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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2310 on: November 03, 2019, 09:11:36 AM »
oh, boy that photo is so incredibly underwhelming. although, to be fair, there is really no angle that capture the length of the ollie and the gnarliness of the hill bomb

A side angle might help...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2311 on: November 03, 2019, 09:21:02 AM »
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oh, boy that photo is so incredibly underwhelming. although, to be fair, there is really no angle that capture the length of the ollie and the gnarliness of the hill bomb
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I’ve searched but can’t find a photo of Coco Santiago doing something really similar and it’s a much better angle.
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This?
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByIbu1DF53L/?igshid=1gep57ayazv1a
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Yes!

Too much traffic for that angle,  probably would've ended up like this

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« Reply #2312 on: November 03, 2019, 09:36:26 AM »
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oh, boy that photo is so incredibly underwhelming. although, to be fair, there is really no angle that capture the length of the ollie and the gnarliness of the hill bomb
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I’ve searched but can’t find a photo of Coco Santiago doing something really similar and it’s a much better angle.
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This?
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByIbu1DF53L/?igshid=1gep57ayazv1a
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Yes!
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Too much traffic for that angle,  probably would've ended up like this



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2313 on: November 03, 2019, 08:31:14 PM »
"Bake me a pie of love" - Steve Winwood


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2314 on: November 03, 2019, 09:43:08 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4bhf7ChRzq/

Unrelated to what you posted, I felt compelled to let you know that I sing "Bake me a pie of love" every time I hear Higher Love playing somewhere.  Your sig has changed me forever.  My wife thinks I'm losing my mind every time I tell her to listen closely and she'll hear it as well.
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« Reply #2315 on: November 03, 2019, 10:31:58 PM »

Unrelated to what you posted, I felt compelled to let you know that I sing "Bake me a pie of love" every time I hear Higher Love playing somewhere.  Your sig has changed me forever.  My wife thinks I'm losing my mind every time I tell her to listen closely and she'll hear it as well.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2316 on: November 04, 2019, 12:57:36 AM »

Unrelated to what you posted, I felt compelled to let you know that I sing "Bake me a pie of love" every time I hear Higher Love playing somewhere.  Your sig has changed me forever.  My wife thinks I'm losing my mind every time I tell her to listen closely and she'll hear it as well.

Haha yes! I have also benefited from your sig too!! I've since spread the word to the true lyrics and things got pretty awkward when a friend used it at his wedding just prior to them exchanging their vows
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2317 on: November 04, 2019, 09:42:27 AM »
Actually kind of on the fence whether this is lame or awesome, but SAD posted a picture of himself eating pussy last night.


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« Reply #2318 on: November 04, 2019, 09:52:30 AM »
That looks like Forrest Edwards eating out Nyjah. :-[

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« Reply #2319 on: November 04, 2019, 10:53:14 AM »
Actually kind of on the fence whether this is lame or awesome, but SAD posted a picture of himself eating pussy last night.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2320 on: November 04, 2019, 11:19:34 AM »
sad is a great follow, but his life was so depressing I had to unfollow.  I am going to re follow

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« Reply #2321 on: November 04, 2019, 01:53:46 PM »
Unrelated to what you posted, I felt compelled to let you know that I sing "Bake me a pie of love" every time I hear Higher Love playing somewhere.  Your sig has changed me forever.  My wife thinks I'm losing my mind every time I tell her to listen closely and she'll hear it as well.

Haha yes! I have also benefited from your sig too!! I've since spread the word to the true lyrics and things got pretty awkward when a friend used it at his wedding just prior to them exchanging their vows

This made my day. Someone told me about it years ago and I always love to imagine that Steve is singing about sweet sweet love-filled pies. Your friend actually said it at his wedding?
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"Bake me a pie of love" - Steve Winwood


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2322 on: November 04, 2019, 03:13:27 PM »
That SAD pic should be in the lifestyle hammers thread. Speaking of witch, does anybody still have the pic of Smolik eating vag and throwing up the sk8mafia sign?
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« Reply #2323 on: November 04, 2019, 03:20:32 PM »
I guess that coco photo could be underwhelming if you’ve never been to SF

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« Reply #2324 on: November 04, 2019, 03:36:38 PM »
If only SAD would have thrown up those hands ala Smolik

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2325 on: November 05, 2019, 09:28:12 PM »
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Unrelated to what you posted, I felt compelled to let you know that I sing "Bake me a pie of love" every time I hear Higher Love playing somewhere.  Your sig has changed me forever.  My wife thinks I'm losing my mind every time I tell her to listen closely and she'll hear it as well.
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Haha yes! I have also benefited from your sig too!! I've since spread the word to the true lyrics and things got pretty awkward when a friend used it at his wedding just prior to them exchanging their vows
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This made my day. Someone told me about it years ago and I always love to imagine that Steve is singing about sweet sweet love-filled pies. Your friend actually said it at his wedding?

Nah they played the song and I snickered. Other people also knew the true lyrics too so the pie of love was shared.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2326 on: November 09, 2019, 06:56:04 PM »
Looks like Braydon is a full blown actor now.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4pvzR0liH-/

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2327 on: November 09, 2019, 06:58:39 PM »
hahaha I wouldnt be so quick to call him that

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2328 on: November 09, 2019, 08:31:33 PM »
My Next Pass. He looks like a mashup of Neen and Dennis the Menace on heroin.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2329 on: November 25, 2019, 11:40:23 AM »
On Wennings story right now he’s thanking DC and people who bought the Lynx while sitting on the toilet taking a dumpand throws about $2,000 on the floor. Someone screen record it before it’s down. https://instagram.com/brianwenning732?igshid=5qcgpiaw3673

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« Reply #2330 on: November 25, 2019, 11:53:32 AM »
On Wennings story right now he’s thanking DC and people who bought the Lynx while sitting on the toilet taking a dumpand throws about $2,000 on the floor. Someone screen record it before it’s down. https://instagram.com/brianwenning732?igshid=5qcgpiaw3673
imagine being almost 40 and posting a video of yourself throwing on the bathroom floor what should be a modest sum of money to you at that age.



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2331 on: November 25, 2019, 11:55:43 AM »
Idk if it’s been noted Strobeck has titled that wall people pose in front of my lovely mess. And due to his insistence to put it in quotations like it is the title of an art piece, coupled with his insistence to put his entire captions in quotations because he is an artist quoting himself, it has become apparent he doesn’t understand how to grammatically handle a quote within a quote.
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« Reply #2332 on: November 25, 2019, 04:28:56 PM »
Idk if it’s been noted Strobeck has titled that wall people pose in front of my lovely mess. And due to his insistence to put it in quotations like it is the title of an art piece, coupled with his insistence to put his entire captions in quotations because he is an artist quoting himself, it has become apparent he doesn’t understand how to grammatically handle a quote within a quote.
Fat Bill is a quote-unquote "douche."

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« Reply #2333 on: November 25, 2019, 04:34:29 PM »
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Idk if it’s been noted Strobeck has titled that wall people pose in front of my lovely mess. And due to his insistence to put it in quotations like it is the title of an art piece, coupled with his insistence to put his entire captions in quotations because he is an artist quoting himself, it has become apparent he doesn’t understand how to grammatically handle a quote within a quote.
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Fat Bill is a quote-unquote "douche."

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« Reply #2334 on: November 25, 2019, 04:39:40 PM »
douche bill is also fat

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« Reply #2335 on: November 25, 2019, 04:59:39 PM »

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« Reply #2336 on: November 25, 2019, 07:47:40 PM »
Played it for under ten seconds. Leticia's whole account might as well be in this thread.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2337 on: November 26, 2019, 12:32:35 AM »
I really dislike her...but my heat seeking moisture missile REALLY likes her.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2338 on: November 26, 2019, 05:05:51 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0RulPEnPI2/?igshid=cj2ax3s698r8

But the yeeks in slow motion tho!

Dude every post is a flex, floss, or product promotion.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2339 on: November 26, 2019, 06:45:27 AM »
That looks like Forrest Edwards eating out Nyjah. :-[
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