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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5700 on: March 18, 2021, 03:38:52 PM »
The upper thigh nijah tat only one guy has to live with it. Why so woke?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5701 on: March 18, 2021, 03:50:44 PM »
Just noticed the stack of Nyjah pics on the chair. Getting a tattoo of a guy and his tattoos makes me laugh

Would have been so sick if he got Nyjah's mom tattooed on there with the shared nip.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5702 on: March 18, 2021, 05:58:28 PM »
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Just noticed the stack of Nyjah pics on the chair. Getting a tattoo of a guy and his tattoos makes me laugh
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Would have been so sick if he got Nyjah's mom tattooed on there with the shared nip.

Haha. That is a full send

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5703 on: March 18, 2021, 07:09:19 PM »
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Just noticed the stack of Nyjah pics on the chair. Getting a tattoo of a guy and his tattoos makes me laugh
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Would have been so sick if he got Nyjah's mom tattooed on there with the shared nip.
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Haha. That is a full send

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5704 on: March 18, 2021, 07:15:00 PM »
everytime he nuts hes gonna see nyjah looking up at him.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5705 on: March 18, 2021, 08:30:15 PM »
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more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless



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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5706 on: March 18, 2021, 08:50:55 PM »
We used to skate on a sculpture by Henry Moore. Good times.

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« Reply #5707 on: March 18, 2021, 09:08:12 PM »


So hang out with poor people, thats your fucking wisdom?

I mean I've heard the "You are the average of your five closest friends" and cringed, but at least that does carry some insight.

I guess his message is don't be a fuckwit instagram flexr buying shit you can't afford on credit, but talk about shit execution.

Could he be a bigger corny, bargain store, finance motivation dude if he tried.

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« Reply #5708 on: March 18, 2021, 09:17:23 PM »
everytime he nuts hes gonna see nyjah looking up at him.

Yeah but upside down so it’ll look like a disappointed nyjah faced Spider-Man hanging from the ceiling is watching you shoot your goo

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5709 on: March 18, 2021, 09:28:19 PM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5710 on: March 19, 2021, 01:20:41 AM »



This got me.

Also, I just realized this tattoo includes Nyjah's Monster hat. Un-fucking-believable.

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« Reply #5711 on: March 19, 2021, 05:16:14 AM »
That dudes gonna totally bust on Nyjahs face in the reg

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« Reply #5712 on: March 19, 2021, 05:19:07 AM »
That dudes gonna totally bust on Nyjahs face in the reg

that is probably mostly why he got it
i don't want to link to the channel because is promotes athiesm.

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« Reply #5713 on: March 19, 2021, 05:20:07 AM »
The dude also got "who's ya fave sk8r? Check left leg buddy" on the back of his hand so he never forgets who his favourite sk8r is
Is it true?  Or did you read it on the slap message board?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5714 on: March 19, 2021, 05:51:19 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5715 on: March 19, 2021, 06:41:22 AM »
Don't know if the dude has nuked his instagram out of embarrassment or what. Does he even skate? I can't imagine Nyjah being the favourite skater of anyone who's remotely competent and knowledgeable about skating, and over the age of 14. It's like saying MC Hammer is your favourite rapper or some shit
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« Reply #5716 on: March 19, 2021, 06:58:19 AM »
holy shit thats fucked



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5717 on: March 19, 2021, 07:07:01 AM »
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So hang out with poor people, thats your fucking wisdom?

I mean I've heard the "You are the average of your five closest friends" and cringed, but at least that does carry some insight.

I guess his message is don't be a fuckwit instagram flexr buying shit you can't afford on credit, but talk about shit execution.

Could he be a bigger corny, bargain store, finance motivation dude if he tried.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5718 on: March 19, 2021, 07:16:07 AM »
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So hang out with poor people, thats your fucking wisdom?

I mean I've heard the "You are the average of your five closest friends" and cringed, but at least that does carry some insight.

I guess his message is don't be a fuckwit instagram flexr buying shit you can't afford on credit, but talk about shit execution.

Could he be a bigger corny, bargain store, finance motivation dude if he tried.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5719 on: March 19, 2021, 07:41:17 AM »
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So hang out with poor people, thats your fucking wisdom?

I mean I've heard the "You are the average of your five closest friends" and cringed, but at least that does carry some insight.

I guess his message is don't be a fuckwit instagram flexr buying shit you can't afford on credit, but talk about shit execution.

Could he be a bigger corny, bargain store, finance motivation dude if he tried.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5720 on: March 19, 2021, 03:59:39 PM »


Literally speechless

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5721 on: March 19, 2021, 04:10:17 PM »


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5722 on: March 19, 2021, 04:36:57 PM »
those were definitely the first punches those dudes have ever thrown

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5723 on: March 19, 2021, 04:40:36 PM »
i hate both of those idiots

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5724 on: March 19, 2021, 05:24:51 PM »
I have wondered why David Loy has been sponsored for over a decade. There's no way anyone has ever given shit. He must have dirt on the birdman or something.

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« Reply #5725 on: March 19, 2021, 05:31:40 PM »
I have wondered why David Loy has been sponsored for over a decade. There's no way anyone has ever given shit. He must have dirt on the birdman or something.

i went to the video via insta and there a kid saying he was his favourite skater. wild

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« Reply #5726 on: March 19, 2021, 05:37:36 PM »

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« Reply #5727 on: March 19, 2021, 05:54:29 PM »
wait so now david loy makes music and goes by corpse husband?

how does this kid keep getting more annoying. to me its crazy like



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« Reply #5728 on: March 19, 2021, 10:01:59 PM »
wait so now david loy makes music and goes by corpse husband?

how does this kid keep getting more annoying. to me its crazy like



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I’ve been seeing the name Corpse Husband on like Snapchat and shit and I thought it was some kind of streamer. Is it really David Loy? Also what is it?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5729 on: March 19, 2021, 10:09:32 PM »
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