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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #240 on: October 09, 2018, 12:10:36 PM »
wow that's one of the worst graphics of all time
is that a bratz doll collab?


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« Reply #241 on: October 09, 2018, 12:23:06 PM »
Leticia is the worst.

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« Reply #242 on: October 09, 2018, 12:29:21 PM »
Page 8 of this thread: people who don't understand how to secure the bag.

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« Reply #243 on: October 09, 2018, 03:09:12 PM »

"Just remember to have your board, that you're not intending to ride, is facing outwards for all the cameras" - her agent

Is she the only pro with a bra sponsor?

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« Reply #244 on: October 09, 2018, 03:58:24 PM »
I think you mean oil company

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« Reply #245 on: October 09, 2018, 04:03:37 PM »
where can i get some of those sunglasses

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« Reply #246 on: October 09, 2018, 04:11:29 PM »
I think you mean oil company

Gets her tits oiled up so often she got a sponsor? Now that's charging it to the game!

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« Reply #247 on: October 09, 2018, 04:28:27 PM »
I think you mean oil company

petrobras is state owned, so she’s effectively sponsored by brasil. this is the type of shit you see on formula 1 cars in monte carlo.

p.s.: at the beginning of the year petrobras ate a $3B settlement over a corruption scandal involving a bunch of politicians and a couple brazilian presidents. this of course came after years of reporting massive operating losses, giving them the honorable distinction of being the world’s most indebted oil firm. exactly the type of organization the olympics is bringing into skateboarding.
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« Reply #249 on: October 09, 2018, 06:02:15 PM »
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« Reply #250 on: October 09, 2018, 06:13:28 PM »
mikey taylor creeps me the fuck out with these p(h)ony ass leave it to beaver cultivated posts.

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« Reply #251 on: October 09, 2018, 06:42:13 PM »
I am kind of not mad at Daniel Espinoza getting a real job. He had his small stint in skateboarding fame and he realizes he needs a new job. Thankfully for all those skaters in real estate, the economy is good cause once it goes belly over, a lot of those guys won't have skating to rely on. At this point, skating his their side job.
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« Reply #252 on: October 09, 2018, 06:44:02 PM »
I think you mean oil company

Oops my bad, I saw bras and considering her board graphic and her having fake tits, I thought it made sense

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« Reply #253 on: October 09, 2018, 07:02:36 PM »
mikey taylor creeps me the fuck out with these p(h)ony ass leave it to beaver cultivated posts.
It actually blows my mind that he and millions of people like him wake up with just a complete lack of self awareness every single day. Then I remember that their constant self marketing does pay off quite often and will lead to far more success than humility. Like Donald trump is president, anybody arguing that humility is still an advantageous trait is out of touch.

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« Reply #254 on: October 09, 2018, 07:20:46 PM »
So you're telling me that this isn't the face of perfection?

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« Reply #255 on: October 09, 2018, 07:25:57 PM »
I just cant believe he actually goes into board meetings with guys in suits with shorts, t-shirt and a backwards baseball hat and be taken seriously.

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« Reply #256 on: October 09, 2018, 08:52:39 PM »
So you're telling me that this isn't the face of perfection?


Horse genetics are so fucked up

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« Reply #257 on: October 09, 2018, 09:05:49 PM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #258 on: October 10, 2018, 02:02:55 AM »
I never knew what Lakai and Cliche saw in Espinoza he's even worse than Sean Pablo and TK
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« Reply #259 on: October 10, 2018, 05:53:33 AM »
I am kind of not mad at Daniel Espinoza getting a real job. He had his small stint in skateboarding fame and he realizes he needs a new job. Thankfully for all those skaters in real estate, the economy is good cause once it goes belly over, a lot of those guys won't have skating to rely on. At this point, skating his their side job.

He might be a corny individual but at least he's not a fool.

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« Reply #260 on: October 10, 2018, 05:58:05 AM »
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« Reply #261 on: October 10, 2018, 07:00:09 AM »

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« Reply #262 on: October 10, 2018, 08:39:44 AM »
It's pathetic that he posted that photo of himself.
But he's such an old wastoid that I'd let it slide.

Those Mikey Taylor horse head closeups are downright terrifying. Did Seth McFarlane draw him into existence?

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« Reply #263 on: October 10, 2018, 09:12:35 AM »

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« Reply #264 on: October 10, 2018, 09:22:47 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #265 on: October 20, 2018, 07:28:41 AM »
Vern Laird is a first class kook. What a really dipshit piece of "marketing", so bad it's facepalm worthy.

Hey kids! Buy our stuff, you know it's good because not a day goes by someone asks for it for free! So that's good! And look, Gary Rodgers needs free bearings, so he will get a free set while you spend $60 for yours!

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« Reply #266 on: October 20, 2018, 07:46:00 AM »
Why is David Gonzalez STILL posting clips from his possessed to skate part. Like BRUH that was 6 years ago

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« Reply #267 on: October 20, 2018, 08:37:08 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm4Q6Fqhme5/?hl=en&taken-by=davidgonzalez

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« Reply #269 on: October 21, 2018, 06:54:38 AM »
I am kind of not mad at Daniel Espinoza getting a real job. He had his small stint in skateboarding fame and he realizes he needs a new job. Thankfully for all those skaters in real estate, the economy is good cause once it goes belly over, a lot of those guys won't have skating to rely on. At this point, skating his their side job.

Hah yeah I’m sure these guys will be glad when the economy dips soon that they are in the stable real estate sector