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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2640 on: March 06, 2020, 01:30:44 PM »
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no need for advanced research prowess of LPQ even a bus-stop ad lawyer can do this one


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kinda sounds like the premise to a Grindline The Band song,
on a related note, anyone here ever use Salba Sauce as slang for jizz?

Jesus. I read that whole FB thread and I learned that Malba is a meth head and not one of his friends can write a coherent sentence. Lots of good intentions, no ability to express it.

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« Reply #2641 on: March 09, 2020, 03:05:59 PM »


Nak liked my comment. Wonder if he's actually down though cuz I'm really tryna vibe it out in a big smoke circle with him.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2642 on: March 09, 2020, 04:13:08 PM »


Fuck, this is the most white person, first world problems, LA Fairfax snob bullshit I've ever seen. Don Deluca is fucking nuts. Parking and traffic for this skate shop sucks dick anyway. Go to Kingswell or anywhere else. I feel bad for the homies that skate for him. Yikes.

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« Reply #2643 on: March 09, 2020, 04:22:43 PM »
'it was Dom Deluca, whiskey, me and a girl from class to touch'

cliffhanger, i need to know if she lost her job Monday or is Dom spitting hollow threat?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2644 on: March 09, 2020, 05:56:52 PM »
Hahaha he's donated to PETA. Joke's on you Dom.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2645 on: March 09, 2020, 06:04:17 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2646 on: March 09, 2020, 06:19:47 PM »
Hahaha he's donated THOUSANDS to PETA. Joke's on you Dom.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2647 on: March 09, 2020, 06:47:54 PM »
I fancy myself as someone who knows a lot about skateboarding, and I have never heard of Dom DeLuca before last year and have no idea why he's more special than everyone else who owns a skate shop.

Is he just another dude who dipped his toe in popular culture and the skate world is all over his nuts?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2648 on: March 09, 2020, 07:12:46 PM »
I fancy myself as someone who knows a lot about skateboarding, and I have never heard of Dom DeLuca before last year and have no idea why he's more special than everyone else who owns a skate shop.

Is he just another dude who dipped his toe in popular culture and the skate world is all over his nuts?
he's touched the bass player of Anthrax so from jump he's got that going for him.
your guess is as good as mine but i like that he called out Supreme.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2649 on: March 09, 2020, 09:38:27 PM »
I fancy myself as someone who knows a lot about skateboarding, and I have never heard of Dom DeLuca before last year and have no idea why he's more special than everyone else who owns a skate shop.

Is he just another dude who dipped his toe in popular culture and the skate world is all over his nuts?
Something about him being a pioneer in being one of the first to sell street wear or some shit is why he’s famous or whatever you want to call it. He opened his shop in the early 2000’s and it was a cool place to shop for LA socialites and celebrities. He used that to hook up skateboarders. I met him a couple times and I think he was only nice to me because I was friends with the girl who managed the shop
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2650 on: March 09, 2020, 09:54:35 PM »
Is Nick Merlino okay

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2651 on: March 09, 2020, 09:56:59 PM »


Lmafo!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2652 on: March 09, 2020, 10:04:09 PM »
#salmon. What a downgrade from Lululemon.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2653 on: March 09, 2020, 10:40:12 PM »
does this guy even skate anymore?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2654 on: March 09, 2020, 10:40:29 PM »
Don't know how I've survived this long without high performance shorts. Anyone got the stats on how high you can ollie in those bad boys?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2655 on: March 09, 2020, 11:55:22 PM »
Don't know how I've survived this long without high performance shorts. Anyone got the stats on how high you can ollie in those bad boys?
He said 10000 us teaspoon.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2656 on: March 10, 2020, 04:32:19 AM »
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Where's his penis?
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not present..."I was in the pool!"
If Nick is anything like me then his dingus retracts all the way into his body when flaccid.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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« Reply #2657 on: March 10, 2020, 04:50:38 AM »
I’d start a “cool instagram posts by pros” thread but shit would fizzle out within days...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2658 on: March 10, 2020, 06:08:14 AM »


Lmafo!
I'm picturing him doing this at a Deathwish demo.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2659 on: March 10, 2020, 11:01:34 PM »
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Lmafo!
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I'm picturing him doing this at a Deathwish demo.


What in the actual fuck was that...is neen into CrossFit now...damn son

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2660 on: March 10, 2020, 11:24:01 PM »
Speaking of lame Instagram posts, Who was the culprit that discovered that pic of J-Lay in the shower, with soap-suds all over his boner, and leaked it online?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2661 on: March 11, 2020, 06:58:13 AM »
that was probably just God doing us a solid

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2662 on: March 11, 2020, 07:02:48 AM »
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Lmafo!
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I'm picturing him doing this at a Deathwish demo.
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What in the actual fuck was that...is neen into CrossFit now...damn son
He most definitely is.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2663 on: March 11, 2020, 08:29:13 AM »
Speaking of lame Instagram posts, Who was the culprit that discovered that pic of J-Lay in the shower, with soap-suds all over his boner, and leaked it online?

Pretty sure he said some girl he dated leaked it for some reason

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2664 on: March 11, 2020, 08:47:15 AM »


Lmafo!



I'll stick with my tried and true cut of jean shorts, thank you very much.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2665 on: March 11, 2020, 11:39:48 AM »
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Lmafo!
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I'll stick with my tried and true cut of jean shorts, thank you very much.
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It's sort of laughable that you can probably make more money being a low-level sponsored instagram poster/public figure than you can with multiple signature products in the skate world.
I would probably just quit being a pro skateboarder if I started making money off cooking and workout videos.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2666 on: March 11, 2020, 11:55:57 AM »
Neen pops up regularly on Biebel's stories, in between creepy posts of the asses of all the girls he is "training".

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2667 on: March 11, 2020, 01:33:32 PM »
I saw a clip of him heelflip backlip that newly resurrected LA high rail so he's still skating a bit it seems
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2668 on: March 11, 2020, 02:22:01 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2669 on: March 11, 2020, 04:19:06 PM »
Double yikes.