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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8670 on: August 06, 2022, 05:13:27 AM »
Imagine being such an absolute loaf you could put people off wanting to wear halfcabs.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8671 on: August 06, 2022, 05:46:23 AM »
Save that shit for Facebook

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8672 on: August 06, 2022, 07:42:02 AM »
Is Cab trying to re-style himself as a lifestyle coach/spiritual counselor, or is he still moping about that kid that dumped his ass?
‘Cause he sucks at the advice game. He should play to the strengths he already has. Like… he’d be great at eating tacos, for example. Maybe even a taco eating champ.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8673 on: August 06, 2022, 08:40:36 AM »
Cab has gone from intolerable to insufferable.
Warm Up Zone. Let's watch some skateboarding videos.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8674 on: August 06, 2022, 08:52:55 AM »
Also fuck anyone who writes in that olde timey backwards way like their brain farts are old wisdom from the bible or something. Vans should just rename the halfcab the frontside nollie and give it to Salman. (Unless he is also a total dork now, all I know is he makes pizzas)

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8675 on: August 06, 2022, 10:26:26 AM »
Cab has gone from intolerable to insufferable.

insufferable mode achieved

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8676 on: August 06, 2022, 12:59:15 PM »
Imagine getting your game from steve caballero

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8677 on: August 06, 2022, 01:47:05 PM »
Also fuck anyone who writes in that olde timey backwards way like their brain farts are old wisdom from the bible or something. Vans should just rename the halfcab the frontside nollie and give it to Salman. (Unless he is also a total dork now, all I know is he makes pizzas)
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8678 on: August 06, 2022, 02:41:00 PM »
What‘s Cab doing in Germany? Meeting @fs1/2cab;D
why come?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8679 on: Today at 01:45:38 AM »
The rolling coverage in Taylor Silverman's stories of CPAC, posing with the future ghouls of America, is unnerving. Not an inch of morals between them. Just have to attack the minority group du jour and get front-row tickets to cheer the führer dancing to YMCA.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8680 on: Today at 01:53:24 AM »
What‘s Cab doing in Germany? Meeting @fs1/2cab;D

Yo Cab, I am at Karl's strawberry adventure village tomorrow if you are down for a session.

Live, Laugh & Love

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8681 on: Today at 03:01:20 AM »
Forgive me slap, for I have sinned.
I once defended cab on these boards and I now know I was wrong, I hope your punishment is swift, but fair.

For real though, the worst thing about his whole passive/ aggressive woe is me schtick is that he is still actually hanging out with her in total friend zone, helping her film clips for insta…

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #endlesstoecapsforthepuffyfooter

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8682 on: Today at 04:36:00 AM »
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What‘s Cab doing in Germany? Meeting @fs1/2cab;D
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Yo Cab, I am at Karl's strawberry adventure village tomorrow if you are down for a session.

Live, Laugh & Love

Karls Erdbeerhof?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8683 on: Today at 05:07:09 AM »
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What‘s Cab doing in Germany? Meeting @fs1/2cab;D
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Yo Cab, I am at Karl's strawberry adventure village tomorrow if you are down for a session.

Live, Laugh & Love
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Karls Erdbeerhof?

shoutout to karl's yo


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8684 on: Today at 05:36:30 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg3gB7Duwqt/

log off grandpa

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8685 on: Today at 05:46:15 AM »
I may be oversimplifying it but something along the lines of:
Women will always be toxic to men when they haven’t first healed themselves
I literally full-body cringed while scrolling past it

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #endlesstoecapsforthepuffyfooter

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8686 on: Today at 05:48:33 AM »
Forgive me slap, for I have sinned.
I once defended cab on these boards and I now know I was wrong, I hope your punishment is swift, but fair.

For real though, the worst thing about his whole passive/ aggressive woe is me schtick is that he is still actually hanging out with her in total friend zone, helping her film clips for insta…

Steve Cuckallero

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8687 on: Today at 05:50:44 AM »
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What was this?  Gotta make some kinda rule that you need to screencap and upload to imgur

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg4wazfJgul/?hl=de

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8688 on: Today at 06:04:24 AM »
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Self labelled "pro" is excited to be getting given a platform to spew anti-trans rhetoric. Probably also hoping this will garnish her with a few sponsors as well.


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This was kind of shit was plan all along. She scrubbed her social media, got the chest tattoo removed, and now she can play the token Jewish woman/young woman doing "cool" things at CPAC.

Appearing alongside violent antisemite authoritarian Viktor Orbán. A truly disgusting person, trying to grift into a career as a right wing anti-trans pundit (until the right gets bored and moved onto a new target).
This is not my SOTY. I'm telling my kids there was no SOTY for 2021

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8689 on: Today at 06:10:32 AM »
The rolling coverage in Taylor Silverman's stories of CPAC, posing with the future ghouls of America, is unnerving. Not an inch of morals between them. Just have to attack the minority group du jour and get front-row tickets to cheer the führer dancing to YMCA.

Right wingers in America are all just running a scam on one another. Allllll the way down the line, just trying not to be the last one holding the bag.
This is not my SOTY. I'm telling my kids there was no SOTY for 2021

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8690 on: Today at 07:11:49 AM »
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What‘s Cab doing in Germany? Meeting @fs1/2cab;D
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Yo Cab, I am at Karl's strawberry adventure village tomorrow if you are down for a session.

Live, Laugh & Love
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Karls Erdbeerhof?
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shoutout to karl's yo


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« Reply #8691 on: Today at 02:40:48 PM »
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What was this?  Gotta make some kinda rule that you need to screencap and upload to imgur
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg4wazfJgul/?hl=de

god that piss skate guy is a real piece of garbage, huh

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8692 on: Today at 06:32:28 PM »
Ok, I’ll retract some of what I said from my last comment about cab… what a shitty complex to have….. “women being toxic to everybody”  that’s some self centered bullshit if he’s really taking himself out of the equation and putting all the blame on a woman. It takes two to tango, my ex is pretty shitty, but it wasn’t a 100% her fault… some people mix together like oil and water, but the blame dosent fall on one side of the relationship all of the time… what a shitty post that was on his behalf.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8693 on: Today at 06:37:27 PM »
He is probably using the logic of:
"She's 50% my age, wearing 50% Cab shoes (get it?), yet I am 100% Cab, divided by my 80s popularity = She's ToXiC (skateboards)"