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[Hefe43]

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alv is thirsty

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Trying to get the lady’s



File under: Horny Instagram posts by pros

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Polar just went down a few points. Doesn’t he dm young girls and tries to give them product?

Do any girls even like scrawny old guys?

No pecs needs to put his shirt back on

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

I guess there's a market for everything ... 

[straight fucking edge]

Leticia is undeniably a fit young lady, and I'm not dissing pissskate here. Some posts of his are pretty good.

But what the hell is Paul Hart insinuating here with his comment?
That when you give her a vodka red bull she spreads her eagle and that's she easy? Or what?
As if she would even look at you bro.

Man, I CAN'T STAND that guy ...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CeexobTuMU0/

I also can not stand paul hart, as much as anyone else.  but you are the one that went there with that..

[Donkey Lips]

Leticia is undeniably a fit young lady, and I'm not dissing pissskate here. Some posts of his are pretty good.

But what the hell is Paul Hart insinuating here with his comment?
That when you give her a vodka red bull she spreads her eagle and that's she easy? Or what?
As if she would even look at you bro.

Man, I CAN'T STAND that guy ...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CeexobTuMU0/

Wow you took the biggest leap on the Jump to Conclusions board. Everybody fucking hates that guy because he sucks shit but this is the least offensive thing he's prob ever posted.

[HeapsCool]

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alv is thirsty

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Trying to get the lady’s



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You guys are all reading this wrong. What you don't see is his dick smeared in catfood. Those cats are about to get hubgry on it.

[Hefe43]

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alv is thirsty

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Trying to get the lady’s



File under: Horny Instagram posts by pros

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You guys are all reading this wrong. What you don't see is his dick smeared in catfood. Those cats are about to get hubgry on it.

I don’t like standing around naked while my animals stare at me that shits weird

[backside_reacharound]

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I guess instagram comments count here. This one caught me off guard

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Pulling my bias aside, and taking the birds eye view, Le’Andre Sanders will go down as a force of skate history (fuck even typing that hurt my brain). It is what it is, no one else is doing switch Madonnas and making them look good. Up there with Greyson Fletcher owning the Ollie north.

Kalis ain’t wrong.

Nah, he won't. Maybe if skate history to you = what steve borra thinks, but otherwise nah, kooks are kooks, that's just the way it is

[thebacker]

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Pulling my bias aside, and taking the birds eye view, Le’Andre Sanders will go down as a force of skate history (fuck even typing that hurt my brain). It is what it is, no one else is doing switch Madonnas and making them look good. Up there with Greyson Fletcher owning the Ollie north.

Kalis ain’t wrong.

[JANUS]

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Pulling my bias aside, and taking the birds eye view, Le’Andre Sanders will go down as a force of skate history (fuck even typing that hurt my brain). It is what it is, no one else is doing switch Madonnas and making them look good. Up there with Greyson Fletcher owning the Ollie north.

Kalis ain’t wrong.

But how can he switch Madonna, when he is without stance?

[fakie nollie]

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Pulling my bias aside, and taking the birds eye view, Le’Andre Sanders will go down as a force of skate history (fuck even typing that hurt my brain). It is what it is, no one else is doing switch Madonnas and making them look good. Up there with Greyson Fletcher owning the Ollie north.

Kalis ain’t wrong.

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Nah, he won't. Maybe if skate history to you = what steve borra thinks, but otherwise nah, kooks are kooks, that's just the way it is

Agreed. I’ve obliged you

[Burnerboy69]

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I guess instagram comments count here. This one caught me off guard

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Pulling my bias aside, and taking the birds eye view, Le’Andre Sanders will go down as a force of skate history (fuck even typing that hurt my brain). It is what it is, no one else is doing switch Madonnas and making them look good. Up there with Greyson Fletcher owning the Ollie north.

Kalis ain’t wrong.

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Nah, he won't. Maybe if skate history to you = what steve borra thinks, but otherwise nah, kooks are kooks, that's just the way it is

Nah dude he's defintely gonna be a legend. Just like Greyson Fletcher!

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Pulling my bias aside, and taking the birds eye view, Le’Andre Sanders will go down as a force of skate history (fuck even typing that hurt my brain). It is what it is, no one else is doing switch Madonnas and making them look good. Up there with Greyson Fletcher owning the Ollie north.

Kalis ain’t wrong.

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Nah, he won't. Maybe if skate history to you = what steve borra thinks, but otherwise nah, kooks are kooks, that's just the way it is

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Agreed. I’ve obliged you

Hey, ride those nuts if that's your thing, more power to you. maybe he'll inspire you to learn switch madonnas, lol

[EXTRA SPICY]

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I guess instagram comments count here. This one caught me off guard

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Pulling my bias aside, and taking the birds eye view, Le’Andre Sanders will go down as a force of skate history (fuck even typing that hurt my brain). It is what it is, no one else is doing switch Madonnas and making them look good. Up there with Greyson Fletcher owning the Ollie north.

Kalis ain’t wrong.

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Nah, he won't. Maybe if skate history to you = what steve borra thinks, but otherwise nah, kooks are kooks, that's just the way it is

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Nah dude he's defintely gonna be a legend. Just like Greyson Fletcher!

Ha nah, that'd be a stretch. Just something that is looked back on like, "yeah, that happened." Maybe on the level of the Bennet grind, or some shit.
I don't like it either, but skate history has a bunch of dweebs that did what they did and are remembered for it. Someone check this post in 20 years and see how it aged. Probably like a bag of Franzia.

[Lou Strux]

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I guess instagram comments count here. This one caught me off guard

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Pulling my bias aside, and taking the birds eye view, Le’Andre Sanders will go down as a force of skate history (fuck even typing that hurt my brain). It is what it is, no one else is doing switch Madonnas and making them look good. Up there with Greyson Fletcher owning the Ollie north.

Kalis ain’t wrong.

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Nah, he won't. Maybe if skate history to you = what steve borra thinks, but otherwise nah, kooks are kooks, that's just the way it is

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Nah dude he's defintely gonna be a legend. Just like Greyson Fletcher!

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Ha nah, that'd be a stretch. Just something that is looked back on like, "yeah, that happened." Maybe on the level of the Bennet grind, or some shit.
I don't like it either, but skate history has a bunch of dweebs that did what they did and are remembered for it. Someone check this post in 20 years and see how it aged. Probably like a bag of Franzia.

So you take that old bag of Franzia (provided it hasn’t turned to vinegar) and you dump it into a still, heat that shit up & bang! You’ve got eau de vie.
Toss that shit in a new oak barrel & let it sit… Brandy!
Point being: who knows what we’ll be able to make out of stale Skate GOAT in 20 years?!?
Whatever it is, it’ll likely be as unpalatable as that brandy recipe I just gave you.
Oh well… À votre santé.

[OldieButFrenchie]

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I guess instagram comments count here. This one caught me off guard

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Pulling my bias aside, and taking the birds eye view, Le’Andre Sanders will go down as a force of skate history (fuck even typing that hurt my brain). It is what it is, no one else is doing switch Madonnas and making them look good. Up there with Greyson Fletcher owning the Ollie north.

Kalis ain’t wrong.

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Nah, he won't. Maybe if skate history to you = what steve borra thinks, but otherwise nah, kooks are kooks, that's just the way it is

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Nah dude he's defintely gonna be a legend. Just like Greyson Fletcher!

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Ha nah, that'd be a stretch. Just something that is looked back on like, "yeah, that happened." Maybe on the level of the Bennet grind, or some shit.
I don't like it either, but skate history has a bunch of dweebs that did what they did and are remembered for it. Someone check this post in 20 years and see how it aged. Probably like a bag of Franzia.

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So you take that old bag of Franzia (provided it hasn’t turned to vinegar) and you dump it into a still, heat that shit up & bang! You’ve got eau de vie.
Toss that shit in a new oak barrel & let it sit… Brandy!
Point being: who knows what we’ll be able to make out of stale Skate GOAT in 20 years?!?
Whatever it is, it’ll likely be as unpalatable as that brandy recipe I just gave you.
Oh well… À votre santé.

putain! proper accents and all my man. gnarred.
also you guys made me learn what Franzia is. what the hell....ugh. Just thinking of wine produced by a company owned by coca cola hurts my head.

[Magnolia]

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I guess instagram comments count here. This one caught me off guard

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Pulling my bias aside, and taking the birds eye view, Le’Andre Sanders will go down as a force of skate history (fuck even typing that hurt my brain). It is what it is, no one else is doing switch Madonnas and making them look good. Up there with Greyson Fletcher owning the Ollie north.

Kalis ain’t wrong.

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Nah, he won't. Maybe if skate history to you = what steve borra thinks, but otherwise nah, kooks are kooks, that's just the way it is

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Nah dude he's defintely gonna be a legend. Just like Greyson Fletcher!

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Ha nah, that'd be a stretch. Just something that is looked back on like, "yeah, that happened." Maybe on the level of the Bennet grind, or some shit.
I don't like it either, but skate history has a bunch of dweebs that did what they did and are remembered for it. Someone check this post in 20 years and see how it aged. Probably like a bag of Franzia.

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So you take that old bag of Franzia (provided it hasn’t turned to vinegar) and you dump it into a still, heat that shit up & bang! You’ve got eau de vie.
Toss that shit in a new oak barrel & let it sit… Brandy!
Point being: who knows what we’ll be able to make out of stale Skate GOAT in 20 years?!?
Whatever it is, it’ll likely be as unpalatable as that brandy recipe I just gave you.
Oh well… À votre santé.

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putain! proper accents and all my man. gnarred.
also you guys made me learn what Franzia is. what the hell....ugh. Just thinking of wine produced by a company owned by coca cola hurts my head.

You haven't lived until you've slapped the bag

[City of Drunken Totems]

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I guess instagram comments count here. This one caught me off guard

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Pulling my bias aside, and taking the birds eye view, Le’Andre Sanders will go down as a force of skate history (fuck even typing that hurt my brain). It is what it is, no one else is doing switch Madonnas and making them look good. Up there with Greyson Fletcher owning the Ollie north.

Kalis ain’t wrong.

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Nah, he won't. Maybe if skate history to you = what steve borra thinks, but otherwise nah, kooks are kooks, that's just the way it is

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Nah dude he's defintely gonna be a legend. Just like Greyson Fletcher!

lol since when is grayson fletcher a legend

[djoekr]

Nyjah just got a lot more hellride. I, for one, totally back a hesh Nyjah

[Burt Ward]

[pdknox]

that nyjah post isnt lame

[djoekr]

that nyjah post isnt lame

I know, actually made me like him more, but I didn't feel the need to start a whole thread about it.

[EdLawndale]

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CehO8AfjC_y/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

This guy has to have turned into the most irritating skater to listen to. Can you imagine him sitting across from you in a business meeting?

When he got in this accident, I remember his wife (who wasn't there) pretty adamantly saying that it wasn't his fault, but rather that of the person in front of him, despite fault almost always falling upon the person in the rear in an accident in CA.

Looks like they haven't given that approach up, but now he was also looking at the display screen in his car.

[JANUS]

Of course Mikey owned a Tesla. Somebody on here said something like Teslas are the automobile equivalent of a longboard. I disagreed at the time, but shortly thereafter I saw some Teslas and their owners in the wild and I realized I was wrong.

[Highonangeldust]

[Lou Strux]

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CehO8AfjC_y/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

This guy has to have turned into the most irritating skater to listen to. Can you imagine him sitting across from you in a business meeting?

When he got in this accident, I remember his wife (who wasn't there) pretty adamantly saying that it wasn't his fault, but rather that of the person in front of him, despite fault almost always falling upon the person in the rear in an accident in CA.

Looks like they haven't given that approach up, but now he was also looking at the display screen in his car.

If I understand this correctly, the “brutal story” of how he wrecked his Tessy is that he looked down at the wrong time.
Very brutal, indeed.
Must’ve been a picture of a bag of oats in the car screen, or maybe a sugar cube?
I love that as soon as he takes it out of auto-drive, he wrecks it.  At least Tesla can use his IG posts in their defense case.

[conqueso]

he seen a carrot on the side of the road

[TheLurper]

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https://www.instagram.com/tv/CehO8AfjC_y/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

This guy has to have turned into the most irritating skater to listen to. Can you imagine him sitting across from you in a business meeting?

When he got in this accident, I remember his wife (who wasn't there) pretty adamantly saying that it wasn't his fault, but rather that of the person in front of him, despite fault almost always falling upon the person in the rear in an accident in CA.

Looks like they haven't given that approach up, but now he was also looking at the display screen in his car.

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If I understand this correctly, the “brutal story” of how he wrecked his Tessy is that he looked down at the wrong time.
Very brutal, indeed.
Must’ve been a picture of a bag of oats in the car screen, or maybe a sugar cube?
I love that as soon as he takes it out of auto-drive, he wrecks it.  At least Tesla can use his IG posts in their defense case.

I can't handle this man BUT I have to say, he offers a good run down on how pros get paid in this clip. He really lays it out  and hits most of the key points.

I just wish he could not lean into the camera like that... close talking is not cool.

[jgonzalez]

Thanks to SLAP this is the reality I exist within

[GeorgeCostanza]

[cky enthusiast]

so many park kingz smashing that mf like button so hard they crack their screen