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[ok boomer]

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It's crazy how the guys who would've beaten you up for carrying a skateboard a couple of decades ago are now top level pros

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I don’t think Aurelian would be the guy beating skaters up in the 90s. He’s quite small. Prob would’ve been a gymnast or in some Richard Simmons aerobics video. Also he’s European. I feel like they had better things to fight about in the 90s, soccer especially.

Probably , first this

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

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It's crazy how the guys who would've beaten you up for carrying a skateboard a couple of decades ago are now top level pros

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I don’t think Aurelian would be the guy beating skaters up in the 90s. He’s quite small. Prob would’ve been a gymnast or in some Richard Simmons aerobics video. Also he’s European. I feel like they had better things to fight about in the 90s, soccer especially.

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Probably , first this

Show even more respect by calling it 'Footy', but pronouncing it 'fuu-eee'

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

I almost can't believe how fried professional skateboaders are.
Most of the instagram post's on here are barely readable, let alone making any sort of sense.

For living on the streets his whole life Ricky sure doesn't have any street smarts.

You kind of just realize that these dudes weren't that smart to begin with and just thrived on confrontation.

This thread is like watching two dudes you went to high school with argue on facebook because one has been dm'ing the other's girl in secret.

[noninjasinstreetfighter]

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So much for growing old gracefully.

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Him and Cab have a running game of who’s got the most drip

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What an interesting wig

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So much for growing old gracefully.

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Him and Cab have a running game of who’s got the most drip

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What an interesting game they have going - working overtime to promote both a firm belief in Christianity and an 8th grader's dream of fashion.

You know the old theory about celebrities' level of maturity being frozen at the age they got famous? Me thinks that applies here too.

[notmikerusczyk]

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So much for growing old gracefully.

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Him and Cab have a running game of who’s got the most drip

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What an interesting game they have going - working overtime to promote both a firm belief in Christianity and an 8th grader's dream of fashion.

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You know the old theory about celebrities' level of maturity being frozen at the age they got famous? Me thinks that applies here too.

apparently yours was frozen at 15 as well

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So much for growing old gracefully.

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Him and Cab have a running game of who’s got the most drip

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What an interesting game they have going - working overtime to promote both a firm belief in Christianity and an 8th grader's dream of fashion.

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You know the old theory about celebrities' level of maturity being frozen at the age they got famous? Me thinks that applies here too.

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apparently yours was frozen at 15 as well

Says the poster with the punctuation of a 15 year old...

[TheLurper]

So much for growing old gracefully.

It is interesting that this ultra Christian man has gone with a stereotypical 55 year cool lesbian gender studies professor look. Maybe this is the era of a progressive Hosoi?

(I can't find the clip, but I remember Hosoi saying some standard "Christian" homophobic shit in the past... maybe, I'm remembering wrong.)

[HotnSpicyMcChicken]

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So much for growing old gracefully.

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It is interesting that this ultra Christian man has gone with a stereotypical 55 year cool lesbian gender studies professor look. Maybe this is the era of a progressive Hosoi?

(I can't find the clip, but I remember Hosoi saying some standard "Christian" homophobic shit in the past... maybe, I'm remembering wrong.)

The words "lesbian women/gender studies professor" popped into my mind the second I saw this image (no shade to lesbian gender studies profs!). Hosoi lowkey eating them up w this look.

[Christmas Complete]

So much for growing old gracefully.

Never thought I'd say this, but can we get the fedora back, Holmes?

[TheLurper]

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So much for growing old gracefully.

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It is interesting that this ultra Christian man has gone with a stereotypical 55 year cool lesbian gender studies professor look. Maybe this is the era of a progressive Hosoi?

(I can't find the clip, but I remember Hosoi saying some standard "Christian" homophobic shit in the past... maybe, I'm remembering wrong.)

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The words "lesbian women/gender studies professor" popped into my mind the second I saw this image (no shade to lesbian gender studies profs!). Hosoi lowkey eating them up w this look.

It works because his look is super fluid in terms of gender norms.

His sassy chetah(sheets) and floral blouse, his short masculine cut mixed with the fun/fem pink and purple colors, and his macho 15 year old girl duck-lips pose all create a rather fluid image. He borrows from stereotypes of all sorts of ages and genders. This new progressive Hosoi is ready to raise some eyebrows and confront some norms. I'm backing it.

[jakeumms]

This dude was wearing biker shorts and hair extensions back in the 80s. He's been fluid.

[Dark Knight]

This dude was wearing biker shorts and hair extensions back in the 80s. He's been fluid.

Pretty much.  He’s consistent.

[Skimper]

I almost can't believe how fried professional skateboaders are.
Most of the instagram post's on here are barely readable, let alone making any sort of sense.

For living on the streets his whole life Ricky sure doesn't have any street smarts.

You have to be pretty fried to be riding a wooden toy for a living.

[backside_reacharound]

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It's crazy how the guys who would've beaten you up for carrying a skateboard a couple of decades ago are now top level pros

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Did you watch Dog Town and Z Boys? Those dudes were straight meatheads. They would probably beat you up for carrying the wrong skateboard. Or surfboard, whatever

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That’s a totally different era than the one the OP is describing. Speaking personally, it would be hard to have had a bigger target on your back than to skate in the Midwest during the 80s and early 90s.

Not if Cliff Kaufman was around

[fortunecattlesteakhouse]

So much for growing old gracefully.

aunt gayle finds herself type of shit

[figureitout]

Here's a dose of cringe, compliments of our little mermaid Auriel.

wait i didn't flex my abs hard enough, can you please take another foto nais pas? ...mate i've been shooting you walking into the pool for an hour now.

what a complete Barney this narcissist is.

[cky enthusiast]

i hate to say it but you dudes sound 100% jealous of this hot rich french guy who can skate better than you. just let it be what it is mane, he can’t chef up a pizza hot pocket like y’all 

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Aurelien looks like a random Ligue 1 player

[duniwayRobber]

i hate to say it but you dudes sound 100% jealous of this hot rich french guy who can skate better than you. just let it be what it is mane, he can’t chef up a pizza hot pocket like y’all

He does look like a dude who couldn't cook a hot pocket.

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Only the realest ones don't own bathing suits, but instead, swim in gym shorts and boxers.

[dallou]

The fact that he tired to ollie the Lyon 25 for a vlog without a real filmer makes him good in my book.

[and_so_uh_yeah]

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I perused John Joseph's Instagram today and was bummed to see he believed in the Bill Gates conspiracy bullshit.  Was also bummed to see Ed Selego liking this idiocy.

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Who do they think Bill Gates is fucking Monty Burns?

Also, if they don't like (some) ultra wealthy having a greater power to shape the world, why not just tax them?
It is weird how many anti-capitalist complaints exist on the far-right, but they somehow link power derived from wealth and the desire for wealth that can create corruption with (Chinese) communism and lizard people instead of capitalism.

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“The wealthy are harvesting our children’s organs for blood sacrifice rituals but also we must keep their tax rates low or we will lose their productive capacity.”

you do know that b ill gate$ associated with j epstein multiple times after epstein had registered as a s e x 0ffender. just thought it was important to mention.

[Owen]

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I perused John Joseph's Instagram today and was bummed to see he believed in the Bill Gates conspiracy bullshit.  Was also bummed to see Ed Selego liking this idiocy.

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Who do they think Bill Gates is fucking Monty Burns?

Also, if they don't like (some) ultra wealthy having a greater power to shape the world, why not just tax them?
It is weird how many anti-capitalist complaints exist on the far-right, but they somehow link power derived from wealth and the desire for wealth that can create corruption with (Chinese) communism and lizard people instead of capitalism.

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“The wealthy are harvesting our children’s organs for blood sacrifice rituals but also we must keep their tax rates low or we will lose their productive capacity.”

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you do know that b ill gate$ associated with j epstein multiple times after epstein had registered as a s e x 0ffender. just thought it was important to mention.

easy there bro, you know the feds are watching slap right?

[and_so_uh_yeah]

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I perused John Joseph's Instagram today and was bummed to see he believed in the Bill Gates conspiracy bullshit.  Was also bummed to see Ed Selego liking this idiocy.

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Who do they think Bill Gates is fucking Monty Burns?

Also, if they don't like (some) ultra wealthy having a greater power to shape the world, why not just tax them?
It is weird how many anti-capitalist complaints exist on the far-right, but they somehow link power derived from wealth and the desire for wealth that can create corruption with (Chinese) communism and lizard people instead of capitalism.

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“The wealthy are harvesting our children’s organs for blood sacrifice rituals but also we must keep their tax rates low or we will lose their productive capacity.”

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you do know that b ill gate$ associated with j epstein multiple times after epstein had registered as a s e x 0ffender. just thought it was important to mention.

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easy there bro, you know the feds are watching slap right?

my fridge was watching me make breakfast the other day. and i swear the ant colony outside my door has it out for me. they're organized i tell you..

[jakeumms]

you do know that b ill gate$ associated with j epstein multiple times after epstein had registered as a s e x 0ffender. just thought it was important to mention.

Take this weak ass whataboutism back to the chans dork

[and_so_uh_yeah]

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you do know that b ill gate$ associated with j epstein multiple times after epstein had registered as a s e x 0ffender. just thought it was important to mention.

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Take this weak ass whataboutism back to the chans dork

lol i don't surf the chans player. not sure why my sharing this information triggered you enough to offer me a feeble insult but it's cool.
to clarify my skepticism, if i worked for a boss who ran a business and that boss was viewed as a hero by mulitple media outlets and later that boss was revealed to have associated with a human trafficker and registered sex offender i would question my boss's integrity and quit my job.

somehow my skepticism makes me a dork to you though...ok.

[jakeumms]

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you do know that b ill gate$ associated with j epstein multiple times after epstein had registered as a s e x 0ffender. just thought it was important to mention.

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Take this weak ass whataboutism back to the chans dork

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lol i don't surf the chans player. not sure why my sharing this information triggered you enough to offer me a feeble insult but it's cool.
to clarify my skepticism, if i worked for a boss who ran a business and that boss was viewed as a hero by mulitple media outlets and later that boss was revealed to have associated with a human trafficker and registered sex offender i would question my boss's integrity and quit my job.

somehow my skepticism makes me a dork to you though...ok.

What is it About these details that are relevant to the discussion at hand?

What makes you think we have not heard About this information before?

[TheLurper]

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I perused John Joseph's Instagram today and was bummed to see he believed in the Bill Gates conspiracy bullshit.  Was also bummed to see Ed Selego liking this idiocy.

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Who do they think Bill Gates is fucking Monty Burns?

Also, if they don't like (some) ultra wealthy having a greater power to shape the world, why not just tax them?
It is weird how many anti-capitalist complaints exist on the far-right, but they somehow link power derived from wealth and the desire for wealth that can create corruption with (Chinese) communism and lizard people instead of capitalism.

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“The wealthy are harvesting our children’s organs for blood sacrifice rituals but also we must keep their tax rates low or we will lose their productive capacity.”

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you do know that b ill gate$ associated with j epstein multiple times after epstein had registered as a s e x 0ffender. just thought it was important to mention.

What an amazing bot. Digs up a post from pages ago and then even spaces certain words out to make sure, if SLAP had a filter, its posts wouldn't get filtered out.

And, I love the angle of this. Epstein was bad, everyone who knew him was bad. Ok, cool. I'll go along with that.

[TheLurper]

But, just to make sure this thread stays on track... I'm always amazed how easy it is go back to the same well.