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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4920 on: January 08, 2021, 09:33:47 AM »
t-funk may suck, but it's a fucking can on the ground in a neighborhood. it's not going to get stuck on a sea turtle's neck. caring about litter this much is definitely taking your eyes off the prize of actual issues

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4921 on: January 08, 2021, 10:26:47 AM »
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« Reply #4922 on: January 08, 2021, 12:13:55 PM »
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This is so lame.

I hate littering and this little cunt


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This was not that cool. The guy filming was more intense than whatever Tfunk was doing.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4923 on: January 08, 2021, 02:35:45 PM »
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dude sucks,but is good at skating. end of story. kind of how evan smith is good at skating but also does things like sleeps on thousands of spiders never shower and eat actual dog fecess bc he thinks its edgy, most people getting paid to skateboard are fucking braindead one way or another. nothing new

if elissa is willing to call you out in an article in 2020, youre probably a fucking idiot. gardner too, that kid is one of the nicest dudes on earth.


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Broken telephone on here is always hilarious. Elissa said "I don't know T funk that well but my niece said "Tfunk is mean". 2 years later you guys are to lazy to look shit up and it turns into "Elissa calling out TFUNK in the Bible".
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4924 on: January 08, 2021, 05:23:41 PM »
t-funk may suck, but it's a fucking can on the ground in a neighborhood. it's not going to get stuck on a sea turtle's neck. caring about litter this much is definitely taking your eyes off the prize of actual issues

It's definitely not. It shows a complete lack of respect for yourself and those around you.

It doesn't matter if it makes onto a turtles neck.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4925 on: January 08, 2021, 06:27:16 PM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4926 on: January 08, 2021, 06:35:27 PM »
high school bully cosplay
This is so lame.

I hate littering and this little cunt

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4927 on: January 08, 2021, 06:37:49 PM »
high school bully cosplay

Agreed

tricks selection also pretty sus

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4928 on: January 08, 2021, 06:59:12 PM »
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dude sucks,but is good at skating. end of story. kind of how evan smith is good at skating but also does things like sleeps on thousands of spiders never shower and eat actual dog fecess bc he thinks its edgy, most people getting paid to skateboard are fucking braindead one way or another. nothing new

if elissa is willing to call you out in an article in 2020, youre probably a fucking idiot. gardner too, that kid is one of the nicest dudes on earth.


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Broken telephone on here is always hilarious. Elissa said "I don't know T funk that well but my niece said "Tfunk is mean". 2 years later you guys are to lazy to look shit up and it turns into "Elissa calling out TFUNK in the Bible".
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lol kid sucks get off his dick lil man



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« Reply #4929 on: January 08, 2021, 08:06:00 PM »
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dude sucks,but is good at skating. end of story. kind of how evan smith is good at skating but also does things like sleeps on thousands of spiders never shower and eat actual dog fecess bc he thinks its edgy, most people getting paid to skateboard are fucking braindead one way or another. nothing new

if elissa is willing to call you out in an article in 2020, youre probably a fucking idiot. gardner too, that kid is one of the nicest dudes on earth.


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Broken telephone on here is always hilarious. Elissa said "I don't know T funk that well but my niece said "Tfunk is mean". 2 years later you guys are to lazy to look shit up and it turns into "Elissa calling out TFUNK in the Bible".
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lol kid sucks get off his dick lil man



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4930 on: January 09, 2021, 06:56:58 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/stories/eli__reed/2482639407124290374/

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« Reply #4931 on: January 09, 2021, 07:05:38 AM »

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« Reply #4932 on: January 09, 2021, 07:12:00 AM »
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dude sucks,but is good at skating. end of story. kind of how evan smith is good at skating but also does things like sleeps on thousands of spiders never shower and eat actual dog fecess bc he thinks its edgy, most people getting paid to skateboard are fucking braindead one way or another. nothing new

if elissa is willing to call you out in an article in 2020, youre probably a fucking idiot. gardner too, that kid is one of the nicest dudes on earth.


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Broken telephone on here is always hilarious. Elissa said "I don't know T funk that well but my niece said "Tfunk is mean". 2 years later you guys are to lazy to look shit up and it turns into "Elissa calling out TFUNK in the Bible".
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lol kid sucks get off his dick lil man



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If Eli reed posting that Spencer’s giftshop tshirt type meme is so sick.
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« Reply #4933 on: January 09, 2021, 08:00:34 AM »
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dude sucks,but is good at skating. end of story. kind of how evan smith is good at skating but also does things like sleeps on thousands of spiders never shower and eat actual dog fecess bc he thinks its edgy, most people getting paid to skateboard are fucking braindead one way or another. nothing new

if elissa is willing to call you out in an article in 2020, youre probably a fucking idiot. gardner too, that kid is one of the nicest dudes on earth.


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Broken telephone on here is always hilarious. Elissa said "I don't know T funk that well but my niece said "Tfunk is mean". 2 years later you guys are to lazy to look shit up and it turns into "Elissa calling out TFUNK in the Bible".
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lol kid sucks get off his dick lil man



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Hahah you mad lil dude? Go blowtorch a narrow path to a quarterpipe at your local and rockfakie all the bad thoughts away player. 3 seconds in the nose 4 seconds out the mouth hope you got this bud.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4934 on: January 09, 2021, 08:11:21 AM »
About 8 years ago at Pedlow I told a young TFunk he was killing it, and I got the response “Yeah you’ve probably never been here, this is my park”
It’s been great to watch him mature into an adult asshole.
This made me like him more

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4935 on: January 09, 2021, 08:14:21 AM »
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About 8 years ago at Pedlow I told a young TFunk he was killing it, and I got the response “Yeah you’ve probably never been here, this is my park”
It’s been great to watch him mature into an adult asshole.
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This made me like him more
maybe he's a real nice and sensitive person, and just acting hard because he's scared of being hurt emotionally.

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« Reply #4936 on: January 09, 2021, 08:23:06 AM »
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About 8 years ago at Pedlow I told a young TFunk he was killing it, and I got the response “Yeah you’ve probably never been here, this is my park”
It’s been great to watch him mature into an adult asshole.
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This made me like him more
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maybe he's a real nice and sensitive person, and just acting hard because he's scared of being hurt emotionally.

I remember doing that for ten-ish years! (including when I was t-funkenhauser age...)
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« Reply #4937 on: January 09, 2021, 08:41:47 AM »
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About 8 years ago at Pedlow I told a young TFunk he was killing it, and I got the response “Yeah you’ve probably never been here, this is my park”
It’s been great to watch him mature into an adult asshole.
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This made me like him more
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maybe he's a real nice and sensitive person, and just acting hard because he's scared of being hurt emotionally.
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I remember doing that for ten-ish years! (including when I was t-funkenhauser age...)

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« Reply #4938 on: January 09, 2021, 08:44:29 AM »
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About 8 years ago at Pedlow I told a young TFunk he was killing it, and I got the response “Yeah you’ve probably never been here, this is my park”
It’s been great to watch him mature into an adult asshole.
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This made me like him more
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maybe he's a real nice and sensitive person, and just acting hard because he's scared of being hurt emotionally.
I mean... that’s not an unreasonable theory.
One presumes he’s been that tall or shorter, his entire life. Little dude syndrome (or whatever it’s called) is real, and so is the stigma that accompanies a more “compact stature.” Might/could’ve led to a school bully type of offense-as-defense strategy for dealing. Not unheard of.

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« Reply #4939 on: January 09, 2021, 10:47:11 AM »
also it must be really tiresome to have everyone always after your pot o' gold

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« Reply #4940 on: January 09, 2021, 11:34:14 AM »
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dude sucks,but is good at skating. end of story. kind of how evan smith is good at skating but also does things like sleeps on thousands of spiders never shower and eat actual dog fecess bc he thinks its edgy, most people getting paid to skateboard are fucking braindead one way or another. nothing new

if elissa is willing to call you out in an article in 2020, youre probably a fucking idiot. gardner too, that kid is one of the nicest dudes on earth.


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Broken telephone on here is always hilarious. Elissa said "I don't know T funk that well but my niece said "Tfunk is mean". 2 years later you guys are to lazy to look shit up and it turns into "Elissa calling out TFUNK in the Bible".
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I heard Elissa works for a company that repairs broken phones. Pass it on.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4941 on: January 09, 2021, 12:20:56 PM »
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About 8 years ago at Pedlow I told a young TFunk he was killing it, and I got the response “Yeah you’ve probably never been here, this is my park”
It’s been great to watch him mature into an adult asshole.
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This made me like him more
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maybe he's a real nice and sensitive person, and just acting hard because he's scared of being hurt emotionally.
[close]

I remember doing that for ten-ish years! (including when I was t-funkenhauser age...)

FYI It doesn’t work. Trust me on this one.

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« Reply #4942 on: January 09, 2021, 12:45:47 PM »
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About 8 years ago at Pedlow I told a young TFunk he was killing it, and I got the response “Yeah you’ve probably never been here, this is my park”
It’s been great to watch him mature into an adult asshole.
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This made me like him more
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maybe he's a real nice and sensitive person, and just acting hard because he's scared of being hurt emotionally.
[close]
I mean... that’s not an unreasonable theory.
One presumes he’s been that tall or shorter, his entire life. Little dude syndrome (or whatever it’s called) is real, and so is the stigma that accompanies a more “compact stature.” Might/could’ve led to a school bully type of offense-as-defense strategy for dealing. Not unheard of.

I assume you mean relative to his peers but the idea of him possibly having once been taller and then shrinking back down to a shorter height cracked me up for some reason.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4943 on: January 09, 2021, 12:56:07 PM »
Maybe TFunk should go back to acting

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4944 on: January 10, 2021, 03:30:39 PM »
9/11 was a national tragedy

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #4945 on: January 10, 2021, 03:31:34 PM »
This might not be the place for this, but I’d been hyped on the Prime re-issues and recently bought a few Marc McKee boards. This morning I got alerts they were doing a Kris Markovich board just 4 days after the capitol insurrection. Everyone called out Prime’s insta post and they deleted it, but the boards still sold out. I’m having some serious buyer’s remorse about the Colvin/Lee boards I grabbed last week. I indirectly financially supported this happening.


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« Reply #4946 on: January 10, 2021, 04:01:53 PM »
Did Colvin ever end up going to jail/prison for the televised incident he was involved in?...I imagine we're getting to the statute of limitations pretty soon here, if we haven't already passed them.

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« Reply #4947 on: January 10, 2021, 05:12:09 PM »
This might not be the place for this, but I’d been hyped on the Prime re-issues and recently bought a few Marc McKee boards. This morning I got alerts they were doing a Kris Markovich board just 4 days after the capitol insurrection. Everyone called out Prime’s insta post and they deleted it, but the boards still sold out. I’m having some serious buyer’s remorse about the Colvin/Lee boards I grabbed last week. I indirectly financially supported this happening.



Context?

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« Reply #4948 on: January 10, 2021, 05:23:10 PM »
Did Colvin ever end up going to jail/prison for the televised incident he was involved in?...I imagine we're getting to the statute of limitations pretty soon here, if we haven't already passed them.


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