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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5760 on: April 13, 2021, 08:31:52 AM »
more like eat trot neigh fuckin burned

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5761 on: April 13, 2021, 08:53:53 AM »
HoRSieS aT Da TRouGH

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5762 on: April 13, 2021, 09:11:43 AM »
Mikey Taylor is the person you haven't talked to you in years, invites you to catch up for coffee, and as soon as you sit down he tells you he's an entrepreneur and has a life changing opportunity for you.

This is not my SOTY. I'm telling my kids there was no SOTY for 2021

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« Reply #5763 on: April 13, 2021, 10:03:23 AM »
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I'll tag you when my aunt unironically shares this on facebook
Oh my god  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5764 on: April 13, 2021, 10:44:23 AM »
lmao Clive Dixon is dressed like a stock character from the GTA series

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« Reply #5765 on: April 13, 2021, 10:45:30 AM »
lmao Clive Dixon is dressed like a stock character from the GTA series

Background character in trailer park boys

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« Reply #5766 on: April 13, 2021, 10:59:58 AM »
This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNL72Rfh0nj/?igshid=bfxt13vv9k7k
I had a dream that I rewatched this clip, but Clive was way fatter.
Like he had intentionally done this for Covid season:


You know, like he really let himself go, but he was fully embracing it, like it was a reflection of the state of the world and his body was canvas. But he still skated the same. I remember being impressed by his girthy finesse.
he looks like my moms boyfriend i wish dad was still alive  :(
Only because I can relate, this is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thank you.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5767 on: April 13, 2021, 11:18:52 AM »
Mikey Taylor is the person you haven't talked to you in years, invites you to catch up for coffee, and as soon as you sit down he tells you he's an entrepreneur and has a life changing opportunity for you.

"Berracoin wait hear me out bro! Instead of paying skate goat, we issue him coins. Each coin is redeemable with Cariuma, Berricks, and Rockstar energy! "
no, i live in an efficiency by myself and work in middle management like you, loser

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5768 on: April 15, 2021, 11:51:14 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/CNrS7OcAGdt/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link even Steez coming thru with the low key blowups. simply commenting "VX" sarcastically referencing the potato quality of this post  8)

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« Reply #5769 on: April 15, 2021, 11:54:55 AM »
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This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNL72Rfh0nj/?igshid=bfxt13vv9k7k
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his guy just lives to obliviously do everything he can to keep himself out of any company's van

dude noseblunted Staples and now he's in Emericas lmaooooo

This has made me laugh 2 or 3 days in a row

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5770 on: April 15, 2021, 06:07:33 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/CNrS7OcAGdt/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link even Steez coming thru with the low key blowups. simply commenting "VX" sarcastically referencing the potato quality of this post  8)
Maybe he just degraded the vid quality to match the audio.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5771 on: April 15, 2021, 08:27:02 PM »
I had a dream that I rewatched this clip, but Clive was way fatter.
Like he had intentionally done this for Covid season:


You know, like he really let himself go, but he was fully embracing it, like it was a reflection of the state of the world and his body was canvas. But he still skated the same. I remember being impressed by his girthy finesse.

Something like this?
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5772 on: April 15, 2021, 08:33:06 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/CNrS7OcAGdt/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link even Steez coming thru with the low key blowups. simply commenting "VX" sarcastically referencing the potato quality of this post  8)

Big money, big cars. Who the hell you think we are? Filmed with an iphone 2

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5773 on: April 15, 2021, 08:44:53 PM »
I think he's actually drinking pee.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5774 on: April 15, 2021, 08:53:09 PM »
i don't get the clive dixon jokes. who is he?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5775 on: April 15, 2021, 09:07:45 PM »
i don't get the clive dixon jokes. who is he?
He's the stocky Birdhouse kid that tried to skate to Radiohead's "Creep" until I fixed it for him
https://youtu.be/dhOKKwagQ_4

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5776 on: April 15, 2021, 10:06:14 PM »
jacob walder giving us that heat

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5778 on: April 16, 2021, 02:16:54 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5779 on: April 16, 2021, 02:19:56 PM »
Boooooooo I thought he was gonna fill that whole chamber. Not lit at all. No yaaaa for you
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5780 on: April 16, 2021, 02:39:54 PM »
That swap meet Magic Johnson bootleg jersey is hilarious. Shoulders wide as fuck!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5781 on: April 16, 2021, 02:54:24 PM »
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This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNL72Rfh0nj/?igshid=bfxt13vv9k7k
[close]

his guy just lives to obliviously do everything he can to keep himself out of any company's van

dude noseblunted Staples and now he's in Emericas lmaooooo

That Brian Sumner haircut tho.
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5782 on: April 16, 2021, 03:03:31 PM »
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This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNL72Rfh0nj/?igshid=bfxt13vv9k7k
[close]

his guy just lives to obliviously do everything he can to keep himself out of any company's van

dude noseblunted Staples and now he's in Emericas lmaooooo
[close]

That Brian Sumner haircut tho.
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« Reply #5783 on: April 16, 2021, 04:11:48 PM »
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This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNL72Rfh0nj/?igshid=bfxt13vv9k7k
[close]

his guy just lives to obliviously do everything he can to keep himself out of any company's van

dude noseblunted Staples and now he's in Emericas lmaooooo
[close]

That Brian Sumner haircut tho.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5786 on: April 16, 2021, 04:39:14 PM »

he strikes me as someone who would drink milk

Yeah. This sucks. I wonder how much money he got. Also milk is not the wonder product it was once described as.

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« Reply #5787 on: April 16, 2021, 05:14:39 PM »
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Yeah. This sucks. I wonder how much money he got. Also milk is not the wonder product it was once described as.
fuck it, this dude has one olympic season to get life money. milk probably pays better than most and it’s less corny than ruining every clip of an entire career with a red bull hat

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5788 on: April 16, 2021, 05:42:44 PM »
milk is fucking disgusting but i support sponsored softball players. i hope baker gets a softball player

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« Reply #5789 on: April 16, 2021, 06:22:04 PM »