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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16320 on: August 18, 2025, 08:37:08 PM »
As much as you hate weck, he has a point that ian michna is poser and complete succubus of skate culture.

he's provided great contributions over the past decade or so and i believe was the first to give a platform to weck sooo

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16321 on: August 19, 2025, 12:16:58 AM »
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I remember a skate brand released a Kikkoman bottle shaped deck. Maybe Alltimers? Bring that back for Yuto!
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I’m sure Primitive did a collab

True! It was Primitive. There is a deck that looks like a Kikkoman bottle.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16322 on: August 19, 2025, 06:22:42 AM »
it be ya own


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16323 on: August 19, 2025, 06:54:30 AM »
it be ya own



Can people on here stop sucking up to this no-pop loser now? Just a day or two ago I got kooked for saying participating in sls is lame since rumble is involved. Now he’s openly particpating in fascist bullshit. Been a lot of red flags for a while. This removes all doubt.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16324 on: August 19, 2025, 07:28:29 AM »
i guess jeff giving his stamp of approval to a fake slap mag wasnt clue enough for you guys.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16325 on: August 19, 2025, 07:37:43 AM »
Classic

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16326 on: August 19, 2025, 07:57:12 AM »
youtube skaters will do fucking anything for attention

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16327 on: August 19, 2025, 10:28:18 AM »



Hate to ruin Jeff’s big contest announcement (again) but I’d like to use this opportunity to bring up the fact that he knowingly hangs out with an alleged pedophile (Moose) and despite previously promising that he’d get to the bottom of it to either clear his good friends name or cut contact months ago, he’s since been ducking the topic & has chosen to remain silent to the matter. Comment for the algorithm 🫶
That's pretty fucking lame. Next thing when will be at that Russian event?
Sir, I'm going to politely, but firmly, ask you and your common sense to leave this establishment.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16328 on: August 19, 2025, 10:35:28 AM »



Hate to ruin Jeff’s big contest announcement (again) but I’d like to use this opportunity to bring up the fact that he knowingly hangs out with an alleged pedophile (Moose) and despite previously promising that he’d get to the bottom of it to either clear his good friends name or cut contact months ago, he’s since been ducking the topic & has chosen to remain silent to the matter. Comment for the algorithm 🫶


Why would he need to justify anything to random ass dorks on the internet? Even if he did come out and condemn them you still wouldn't be happy and would hold a grudge. The problem is is you don't want an apology or to make things right, you just want to seem morally superior and get a bunch of ass pats and good boy points from the other pals on here.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16329 on: August 19, 2025, 11:02:18 AM »



Hate to ruin Jeff’s big contest announcement (again) but I’d like to use this opportunity to bring up the fact that he knowingly hangs out with an alleged pedophile (Moose) and despite previously promising that he’d get to the bottom of it to either clear his good friends name or cut contact months ago, he’s since been ducking the topic & has chosen to remain silent to the matter. Comment for the algorithm 🫶
The wackest part of this is Jeff is skating at The Boonies

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16330 on: August 19, 2025, 11:10:42 AM »
How is it that even hardcore MAGA people have distanced themselves from Tim Pool but skaters are still co-signing him and his attempts at injecting hateful shit into skateboarding. Insane.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16331 on: August 19, 2025, 11:12:22 AM »
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Hate to ruin Jeff’s big contest announcement (again) but I’d like to use this opportunity to bring up the fact that he knowingly hangs out with an alleged pedophile (Moose) and despite previously promising that he’d get to the bottom of it to either clear his good friends name or cut contact months ago, he’s since been ducking the topic & has chosen to remain silent to the matter. Comment for the algorithm 🫶
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Why would he need to justify anything to random ass dorks on the internet? Even if he did come out and condemn them you still wouldn't be happy and would hold a grudge. The problem is is you don't want an apology or to make things right, you just want to seem morally superior and get a bunch of ass pats and good boy points from the other pals on here.
no actually this does fucking suck. happy to clear things up for you

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16332 on: August 19, 2025, 11:37:08 AM »
Damn, Jeff. And we were rooting for you, too. Guess latching on to grifters is the best way to maintain some position adjacent to the skateboarding industry that gave a resounding “No” many years ago.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16333 on: August 19, 2025, 11:39:04 AM »
I would like to file a motion that skaters who have leaned into prejudice, hate, and general non-acceptance as their current image, whether because they just want troll attention or have become Republican true-believers, shouldn't be reported or reposted in this thread anymore.

Not that their posts aren't lame, but I just don't want to have my brain soiled by these conservative losers anymore. I'm trying to hear David Gonzalez's latest raps and I get yet another homophobic/misogynistic Weck cry for attention. Yawn.

So let's all just assume that Henry Sanchez, Tim Pool, Weck, and Richie Jackson are doing what they do and stop paying attention to them entirely.

I disagree. This thread is the most viewed ever in UWTB, by over twice as much as the next highest. Right wing / anti democratic /bigoted / MAGA bullshit needs to keep being publicly mocked, shit on and rejected. And yeah sorry but that includes not ignoring / doing mental gymnastics to justify when a forum favourite takes part in it

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16334 on: August 19, 2025, 11:47:54 AM »
How is it that even hardcore MAGA people have distanced themselves from Tim Pool but skaters are still co-signing him and his attempts at injecting hateful shit into skateboarding. Insane.
The dream of being a pro skater justifies a lot of shit I guess

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16335 on: August 19, 2025, 11:51:07 AM »
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I would like to file a motion that skaters who have leaned into prejudice, hate, and general non-acceptance as their current image, whether because they just want troll attention or have become Republican true-believers, shouldn't be reported or reposted in this thread anymore.

Not that their posts aren't lame, but I just don't want to have my brain soiled by these conservative losers anymore. I'm trying to hear David Gonzalez's latest raps and I get yet another homophobic/misogynistic Weck cry for attention. Yawn.

So let's all just assume that Henry Sanchez, Tim Pool, Weck, and Richie Jackson are doing what they do and stop paying attention to them entirely.
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I disagree. This thread is the most viewed ever in UWTB, by over twice as much as the next highest. Right wing / anti democratic /bigoted / MAGA bullshit needs to keep being publicly mocked, shit on and rejected. And yeah sorry but that includes not ignoring / doing mental gymnastics to justify when a forum favourite takes part in it

What attracted me about skateboarding was the Punk Rock aspect of it...my dad being a jamaican immigrant would always call me rude boy at the height of my rebellious /radical/ punk rock phase.   IMO my favorite skaters spoke out and was apart of counter culture

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16337 on: August 19, 2025, 12:20:59 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16338 on: August 19, 2025, 12:36:21 PM »
Add Jason Ellis to the turtle head shit show.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16339 on: August 19, 2025, 12:36:46 PM »
I used to think making fun of him was low hanging fruit. Guess Im wrong.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16340 on: August 19, 2025, 12:52:03 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16341 on: August 19, 2025, 01:09:08 PM »
lmao fuck the boonies and fuck pine
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16342 on: August 19, 2025, 01:17:21 PM »
The latest Elephant Graveyard lays out how Rogan and his goons have helped softwash fascism into mainstream comedy.

Now between Rumble and The Boonies it's happening in Skateboarding.

https://youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?si=ldb7eXxIkbBcO2ZW

Also tim pool just generally sucks as a person. Even without the fascism.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16343 on: August 19, 2025, 02:19:00 PM »
Why Pine, I was backing your quadruple flips

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16344 on: August 19, 2025, 03:40:49 PM »
Why Pine, I was backing your quadruple flips
this!
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Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16345 on: August 19, 2025, 04:58:25 PM »
The latest Elephant Graveyard lays out how Rogan and his goons have helped softwash fascism into mainstream comedy.

Now between Rumble and The Boonies it's happening in Skateboarding.

https://youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?si=ldb7eXxIkbBcO2ZW

Also tim pool just generally sucks as a person. Even without the fascism.

Yeah this Boonies thing blows my mind every time I see it come up. Has there actually been any pros openly talking about how wack this shit it is? I get the feeling impressionable kids might not realise how wack this is unless influential people talked shit on it.

Thanks for linking this video though, watching now!


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16346 on: August 19, 2025, 05:02:19 PM »
aaaaand that’s time for Pine’s reputation on here

you reap what you sow, dumbass

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16347 on: August 19, 2025, 06:02:36 PM »
SLAP ‘bout to put Jeff’s professional reputation (such as it is) in the sky?

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16348 on: August 19, 2025, 06:25:58 PM »
I’m going to miss randomly scrolling through Jeff’s Instagram every three months

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16349 on: August 19, 2025, 06:45:55 PM »
I know we’re supposed to ignore Weck on here but I find it surprising that he has not targeted Pine yet for his atrocious looking kickflips and no pop. Maybe Weck respects his hustle of trying to “make it” that he just leaves him alone?

Also, is Pine considered a pro now that he made it into SLS? Does he have a job?