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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6810 on: September 20, 2021, 08:27:08 AM »
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You'd think after Mark Waters passed from COVID-19 that industry pros would be taking the pandemic and vaccinations more seriously
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You'd think after (insert dead skaters name) passed from OVERDOSING that industry pros would be taking the opioid pandemic more seriously


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Yeah but it’s not like people are denying the existence of opiates, or claiming that any practical measures to prevent more people from overdosing is some sort of sinister plot by a tyrannical government. This is way fucking weirder and more corrosive to society.
Yeah but but but it's waaaaaay fuckin weirder man...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6811 on: September 20, 2021, 08:39:42 AM »
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You'd think after Mark Waters passed from COVID-19 that industry pros would be taking the pandemic and vaccinations more seriously
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You'd think after (insert dead skaters name) passed from OVERDOSING that industry pros would be taking the opioid pandemic more seriously


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Yeah but it’s not like people are denying the existence of opiates, or claiming that any practical measures to prevent more people from overdosing is some sort of sinister plot by a tyrannical government. This is way fucking weirder and more corrosive to society.
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Yeah but but but it's waaaaaay fuckin weirder man...

Unprecedented? The word weird invalidates arguments in your mind? Shocking that meme guy is hostile to nuance.

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« Reply #6812 on: September 20, 2021, 10:15:26 AM »
Muh nuance
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« Reply #6813 on: September 20, 2021, 12:05:55 PM »
Lol@Paradox Grip already removing that anti-mask post. Change of heart?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6814 on: September 20, 2021, 12:26:32 PM »
Does anyone else remember when Paradox Grip used to post on here? His name was: "My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth."

He would wax poetic about programming his holographic power balance silicone so it wouldn't arc skaters' energy and harm their bodies. His grammar and sentence structure were terrible and he was incapable of quoting others' posts. The mods had to constantly yell at him for self-promotion. Ah, the good 'ole days.  ;D

Edit: evidently my grammar isn't any better.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6815 on: September 20, 2021, 01:19:40 PM »
Does anyone else remember when Paradox Grip used to post on here? His name was: "My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth."

He would wax poetic about programming his holographic power balance silicone so it wouldn't arc skaters' energy and harm their bodies. His grammar and sentence structure were terrible and he was incapable of quoting others' posts. The mods had to constantly yell at him for self-promotion. Ah, the good 'ole days.  ;D

Edit: evidently my grammar isn't any better.

I had the unfortunate luck of being stuck on a session with that guy several years ago, had to sit in a car with him for way too long. Insufferable. His dog ran away while we were at a spot too and he didn’t find it. Not sure if he went back to the area again later but we had to drive back home without the lil guy. I would have felt bad for the dog/him but he’s such a kook I’m sure the dog could tell and saw his chance to be free.

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« Reply #6816 on: September 20, 2021, 01:26:56 PM »
Lest we not forget....most of those anti vaxxers in Kareem's and Lutzka's comments and cheering section also whole heartidly believe in a talking snake.

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« Reply #6817 on: September 20, 2021, 01:35:26 PM »
Lest we not forget....most of those anti vaxxers in Kareem's and Lutzka's comments and cheering section also whole heartidly believe in a talking snake.

Covid conspiracies are 100x times more believable than religion.

And yes im vaccinated

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« Reply #6818 on: September 20, 2021, 01:49:29 PM »
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Lest we not forget....most of those anti vaxxers in Kareem's and Lutzka's comments and cheering section also whole heartidly believe in a talking snake.
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Covid conspiracies are 100x times more believable than religion.

And yes im vaccinated

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« Reply #6819 on: September 20, 2021, 02:00:07 PM »
Before


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I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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« Reply #6820 on: September 20, 2021, 02:43:33 PM »
Lest we not forget....most of those anti vaxxers in Kareem's and Lutzka's comments and cheering section also whole heartidly believe in a talking snake.

Leave Harry Potter out of this.
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« Reply #6821 on: September 20, 2021, 03:46:47 PM »
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Lest we not forget....most of those anti vaxxers in Kareem's and Lutzka's comments and cheering section also whole heartidly believe in a talking snake.
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Leave Harry Potter out of this.

nah you got it twisted that dudes name was snabe or something, he’s talking about the old testament

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6822 on: September 20, 2021, 03:47:59 PM »
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Lest we not forget....most of those anti vaxxers in Kareem's and Lutzka's comments and cheering section also whole heartidly believe in a talking snake.
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Leave Harry Potter out of this.
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nah you got it twisted that dudes name was snabe or something, he’s talking about the old testament

Eve was a parseltongue?!

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« Reply #6823 on: September 20, 2021, 03:53:33 PM »
Before


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what changed aside from the exclamation mark being red in the second one? is that lame? I must be missing it on this one.
that skinny motherfucker with the high voice

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« Reply #6824 on: September 20, 2021, 04:02:17 PM »

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« Reply #6825 on: September 20, 2021, 04:08:27 PM »
Benny’s nose. Sugar booger residue gone!
Lucien took it down when people pointed it out, modified it and put it back up


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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« Reply #6826 on: September 20, 2021, 04:10:46 PM »
Benny’s nose. Sugar booger residue gone!
Lucien took it down when people pointed it out, photoshopped it and put it back up

ahhhh! I see now, thank you!
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« Reply #6827 on: September 20, 2021, 04:12:55 PM »
Not necessarily lame take it as you want but it made me lol


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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« Reply #6828 on: September 20, 2021, 04:47:37 PM »
Benny’s nose. Sugar booger residue gone!
Lucien took it down when people pointed it out, modified it and put it back up

Oh no way! Good eye haha.

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« Reply #6829 on: September 20, 2021, 06:13:50 PM »
Lol@Paradox Grip already removing that anti-mask post. Change of heart?

These douchebags have wanted so bad to come out as raging MAGA chuds forever, but they're too scared to fully commit. Worst of both worlds.

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« Reply #6830 on: September 21, 2021, 06:07:34 AM »
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Benny’s nose. Sugar booger residue gone!
Lucien took it down when people pointed it out, modified it and put it back up
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Oh no way! Good eye haha.
Mwad lads

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« Reply #6831 on: September 21, 2021, 06:17:01 AM »
that's hilarious, man really didn't get a good intake there, just rimming it like a margarita glass
no, i live in an efficiency by myself and work in middle management like you, loser

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« Reply #6832 on: September 21, 2021, 06:32:01 AM »
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Benny’s nose. Sugar booger residue gone!
Lucien took it down when people pointed it out, modified it and put it back up
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Oh no way! Good eye haha.
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Mwad lads


HAHA got me in tears over here

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« Reply #6833 on: September 21, 2021, 07:57:11 AM »
Might not be the best idea to call your party "VIRAL" during a continuing global pandemic.

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« Reply #6834 on: September 21, 2021, 06:54:23 PM »
I know it's old hat but here's a particularly shitty comment on Kareem's IG post from Henry Sanchez. I guess Mark Waters was a fat slob who didn't exercise? Or all of the millions who have died worldwide?

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« Reply #6835 on: September 21, 2021, 07:05:08 PM »
I know it's old hat but here's a particularly shitty comment on Kareem's IG post from Henry Sanchez. I guess Mark Waters was a fat slob who didn't exercise? Or all of the millions who have died worldwide?




and than, Henry?

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« Reply #6836 on: September 21, 2021, 07:39:54 PM »
I miss him when's he gone and then I'm bummed when he comes back around
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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« Reply #6837 on: September 21, 2021, 07:44:55 PM »
if he's doing stuff like this then yeah he probably doesn't need to worry about the virus or the vaccine





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« Reply #6838 on: September 21, 2021, 09:17:54 PM »
if he's doing stuff like this then yeah he probably doesn't need to worry about the virus or the vaccine




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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6839 on: September 21, 2021, 09:19:01 PM »
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You'd think after Mark Waters passed from COVID-19 that industry pros would be taking the pandemic and vaccinations more seriously
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Well spoken sir, respect

You would think. Some people just made up their minds long ago and there's really no way to help them see it any other way. Unfortunately, the ones I know who did change their mind, was after it affected them or a family member, sometimes after losing someone. Very sad times we live in. Some comments from Pros I have seen are in very poor taste, almost disrespectful to those who have passed. For example that Henry Sanchez comment.