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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2040 on: August 27, 2019, 04:23:00 PM »
Lutzka doing law office commercials...




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« Reply #2041 on: August 27, 2019, 04:25:27 PM »
Do you guys realize how fuckin bizarre these last few posts are to non American's?
This isn’t normal to a lot of us Americans lol. It’s like people trying to stand out from the vast majority of lawyers who are straight up business and I’d say it’s the younger lawyers who are trying to carve out a spot for themselves. I’ve noticed more of this kind of stuff since Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad. A lot of times it’s just a failed attempt at getting attention but I’m sure it probably also works for some. But if I was personally hiring a lawyer I would want someone who is straight up business.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2042 on: August 27, 2019, 04:44:41 PM »
Lutzka doing law office commercials...


Bikers and Def Leopard...……Lutska is so woke

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« Reply #2043 on: August 27, 2019, 05:44:19 PM »
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why have I seen this...


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2044 on: August 27, 2019, 05:49:30 PM »
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Do you guys realize how fuckin bizarre these last few posts are to non American's?
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This isn’t normal to a lot of us Americans lol. It’s like people trying to stand out from the vast majority of lawyers who are straight up business and I’d say it’s the younger lawyers who are trying to carve out a spot for themselves. I’ve noticed more of this kind of stuff since Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad. A lot of times it’s just a failed attempt at getting attention but I’m sure it probably also works for some. But if I was personally hiring a lawyer I would want someone who is straight up business.

austin is know for weirdos, much less than it used to be but there is a culture that not only tolerates but that embraces and encourages people being odd



other cities i travel too don't really seem to have the odd ball vibe as much. however it does seem like lawyers are now feeling like they can be a part of the millennial work vibe and bring their personality to work.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2045 on: August 27, 2019, 05:54:42 PM »
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So did everyone in Jeremy Rogers Neighborhood completely kook it at this point?
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Lamare Hemmings is still core as fuck.


  Hey played me a game as a young grom, he was not much older but much less grom. At the orange county Vans park at the block shopping center. The one wit the combi bowl.   Take away is I got smoked, but as a young 8th grader after learning who the fuck he was I had a cool guy story to tell my smalltown homies.

Edit; less cool guy, I shit my pants a little due to my visiting disneyland diet.  Got some new knickers and seen some crazy boardslides in the bowl before I left. Wish I knew who was shredding the bowl at that moment.  They seemed pretty pro.   Sorry to disrail, I got no embarassing pro posts. Just hvent heard Lemare's name in a minute.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2046 on: August 27, 2019, 05:59:46 PM »
attorneys in austin are all over the place with their image

this david komie guy is a major wanna be rob zombie kook




this next guy is actually in my friend circle and he's actually a pretty interesting guy and i like his marketing/image. never a dull drink with this guy. his video commercial are actually pretty amazing.



the clip below is probably one of my favorite internet clips of all time, lol



Wow. These are amazing.

Adam seems like a person who would have wild stories, but I'm still not sure I'd want him representing me.

https://www.statesman.com/NEWS/20170920/Austin-attorney-Adam-Reposa-gets-six-months-in-jail-for-contempt

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2047 on: August 28, 2019, 02:43:41 AM »
Do you guys realize how fuckin bizarre these last few posts are to non American's?

I was thinking the same thing. Where I am, law is pretty square, guys wearing suits etc. I was about to ask if there's doctors rocking a similar vibe but then I remembered the whole medical weed thing. I wish my doctor would prescribe me weed
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« Reply #2048 on: August 28, 2019, 03:07:55 AM »
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Lutzka doing law office commercials...


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Who the hell is the target audience for this ad? What 60 year old Harley rider subscribes to Lutzka's IG?

And, who the fuck gets legal advice from a "firm" that has the same marketing strategy as Monster Energy? I can't imagine that a lawyer who needs to hire promotional floosies and sponsors shitty concerts is all that great in the courtroom.


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I bought a motorcycle around 2014. I just wanted to ride around in the desert by myself and feel like the Emerica wild ride shit. Very quickly I learned that most people who ride are like the bikers on South Park. I mean I just never paid attention to the people into bikes until I had one and you realize it’s all for attention. I Hate when people wear dumb shit when they are riding to get people’s attention like Cookie Monster helmets or wear a suit because they think they the clash in styles makes them unique. Soon after I started riding my friend got a bike and would do and post shit like that. It was so lame I hated it. I pretty much never rode with anyone besides myself. Rode through a national park in the desert at night by myself once. It was so dope. You felt like you were flying because everything to the sides of you were pitch black.

Sold it almost 2 years ago because I moved, I outgrew the bike and I could actually afford a nice car for the first time in my life. Riding is fun but things got hairy once or twice being deep in the desert in close to 120 degree weather.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2049 on: August 28, 2019, 03:32:07 AM »
Do you guys realize how fuckin bizarre these last few posts are to non American's?

I’m glad it’s weird to you. It’s weird to a lot of us too. About 20 years or so ago Harley’s started showing up everywhere and the riders were all old, white, middle aged, suburban men. They started dressing in head to toe Harley clothes and thought they were tough. The lawyers came soon after. Every town has a commercial for the “lawyers who ride.” There’s one called Law Tigers and they dress like a motorcycle club in their tv commercials. It’s just a rite of passage for the viagra crowd now.

Ever heard of blues lawyers? It’s the same thing just with Harleys instead of old Les Pauls.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2050 on: August 28, 2019, 03:39:23 AM »
How about bird law? I feel like it too should have such enthusiastic representation across USA with lawyers dressings as bald eagles

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2051 on: August 29, 2019, 04:51:51 AM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2052 on: August 29, 2019, 05:23:13 AM »
I thought it said “fRaith” at first....
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« Reply #2053 on: August 29, 2019, 10:01:41 AM »
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Do you guys realize how fuckin bizarre these last few posts are to non American's?
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I’m glad it’s weird to you. It’s weird to a lot of us too. About 20 years or so ago Harley’s started showing up everywhere and the riders were all old, white, middle aged, suburban men. They started dressing in head to toe Harley clothes and thought they were tough. The lawyers came soon after. Every town has a commercial for the “lawyers who ride.” There’s one called Law Tigers and they dress like a motorcycle club in their tv commercials. It’s just a rite of passage for the viagra crowd now.

Ever heard of blues lawyers? It’s the same thing just with Harleys instead of old Les Pauls.
Oh my god law tigers lol. Their saying is like “California’s Motorcycle Lawyers!” I went on a road trip a couple years ago and it said the same shit in Nevada and Utah. A minor thing but it always makes me laugh when I see the billboards now.

I’m so glad I didn’t turn into a douche bag when I had my bike. It was to me what dirt bikes were as a kid. Not a lifestyle. Just something fun.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2054 on: August 29, 2019, 11:50:55 AM »
Why does his arm say "Fart"?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2055 on: August 29, 2019, 11:55:39 AM »
Faith +1

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« Reply #2056 on: August 29, 2019, 12:44:00 PM »
Did Beebs get a throat tat?

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« Reply #2057 on: August 29, 2019, 12:56:32 PM »
Yeah, did you miss the whole engagement-thing? It was fantastic!

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« Reply #2058 on: August 29, 2019, 01:02:11 PM »
Yeah, did you miss the whole engagement-thing? It was fantastic!
Im embarrassed to say I've been watching what happens on the 'Biebel Show' since that day... I havn't seen her on his stories once since then.

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« Reply #2059 on: August 29, 2019, 02:25:41 PM »
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Yeah, did you miss the whole engagement-thing? It was fantastic!
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Im embarrassed to say I've been watching what happens on the 'Biebel Show' since that day... I havn't seen her on his stories once since then.

this sounds hlariously cringey. what did I miss?

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« Reply #2060 on: August 29, 2019, 03:45:03 PM »
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Yeah, did you miss the whole engagement-thing? It was fantastic!
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Im embarrassed to say I've been watching what happens on the 'Biebel Show' since that day... I havn't seen her on his stories once since then.
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this sounds hlariously cringey. what did I miss?
Biebel was posting his vacation getaway with a women who was the personification of plastic surgery and cigarette butts. Which was all fun and games, until he ended the trip with a chest/neck tattoo possibly of her name and insta story saying "She said yes".
Since then I don't think he's mentioned her on his instagram and seems to continue to be with new chicks every other day.

It's a good show.

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Yeah, did you miss the whole engagement-thing? It was fantastic!
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Im embarrassed to say I've been watching what happens on the 'Biebel Show' since that day... I havn't seen her on his stories once since then.
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this sounds hlariously cringey. what did I miss?
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Biebel was posting his vacation getaway with a women who was the personification of plastic surgery and cigarette butts. Which was all fun and games, until he ended the trip with a chest/neck tattoo possibly of her name and insta story saying "She said yes".
Since then I don't think he's mentioned her on his instagram and seems to continue to be with new chicks every other day.

It's a good show.

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=106393.60

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2062 on: August 29, 2019, 05:06:11 PM »
#beardsandtattoos Holy shit.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2063 on: August 29, 2019, 05:46:48 PM »
Did Beebs get a throat tat?

Biebs: If you're spending 2 1/2 hours on leg day, you are overtraining.

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« Reply #2064 on: August 29, 2019, 05:48:27 PM »
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Did Beebs get a throat tat?

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Biebs: If you're spending 2 1/2 hours on leg day, you are overtraining.
yes, because logic is clearly Biebs' forte

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« Reply #2065 on: August 29, 2019, 06:01:50 PM »
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Did Beebs get a throat tat?

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Biebs: If you're spending 2 1/2 hours on leg day, you are overtraining.

False. 2 1/2 hours ain’t shit especially on leg day.

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« Reply #2066 on: August 29, 2019, 06:05:20 PM »
#beardsandtattoos Holy shit.
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« Reply #2067 on: August 29, 2019, 06:07:49 PM »
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Rhino showing Home Depot who's "Boss"  ::)


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Wow. That's embarrassing. Also, $150 lawnmowers are a real thing?
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this made me laugh - i had to revisit this buffoonery , more funny then the nakel one


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2068 on: August 29, 2019, 09:08:03 PM »
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attorneys in austin are all over the place with their image

this david komie guy is a major wanna be rob zombie kook




this next guy is actually in my friend circle and he's actually a pretty interesting guy and i like his marketing/image. never a dull drink with this guy. his video commercial are actually pretty amazing.



the clip below is probably one of my favorite internet clips of all time, lol


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Wow. These are amazing.

Adam seems like a person who would have wild stories, but I'm still not sure I'd want him representing me.

https://www.statesman.com/NEWS/20170920/Austin-attorney-Adam-Reposa-gets-six-months-in-jail-for-contempt
Part of me wants to make an Adam Reposa sig in response to the Ronnie Deutch gang but I think I'd be fucking with forces I don't yet understand.
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« Reply #2069 on: August 29, 2019, 11:15:19 PM »
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attorneys in austin are all over the place with their image

this david komie guy is a major wanna be rob zombie kook




this next guy is actually in my friend circle and he's actually a pretty interesting guy and i like his marketing/image. never a dull drink with this guy. his video commercial are actually pretty amazing.



the clip below is probably one of my favorite internet clips of all time, lol


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Wow. These are amazing.

Adam seems like a person who would have wild stories, but I'm still not sure I'd want him representing me.

https://www.statesman.com/NEWS/20170920/Austin-attorney-Adam-Reposa-gets-six-months-in-jail-for-contempt
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Part of me wants to make an Adam Reposa sig in response to the Ronnie Deutch gang but I think I'd be fucking with forces I don't yet understand.
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