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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5790 on: April 16, 2021, 06:55:49 PM »
Is the milkman pro? For who? Never heard of him. Get that cow cheque

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5791 on: April 16, 2021, 07:35:51 PM »
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he strikes me as someone who would drink cry over spilled milk

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5792 on: April 16, 2021, 07:39:34 PM »
Is the milkman pro? For who? Never heard of him. Get that cow cheque
You haven't heard about the Santa Cruz-USDA collab? Smh
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5793 on: April 16, 2021, 08:03:37 PM »
Brian Emmers is my Milk Man

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« Reply #5794 on: April 16, 2021, 08:22:43 PM »
Why does he look like Joe Budden there
no, i live in an efficiency by myself and work in middle management like you, loser

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5795 on: April 16, 2021, 08:41:59 PM »


Do you guys think Kelly Hart got the phonecall and said no?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5796 on: April 16, 2021, 09:12:16 PM »
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Do you guys think Kelly Hart got the phonecall and said no?

I think Milk didn’t want to associate with someone who’s nickname is Smelly Fart when there already is “processing” problems with milk

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5797 on: April 16, 2021, 09:26:32 PM »
imagine having to dress up as the product you’re selling.

imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5798 on: April 16, 2021, 09:42:14 PM »
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Do you guys think Kelly Hart got the phonecall and said no?
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I think Milk didn’t want to associate with someone who’s nickname is Smelly Fart when there already is “processing” problems with milk

Good point. Get That Lactaid Money, Kelly
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5799 on: April 16, 2021, 09:44:29 PM »
on a side note the US olympic skateboarding team has sooo many people flowed for these big corporate brands.. wonder if that'll change as the games approach sooner
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5800 on: April 16, 2021, 10:09:59 PM »
skating for the dairy industry is possibly the single most unethical sponsor you could ever have


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5801 on: April 16, 2021, 10:37:32 PM »
skating for the dairy industry is possibly the single most unethical sponsor you could ever have
im gonna skate for Raytheon just to one up milk man over here

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« Reply #5802 on: April 16, 2021, 11:08:34 PM »
Isn’t Pedro Barros literally sponsored by the state petro company?
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« Reply #5803 on: April 16, 2021, 11:22:06 PM »
skating for the dairy industry is possibly the single most unethical sponsor you could ever have

I guess my man has never heard of Nike's insane labor transgressions

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« Reply #5804 on: April 17, 2021, 01:13:51 AM »
Isn’t Pedro Barros literally sponsored by the state petro company?
Holy shit I didn’t believe you until I looked this up. He is sponsored by Petrobas, wonder how much they give him or what his incentives look like.
i like the tiny headed bear who says nice stuff to everyone.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5805 on: April 17, 2021, 01:21:04 AM »
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Do you guys think Kelly Hart got the phonecall and said no?
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I think Milk didn’t want to associate with someone who’s nickname is Smelly Fart when there already is “processing” problems with milk
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Good point. Get That Lactaid Money, Kelly

I could see him on Milk Skateboard Goods.

(Yes, that was an actual skate brand in the early 90s by Hosoi)
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5806 on: April 17, 2021, 01:30:51 AM »
luckily they didn't make him go full michael jackson for the ad campaign

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5807 on: April 17, 2021, 07:10:22 AM »
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skating for the dairy industry is possibly the single most unethical sponsor you could ever have
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I guess my man has never heard of Nike's insane labor transgressions

I love hamburgers but also agree with backside. Our exploitation of other animal species is pretty nasty.

At least the laborers aren't slaughtered at the end of their contract or stuck in the same cage for their entire life.
fuck poutine we eat pussy out here.

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« Reply #5808 on: April 17, 2021, 07:17:09 AM »
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I had a dream that I rewatched this clip, but Clive was way fatter.
Like he had intentionally done this for Covid season:


You know, like he really let himself go, but he was fully embracing it, like it was a reflection of the state of the world and his body was canvas. But he still skated the same. I remember being impressed by his girthy finesse.
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Something like this?


Ugh, yeah man, I tried to include a picture of fat Mac, I even edited my post a few times and it seemed like it was working, but I guess the link was funky or my haxor skills are subpar. But yeah, you picked up what I was putting down and I love you for it.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5809 on: April 17, 2021, 07:47:49 AM »
Would you rather drink monster or milk?

Or would you rather wear a sweatband on your wrist or wear all white??


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5810 on: April 17, 2021, 08:02:14 AM »
Would you rather drink monster or milk?

Or would you rather wear a sweatband on your wrist or wear all white??
A high bpm in my heart or possible diarrhea hmmmm...
I'd rock all white but man it'd get dirty quick

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5811 on: April 17, 2021, 10:36:13 AM »
#thankyouvans


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5812 on: April 17, 2021, 11:45:16 AM »
This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this



Freddie Mercury at Live Aid vibes

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5813 on: April 17, 2021, 12:01:58 PM »
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skating for the dairy industry is possibly the single most unethical sponsor you could ever have
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im gonna skate for Raytheon just to one up milk man over here

i will aim for academi, monsanto and lehman bros flow.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5814 on: April 17, 2021, 12:21:06 PM »
I don’t know how to post an Instagram story but Biebel’s is pretty sick right now. Especially if you know how to edit audio over other things

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« Reply #5815 on: April 17, 2021, 12:48:54 PM »
I don’t know how to post an Instagram story but Biebel’s is pretty sick right now. Especially if you know how to edit audio over other things
That AHHHH AHHHHAHHHH AHHHHHHHHH **chest pound**

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5816 on: April 18, 2021, 02:07:10 AM »
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skating for the dairy industry is possibly the single most unethical sponsor you could ever have
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im gonna skate for Raytheon just to one up milk man over here
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i will aim for academi, monsanto and lehman bros flow.
GMO soybean gains!!!

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5817 on: April 18, 2021, 08:36:48 AM »
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I don’t know how to post an Instagram story but Biebel’s is pretty sick right now. Especially if you know how to edit audio over other things
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That AHHHH AHHHHAHHHH AHHHHHHHHH **chest pound**
Honestly if he’s juicing or not that’s pretty impressive to bench 585 lbs. take a lot of time and dedication. I never got into that powerlifting bodybuilder shit I always went for more reps. At this point he’s a bodybuilder he’s not a skater anymore.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5818 on: April 18, 2021, 09:42:08 AM »
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I don’t know how to post an Instagram story but Biebel’s is pretty sick right now. Especially if you know how to edit audio over other things
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That AHHHH AHHHHAHHHH AHHHHHHHHH **chest pound**
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Honestly if he’s juicing or not that’s pretty impressive to bench 585 lbs. take a lot of time and dedication. I never got into that powerlifting bodybuilder shit I always went for more reps. At this point he’s a bodybuilder he’s not a skater anymore.

Too bad all that impressive power is wasted on giant dumbbells rather than, say, preventing a mentally distressed person from being brutalized.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5819 on: April 18, 2021, 09:45:55 AM »
Benching more than a lot of people squat. Somebody send this to Weckingball.