lame instagram posts by pros

[Watson]

Gotta be one of the all time lamest motherfuckers in skateboarding.

[fakie nollie]

hahahaha sick. honestly this next one should be the pilot for a new topic: RAD instagram posts by pros

hahahahahah this motherfucker has it made

He's got to be the worst fucking neighbor to have.

11am: Comes outside naked and starts playing strictly high-pitched guitar solos
11:30am: Begins drinking beer in the pool on a floating duck
12pm: Hammered off 3 beers, slowly whispering "Hell ride!" to himself while listening to Guns n Roses from a casette player, still in the pool on aforementioned floatation device
9pm: Same as 12pm
3am: he crawls into his bed made of shredded newspaper and peeled griptape

Rinse, repeat, Daveed!

EDIT: This has always been one of my favorite videos:

[lemonchicken91]

that interview is hilarious.
the mini guitar and having him in your pocket just shredding all day hahahaha

[duniwayRobber]

Gotta be one of the all time lamest motherfuckers in skateboarding.

But why? Give us the juice mon.

[Jerrys Kid]

EDIT: This has always been one of my favorite videos:

Related to this thread, the Dane Burman video recounts a story where he pretended to be an Australian girl and got Cody Davis to send him a dick pick.

[Davethedavedave]

Gotta be one of the all time lamest motherfuckers in skateboarding.

homeboy is the fonz compared to Mikey Taylor

[tura]

Haha Dane Burman seems like a fuckin' sociopath

[victor doom]

Holy shit I hope he either breaks or looses his fingers so we dont have to see him do the devil horns anymore. No matter how many times you advertise it David, you wont be able to trademark it

[Dr Dew]

Honestly I have nothing but love for David. Dude absolutely shreds, came from total poverty in Colombia, he grinded a 12 flat 12 handrail or som shit. The no comply tres are probably the only hateworthy thing about him in my book

[fakie nollie]

Am I the only one who read this as “Gook”? I literally did not read the caption until now and just thought “oh, how cute, David hates Asians”

[Chumbo]

Am I the only one who read this as “Gook”? I literally did not read the caption until now and just thought “oh, how cute, David hates Asians”

Nope - that was our assumption too. I feel like he’s trolling us by not connecting the loop on the 6. And is 600k really a sign-worthy milestone? 500k I could see. 750k maybe. But this just seems like a bad joke.

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I thought his sign said GOOK at first and was extremely confused hahahah

Like damn daveed is really that pissed at Asians about the corona situation or something?!

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I thought that’s what it said too! I was scrolling through the comments and apparently Ed Templeton read it as that as well.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Am I the only one who read this as “Gook”? I literally did not read the caption until now and just thought “oh, how cute, David hates Asians”

[Mouth]

Definitely what I read...

Maybe that says more about us than him...

[oldbummer]

Am I the only one who read this as “Gook”? I literally did not read the caption until now and just thought “oh, how cute, David hates Asians”

Not all Asians are Vietnamese racist.

[rawr1922]

[poor alice]

How , in any way, is this lame?

[rawr1922]

Spectacular. So lucky , didn't get more hurt.  Thought this turned into a daveed appreciation thread

[SneakySecrets]

Sucks I missed his 8,008th subscriber celebration.

[Zurg]

oh my god, losing it at that daveeed pool guitbox post.

"fuck you! how 'bout that mom!?"

[fakie nollie]

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Am I the only one who read this as “Gook”? I literally did not read the caption until now and just thought “oh, how cute, David hates Asians”

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Not all Asians are Vietnamese racist.

I don't want to die on this hill - you're right, I'm wrong, noted for future use

[Dr Dew]

I think the word originated from American soldiers dehumanizing the Vietnamese during the war (to help rational the horrible shit they had to do?), but it has definitely come to be used as a general slur towards Asians in my opinion.

Also it’s pretty funny that Denzel curry made a song called gook. And then was like “yo I didn’t know it was a racial slur, that’s just what we called weird people at my high school”

[lady fanny]

I think the word originated from American soldiers dehumanizing the Vietnamese during the war (to help rational the horrible shit they had to do?), but it has definitely come to be used as a general slur towards Asians in my opinion.

Also it’s pretty funny that Denzel curry made a song called gook. And then was like “yo I didn’t know it was a racial slur, that’s just what we called weird people at my high school”

to be fair to our servicemen, the Vietnamese were notorious for putting soldiers in bamboo cages, poking them with kabob sticks, stealing watches or other valuables and making you play Russian Roulette.

[tom]

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I think the word originated from American soldiers dehumanizing the Vietnamese during the war (to help rational the horrible shit they had to do?), but it has definitely come to be used as a general slur towards Asians in my opinion.

Also it’s pretty funny that Denzel curry made a song called gook. And then was like “yo I didn’t know it was a racial slur, that’s just what we called weird people at my high school”

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to be fair to our servicemen, the Vietnamese were notorious for putting soldiers in bamboo cages, poking them with kabob sticks, stealing watches or other valuables and making you play Russian Roulette.

did you learn everything you know about the Vietnam war from watching “The Deer Hunter”?

[Ultra Karen]

To be fair to the Vietnamese people, let’s not forget the My Lai Massacre.

[whaaaaat]

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I think the word originated from American soldiers dehumanizing the Vietnamese during the war (to help rational the horrible shit they had to do?), but it has definitely come to be used as a general slur towards Asians in my opinion.

Also it’s pretty funny that Denzel curry made a song called gook. And then was like “yo I didn’t know it was a racial slur, that’s just what we called weird people at my high school”

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to be fair to our servicemen, the Vietnamese were notorious for putting soldiers in bamboo cages, poking them with kabob sticks, stealing watches or other valuables and making you play Russian Roulette.

[close]

did you learn everything you know about the Vietnam war from watching “The Deer Hunter”?

Yeah,  we're opening a can of worms here.  But "to be fair" our servicemen had no fucking business being there to begin with and left 2 million dead civilians in their wake.  Sorry about that watch tho!

[Kylo Send]

His responses to the comments confirms he has the worst personality. What's his deeper argument here? Maybe not racist as he claims, but an arrogant prick? I think he's racist and trolling.

[Vomit Lust]

The word “gook” was originally used for Koreans.

Daveed May be corny, but he rips and I’d kill for that backyard set up he’s got.

[authentic_creed_bratton]

goddamnit lady fanny sucks so bad

[lady fanny]

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I think the word originated from American soldiers dehumanizing the Vietnamese during the war (to help rational the horrible shit they had to do?), but it has definitely come to be used as a general slur towards Asians in my opinion.

Also it’s pretty funny that Denzel curry made a song called gook. And then was like “yo I didn’t know it was a racial slur, that’s just what we called weird people at my high school”

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to be fair to our servicemen, the Vietnamese were notorious for putting soldiers in bamboo cages, poking them with kabob sticks, stealing watches or other valuables and making you play Russian Roulette.

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did you learn everything you know about the Vietnam war from watching “The Deer Hunter”?

Pulp Fiction too. nobody remembers the watch scene?

[Alois Hitler Jr.]