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[Cool Ceith]

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Rhino showing Home Depot who's "Boss" 

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Wow. That's embarrassing. Also, $150 lawnmowers are a real thing?

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this made me laugh - i had to revisit this buffoonery , more funny then the nakel one

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Good bump. This is truly funny. I love how he goes the JT 'one more' mid clip too

Your ass is grass, Home Depot. Mess with the Rhino, you get the horn (which is considered an aphrodisiac in some cultures).

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[Owen]

The lawnmower video reminds me of a third world scenario where nobody can fix, operate or maintain a simple machine. A car battery dies so they just jump up and down on the car before eventually torching it.

Except that that is the complete opposite of what would happen in the 'third world'. In developing countries people learn to repair things out of necessity. Items that we would of thrown away due to a small defect get repaired over and over again.

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[Szechuan]

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The lawnmower video reminds me of a third world scenario where nobody can fix, operate or maintain a simple machine. A car battery dies so they just jump up and down on the car before eventually torching it.

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Except that that is the complete opposite of what would happen in the 'third world'. In developing countries people learn to repair things out of necessity. Items that we would of thrown away due to a small defect get repaired over and over again.

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Yes, I think you're right. There are many examples of what you say. I retract my statement. I'd like to also apologize to the distinguished lawnmower throwing gentleman and his heroic struggle against 'the man'.

Apolgize to all the third world homies that you're equating to fucking Rhino. They would be bummed.

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[Googan Christmas]

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Rhino showing Home Depot who's "Boss" 

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Wow. That's embarrassing. Also, $150 lawnmowers are a real thing?

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this made me laugh - i had to revisit this buffoonery , more funny then the nakel one

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Good bump. This is truly funny. I love how he goes the JT 'one more' mid clip too

What a fuckin idiot. It’s 2019, google that shit and learn to clean a carb, takes about 5 min. 
I wish the cops came “so, grown man having your friend film you Smashing your own lawnmower in the parking lot, your name is “rhino”, you say?”

Edit: holy shit, and he follows 666 people! What a fucking rebel, truly one of a kind

[Síota]

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Rhino showing Home Depot who's "Boss" 

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Wow. That's embarrassing. Also, $150 lawnmowers are a real thing?

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this made me laugh - i had to revisit this buffoonery , more funny then the nakel one

[close]

Good bump. This is truly funny. I love how he goes the JT 'one more' mid clip too

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What a fuckin idiot. It’s 2019, google that shit and learn to clean a carb, takes about 5 min. 
I wish the cops came “so, grown man having your friend film you Smashing your own lawnmower in the parking lot, your name is “rhino”, you say?”

Edit: holy shit, and he follows 666 people! What a fucking rebel, truly one of a kind

You'd be amazed how many "mechanics" these days can't even service a carb. Let alone clean and rebuild one.

[Pete]

Don’t all those guys pretend to work on cars motorcycles etc too. Guy can’t even get his lawnmower to start so he goes to the depot and throws a bitch fit in the parking lot.

Skateboarding really is a who do you know you suck off the first contest. imagine calling your 58 year old buddy/ coworker Rhino.

Free max b

[DarthDingusMaximus]

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Two girls I know have gotten DM'd by Dane and one even got a dick pic and didn't ask for it nor was stoked on it. Good skateboarder but creepy guy

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leak it

I mean a lifetime supply of box's of product and a shitload of trucks would be an equal payout......

[Alois Hitler Jr.]

why have I seen this...

[FROTHY]

I bet when Eli travels he refers to himself as an artist and criticizes the garnish or gastrique on his $16 pork tenderloin at the hotel restaurant.

[doublesteveburger]

So did everyone in Jeremy Rogers Neighborhood completely kook it at this point?

[Jerrys Kid]

So did everyone in Jeremy Rogers Neighborhood completely kook it at this point?

Lamare Hemmings is still core as fuck.

[Watson]

[fakie nollie]

Biebs trying to catch a fade but not catch dirt

[Spacenoid]

I cringed, but he's not wrong.

[victor doom]

Why's he posting his teeth?

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Lutzka doing law office commercials...

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Lutzka doing law office commercials...

I'd love to know what his paychecks look like. Somewhere between being the pariah of the industry and a complete sellout, he must be carving a nice living.

[silvertone_spacemachine]

Na-Kel is dope fuck it. Living his best life, I can't hate on that.

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I still like his nollie hardflips though.

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[potpie]

Biebs trying to catch a fade but not catch mud

fixed

[TheLurper]

Lutzka doing law office commercials...

Who the hell is the target audience for this ad? What 60 year old Harley rider subscribes to Lutzka's IG?

And, who the fuck gets legal advice from a "firm" that has the same marketing strategy as Monster Energy? I can't imagine that a lawyer who needs to hire promotional floosies and sponsors shitty concerts is all that great in the courtroom.

[50mm]

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Lutzka doing law office commercials...

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Who the hell is the target audience for this ad? What 60 year old Harley rider subscribes to Lutzka's IG?

And, who the fuck gets legal advice from a "firm" that has the same marketing strategy as Monster Energy? I can't imagine that a lawyer who needs to hire promotional floosies and sponsors shitty concerts is all that great in the courtroom.

I bought a motorcycle around 2014. I just wanted to ride around in the desert by myself and feel like the Emerica wild ride shit. Very quickly I learned that most people who ride are like the bikers on South Park. I mean I just never paid attention to the people into bikes until I had one and you realize it’s all for attention. I Hate when people wear dumb shit when they are riding to get people’s attention like Cookie Monster helmets or wear a suit because they think they the clash in styles makes them unique. Soon after I started riding my friend got a bike and would do and post shit like that. It was so lame I hated it. I pretty much never rode with anyone besides myself. Rode through a national park in the desert at night by myself once. It was so dope. You felt like you were flying because everything to the sides of you were pitch black.

Sold it almost 2 years ago because I moved, I outgrew the bike and I could actually afford a nice car for the first time in my life. Riding is fun but things got hairy once or twice being deep in the desert in close to 120 degree weather.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

I live on a one-way and it's Biker Boys central around dark. They get on my street and gun it.
So fucking cool man. No one can buy a bike and go real fast. That's so hard.

the thing about motorcycles is they look so much better kicked over and in pieces.
i fantasize about stretching galvanized cables across dark roads where all the easy riders open it up going like 90.
you feel that neck hit the wire?

that's freedom man.

[Ocelot]

why have I seen this...

he about to 360 hippie jump his way into your girl

[CRAILFISH TO REVERT]

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why have I seen this...

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he about to 360 hippie jump Jerusalem cruise his way into your girl

[Sleazy]

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Lutzka doing law office commercials...

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Who the hell is the target audience for this ad? What 60 year old Harley rider subscribes to Lutzka's IG?

And, who the fuck gets legal advice from a "firm" that has the same marketing strategy as Monster Energy? I can't imagine that a lawyer who needs to hire promotional floosies and sponsors shitty concerts is all that great in the courtroom.

attorneys in austin are all over the place with their image

this david komie guy is a major wanna be rob zombie kook




this next guy is actually in my friend circle and he's actually a pretty interesting guy and i like his marketing/image. never a dull drink with this guy. his video commercial are actually pretty amazing.



the clip below is probably one of my favorite internet clips of all time, lol

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There’s a guy out here that did a big billboard that looks like an ad for Better Call Saul. Only thing is the guy is trying to look cool and not leaning into the funny at all so it just makes me feel really embarrassed.

[Síota]

Do you guys realize how fuckin bizarre these last few posts are to non American's?