Does anyone else remember when Paradox Grip used to post on here? His name was: "My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth."
He would wax poetic about programming his holographic power balance silicone so it wouldn't arc skaters' energy and harm their bodies. His grammar and sentence structure were terrible and he was incapable of quoting others' posts. The mods had to constantly yell at him for self-promotion. Ah, the good 'ole days.
Edit: evidently my grammar isn't any better.