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« Reply #5520 on: February 05, 2021, 02:33:29 AM »
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moses poses entirely too hard considering he’s from vancouver
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Why what's wrong with vancouver?
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nothing, it’s a beautiful and pleasant city which is why i’m suspicious of anyone trying to act tough who’s from there
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Vancouver was pretty different back in the day, there used to be a big Hell's Angels presence, and there was quite a bit of gang violence up until in the early 2010s. Those problems still exist today but to a much smaller degree, and mostly in the suburbs. It's a port town at the end of the day, not all sunshine.

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« Reply #5521 on: February 05, 2021, 03:46:06 AM »
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moses poses entirely too hard considering he’s from vancouver
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Why what's wrong with vancouver?
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nothing, it’s a beautiful and pleasant city which is why i’m suspicious of anyone trying to act tough who’s from there
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Vancouver was pretty different back in the day, there used to be a big Hell's Angels presence, and there was quite a bit of gang violence up until in the early 2010s. Those problems still exist today but to a much smaller degree, and mostly in the suburbs. It's a port town at the end of the day, not all sunshine.

Anywhere and everywhere looks like heaven when you're from the dumpster fire that is America.

I think he means it as a compliment.

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« Reply #5522 on: February 05, 2021, 04:30:09 AM »
this gave me a good chuckle...






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« Reply #5523 on: February 05, 2021, 06:46:11 AM »
That's not lame at all. That's amazing.

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« Reply #5524 on: February 05, 2021, 07:15:00 AM »
He’s still responding to people making fun of him. It gets better. He’s a water walker now.

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« Reply #5525 on: February 05, 2021, 07:31:58 AM »
Anyone have the clip of Jereme talking about getting kicked out of a Nyjah party? At the very end of it he says, "and then I got a BJ." It's hilarious because he's literally Seth Green in Can't Hardly Wait.

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« Reply #5526 on: February 05, 2021, 01:14:47 PM »
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moses poses entirely too hard considering he’s from vancouver
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Why what's wrong with vancouver?
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nothing, it’s a beautiful and pleasant city which is why i’m suspicious of anyone trying to act tough who’s from there
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Vancouver was pretty different back in the day, there used to be a big Hell's Angels presence, and there was quite a bit of gang violence up until in the early 2010s. Those problems still exist today but to a much smaller degree, and mostly in the suburbs. It's a port town at the end of the day, not all sunshine.
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« Reply #5527 on: February 06, 2021, 07:20:22 AM »
nora kills it on the skateboard but instagram deoderant commercials are lame and belong here imo

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« Reply #5528 on: February 06, 2021, 07:32:16 AM »
Anyone have the clip of Jereme talking about getting kicked out of a Nyjah party? At the very end of it he says, "and then I got a BJ." It's hilarious because he's literally Seth Green in Can't Hardly Wait.
Lol I’d actually hang out with Seth from that movie tho
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« Reply #5529 on: February 07, 2021, 02:16:26 PM »
Not sure if this is lame but swipe through this to see size of his shoes

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« Reply #5530 on: February 07, 2021, 02:53:48 PM »
Not sure if this is lame but swipe through this to see size of his shoes



How is it humanly possible to be this cringe

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« Reply #5531 on: February 07, 2021, 04:18:59 PM »
haha holy shit. thats funny.

i bet hes just like a size 6 and skating sample size nines because \m/


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« Reply #5532 on: February 07, 2021, 04:34:10 PM »
Not sure if this is lame but swipe through this to see size of his shoes


So... who’s gonna take it to Insta (like a man) and ask Daveeed what’s up with those flippers he’s got on?

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« Reply #5533 on: February 07, 2021, 05:10:02 PM »
Weirdly giant feet alright but that shirtless selfie haunts me

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« Reply #5534 on: February 07, 2021, 05:21:50 PM »
Maybe instead of big boards or big pants the hot trend in 2021 will be big shoes?

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« Reply #5535 on: February 07, 2021, 05:23:47 PM »
Maybe instead of big boards or big pants the hot trend in 2021 will be big shoes?

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« Reply #5536 on: February 07, 2021, 06:39:20 PM »
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Not sure if this is lame but swipe through this to see size of his shoes


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So... who’s gonna take it to Insta (like a man) and ask Daveeed what’s up with those flippers he’s got on?

Maybe ask WTF is happening with his girl's eyebrows while ya there.

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« Reply #5537 on: February 07, 2021, 06:48:02 PM »
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Not sure if this is lame but swipe through this to see size of his shoes


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So... who’s gonna take it to Insta (like a man) and ask Daveeed what’s up with those flippers he’s got on?
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Maybe ask WTF is happening with his girl's eyebrows while ya there.

she got that fade mang

wtf is up with daveeds feet? has he always worn a size 15?

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« Reply #5538 on: February 07, 2021, 07:44:50 PM »
I like Eli - his love of dancing seems pure and he's been giving free skate lessons to the yutes in Jamaica. But I couldn't help but laugh at his cameo in this video he filmed / edited / guest starred in


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« Reply #5539 on: February 07, 2021, 07:52:18 PM »
I like Eli - his love of dancing seems pure and he's been giving free skate lessons to the yutes in Jamaica. But I couldn't help but laugh at his cameo in this video he filmed / edited / guest starred in



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« Reply #5540 on: February 07, 2021, 08:30:41 PM »
that dudes ability to get cornier and cornier as time goes on amazes me but not in a good way. what a fucking kook.



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« Reply #5541 on: February 07, 2021, 08:34:45 PM »
Can someone explain this part to me...why is he showing off his pots and pans?

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« Reply #5542 on: February 07, 2021, 08:38:48 PM »
Can someone explain this part to me...why is he showing off his pots and pans?

cuz its a nice ass pot

i'd show that shit off too

bet he's cookin some good ass meals with that

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« Reply #5543 on: February 07, 2021, 08:57:37 PM »
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Can someone explain this part to me...why is he showing off his pots and pans?

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cuz its a nice ass pot

i'd show that shit off too

bet he's cookin some good ass meals with that
That Samsung Galaxy chest freezer (?) is a big flex too or maybe it's some sort of generator/power source?
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« Reply #5544 on: February 07, 2021, 09:48:14 PM »
nah thats just an icebox. branding on point




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« Reply #5545 on: February 07, 2021, 11:37:39 PM »
Might be an unpopular opinion but I kinda back this dancing vibe. Definitely something different anyway
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« Reply #5546 on: February 08, 2021, 03:05:06 AM »
nah thats just an icebox. branding on point

But what’s in the icebox? They probably need it to keep the ice cold because Eli brought the heat out.

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« Reply #5547 on: February 08, 2021, 06:47:19 AM »
Can someone explain this part to me...why is he showing off his pots and pans?
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maybe it’s the Jamaican equivalent of flashing guns, “yo, check out how much ital cuisine I and I can make in this pot!”

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« Reply #5548 on: February 08, 2021, 06:53:15 AM »
my guess it’s about cooking, but not food, seen?

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« Reply #5549 on: February 08, 2021, 06:54:53 AM »
Can someone explain this part to me...why is he showing off his pots and pans?


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