's formula when he fucks up in business:

• Spend the first half of the email complaing about poor me
• minimize the issue or complaint he's addressing
• provide an obscure means for a solution
• follow up with "hey just to remind you that you feel bad for me, because I'm the main character here" closing.
• sb

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gonna start signing all my posts with Fondly, sb

Fondly
sb

He was married to Juliette Lewis so he must have been doing something right. Maybe it'll work for me

Fondly
sb

[Southernmost]

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A filmer dude from Toronto posted this in his stories:



(For the record this is lame of Berra, not the filmer. Berra is an insufferable twat.)

[close]

I also filmed for this and also didn't get paid.

[close]

Berra's formula when he fucks up in business:

• Spend the first half of the email complaing about poor me
• minimize the issue or complaint he's addressing
• provide an obscure means for a solution
• follow up with "hey just to remind you that you feel bad for me, because I'm the main character here" closing.
• sb

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gonna start signing all my posts with Fondly, sb

Fondly
sb

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He was married to Juliette Lewis so he must have been doing something right. Maybe it'll work for me

Fondly
sb

I always thought, "Wow, Steve Berra is married to a famous actress." But when you realize they’re into Scientology it seems almost staged or arranged.

[Elijah Chandler]

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The gate-keeping boomer dipshit blkprjkt was talking shit on Bernie Sanders and then appears to have deleted his account.

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did this dude did something uber-kooky a few years ago? some kind of "100 reasons skateboarding sucks" or something?

[close]

yeah, he pointed out all the shitty things going on in skating

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I'd argue that a lot of it was a backlash to the heavily instagram/berriuma forwards skating we were experiencing at the time

To be fair though, most of the "shitty things going on in skating" were just people enjoying themselves, all of which seemed to absolutely infuriate that boomer-ass dipshit.

[TwisT]

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The gate-keeping boomer dipshit blkprjkt was talking shit on Bernie Sanders and then appears to have deleted his account.

[close]

did this dude did something uber-kooky a few years ago? some kind of "100 reasons skateboarding sucks" or something?

[close]

yeah, he pointed out all the shitty things going on in skating

[close]

I'd argue that a lot of it was a backlash to the heavily instagram/berriuma forwards skating we were experiencing at the time

To be fair though, most of the "shitty things going on in skating" were just people enjoying themselves, all of which seemed to absolutely infuriate that boomer-ass dipshit.

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One of those post was about a Donald Duck skateboarding sweatshirt at Uniqlo. Like almost a decade ago. I bought that sweatshirt

[Painted Baby]

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The gate-keeping boomer dipshit blkprjkt was talking shit on Bernie Sanders and then appears to have deleted his account.

[close]

did this dude did something uber-kooky a few years ago? some kind of "100 reasons skateboarding sucks" or something?

[close]

yeah, he pointed out all the shitty things going on in skating

[close]

I'd argue that a lot of it was a backlash to the heavily instagram/berriuma forwards skating we were experiencing at the time

To be fair though, most of the "shitty things going on in skating" were just people enjoying themselves, all of which seemed to absolutely infuriate that boomer-ass dipshit.

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One of those post was about a Donald Duck skateboarding sweatshirt at Uniqlo. Like almost a decade ago. I bought that sweatshirt

If you click around their IG, it's pretty clear they're MAGApilled. Why do we care about this sour boomer?

[double fakie ollie grind]

Lame Instagram post of a pro

Mike V being a huge loser. What else is new?

[ok boomer]

Still trying to be like Rollins

[Murge]

Still trying to be like Rollins

Mike v is such a kook. Too old to be pretending to be Rollins.

Also Rollins wasn’t even the best black flag front man.

Keith or dez.

[ok boomer]

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Still trying to be like Rollins

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Mike v is such a kook. Too old to be pretending to be Rollins.

Also Rollins wasn’t even the best black flag front man.

Keith or dez.

Agree on Keith or Dez

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

I can’t believe I ever defended Mike V…

[fernando the skater]

Rollins has been involved with launch of those new Vans old skool premium shoes. Probably gets more from the industry than Mike at this point.

[radcunt]

Mike V is a cop

[Colin Robinson]

Rollins is a real G and Mike is just a gigantic gaping pussy.

[Plan9Customs]

Lame Instagram post of a pro

Mike V being a huge loser. What else is new?

MY WAR STAGE

[tom]

I'm surprised Mike V's Black Flag doesn't have a thin blue line across the 4 bars

[Texas_Tone]

Not an insta post, but according to thrasher and the header on their website, gravis has introduced Mark Oblow to the “team” and and as a creative advisor what ever the fuck that is

https://skate.gravisfootwear.com/

[Binomial Nomenclature]

Gross.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

so someone at Gravis has a snake fetish too


we all know a Moblow is a fully accepted and known term for when you line up 3 guys and make like a circus seal