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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2280 on: October 21, 2019, 04:12:05 AM »
Why doesn't she get more opportunities, like the other, way wacker girls on instagram are getting?

Not fair!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2281 on: October 21, 2019, 05:14:25 AM »
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i’ve always wondered how dwindle separates the darkstar look from the blind look. my guess is they flip a coin to see which team jason thurtle will ride for.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2282 on: October 29, 2019, 11:43:08 AM »
9/11 was a national tragedy

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2283 on: October 29, 2019, 11:49:16 AM »
Any brand Dane Vaughn is associated with is going places baby!

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« Reply #2284 on: October 29, 2019, 12:17:53 PM »
Any brand Dane Vaughn is associated with is going places baby!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2285 on: October 29, 2019, 12:29:26 PM »


"A little slower next time, you almost had it!"

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2286 on: October 29, 2019, 12:55:26 PM »
lame instagram posts by pros

Let's leave the maybe deluded, maybe next-level trolling types to another thread.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2287 on: October 29, 2019, 01:23:29 PM »
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if you wear cardigans over shirts you have transitioned into the lamest form of an "adult". whack

I cannot stress this enough
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Seriously, I was about to say, did dude just get back from the country club and run into Jonah Hill? Looks super rad bro.

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there are no pros on this entire last page
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here's some browsing thru a pro's instagram page.



The caption quickly goes from Suciu clickbait to..... wait for it.......



#thrasher #xgames #theberrics
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lol, let the man live

it's not that lame
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I don't know. That books sounds a little...lame. Let's go to the tape:

The Greatest Salesman in the World is a book, written by Og Mandino, that serves as a guide to a philosophy of salesmanship, and success, telling the story of Hafid, a poor camel boy who achieves a life of abundance...If Mandino's suggested reading structure is followed, it would take about 10 months to read the book. The instructions are to read Scroll I ( Chapter 8 ) three times a day for thirty days straight. Only after completing the thirty days of reading Scroll I, should you continue to Scroll II (Chapter 9) and so forth through Scroll X (Chapter 17)...Scrolls include "I will Form Good Habits and Become their Slave", "Master Your Emotions", "Multiply Your Value Every Day"...Actor Matthew McConaughey cited this book as having changed his life.


This is getting dangerously close to Mikey Taylor inspirational post territory.

That said OG Mandino sounds like a fresh 90s rapper.

I met OG Mandino's grandson once on 03. We chilled for a weekend. Dude was scary. Tiny.. but scary. Like gangster hillbilly. For real. lol

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2288 on: October 29, 2019, 02:32:45 PM »
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Blind
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https://blindskateboards.com/team
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i’ve always wondered how dwindle separates the darkstar look from the blind look. my guess is they flip a coin to see which team jason thurtle will ride for.

Is he not thurtly enough for the thurtle club?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2289 on: October 29, 2019, 10:25:21 PM »
Just checked Dane Vaughn's page. His art isn't much better than Ham's.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2290 on: October 31, 2019, 10:11:21 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2291 on: October 31, 2019, 10:13:45 PM »


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2292 on: October 31, 2019, 10:16:39 PM »
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at least he wore knee pads
Good on him. I hope I can eat a cup of soup at his age.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2293 on: October 31, 2019, 10:46:08 PM »
That Tony Hawk flip out was dope. I can get behind that.
Is it true?  Or did you read it on the slap message board?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2294 on: October 31, 2019, 10:46:26 PM »



Ah, whatever. At least Tony is still out there skating, doing his thing. Dude obviously loves to skate.  He's like that old uncle everyone knows that still does wheelies on their motorbike to be cool, even though they're 65 and a fall from doing one would fuck them up pretty bad.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2295 on: November 01, 2019, 08:03:46 AM »
Dude's flipping around out of a vert ramp at 50??  Super rad.
people who refuse to use apple products can blow my fucking stupid hog

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2296 on: November 01, 2019, 08:17:30 AM »
Dude's flipping around out of a vert ramp at 50??  Super rad.

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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« Reply #2297 on: November 01, 2019, 08:24:06 AM »
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at least he wore knee pads
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Good on him. I hope I can eat a cup of soup at his age.



same shit different year haha


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2298 on: November 01, 2019, 09:58:29 AM »
You won't be laughing when Tony does that upside down on the loop.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2299 on: November 01, 2019, 10:00:43 AM »
You guys are gonna applaud Daewon for doing some of the dorkiest click-bait shit imaginable but sneer at Tony for doing a frontflip fly-out?
Ha SLAP's resident libtard and NY pro cocksucker.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2300 on: November 01, 2019, 10:06:13 AM »
You guys are gonna applaud Daewon for doing some of the dorkiest click-bait shit imaginable but sneer at Tony for doing a frontflip fly-out?
Haha
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2301 on: November 02, 2019, 12:00:40 AM »
Aruba finally admitting he sucks.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2302 on: November 02, 2019, 02:35:35 AM »
oh, boy that photo is so incredibly underwhelming. although, to be fair, there is really no angle that capture the length of the ollie and the gnarliness of the hill bomb

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« Reply #2303 on: November 02, 2019, 04:21:36 AM »
oh, boy that photo is so incredibly underwhelming. although, to be fair, there is really no angle that capture the length of the ollie and the gnarliness of the hill bomb
I’ve searched but can’t find a photo of Coco Santiago doing something really similar and it’s a much better angle.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2304 on: November 02, 2019, 05:44:14 AM »
that atiba photo looks like it was taken by some trust fund art school girl civilian with a DSLR walking around SF looking for "edgy subject matter" in 2019.

people get paid for the dumbest shit

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2305 on: November 02, 2019, 07:13:02 AM »
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oh, boy that photo is so incredibly underwhelming. although, to be fair, there is really no angle that capture the length of the ollie and the gnarliness of the hill bomb
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I’ve searched but can’t find a photo of Coco Santiago doing something really similar and it’s a much better angle.
This?

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« Reply #2306 on: November 03, 2019, 06:01:02 AM »
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oh, boy that photo is so incredibly underwhelming. although, to be fair, there is really no angle that capture the length of the ollie and the gnarliness of the hill bomb
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I’ve searched but can’t find a photo of Coco Santiago doing something really similar and it’s a much better angle.
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This?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2307 on: November 03, 2019, 06:09:41 AM »



Damn Tony, that’s hectic at that age. Flipping out of vert at 50  :o

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2308 on: November 03, 2019, 06:56:49 AM »
Aruba blew it

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2309 on: November 03, 2019, 07:46:59 AM »
To be fair, his angle of Kadeem’s boardslide was better than the filmers