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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #300 on: October 23, 2018, 06:31:10 AM »
Is it true that those guys went to Colombia for those teeth?

Whoever got their teeth done either got inspired from or left for Colombia.
brbraaah.

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« Reply #301 on: October 23, 2018, 07:55:29 AM »
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yes

that monkey 6ix9ine too

They could've gotten huge shitty horse teeth in America though

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« Reply #302 on: October 23, 2018, 08:16:24 AM »
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that monkey 6ix9ine too
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They could've gotten huge shitty horse teeth in America though
We should start a company and make dentures from a mold of Mikey Taylor’s teeth. The front of the tees will be a close up of him smiling, and the back will be a close up of a horse smiling.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #303 on: October 23, 2018, 08:17:40 AM »
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that monkey 6ix9ine too
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They could've gotten huge shitty horse teeth in America though
a single porcelain veneer roughly costs 400 there, here about 1400. So if your getting a new mouth your saving over 20k.

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« Reply #304 on: October 23, 2018, 08:40:15 AM »
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that monkey 6ix9ine too
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They could've gotten huge shitty horse teeth in America though
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a single porcelain veneer roughly costs 400 there, here about 1400. So if your getting a new mouth your saving over 20k.

Yeah the bones in your mouth are where you want to save money. When people recoil in terror from your uniformly sized blindingly white smile and lips that no longer touch you can just tell them what a deal you got. When you get old and your eyesight starts to go, just pluck it out and put an old button from a coat you don't have anymore in there. It's not an eye and it doesn't look or function like an eye, but you'll save a bunch of money.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #305 on: October 23, 2018, 09:03:31 AM »
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yes

that monkey 6ix9ine too
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They could've gotten huge shitty horse teeth in America though
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a single porcelain veneer roughly costs 400 there, here about 1400. So if your getting a new mouth your saving over 20k.
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Yeah the bones in your mouth are where you want to save money. When people recoil in terror from your uniformly sized blindingly white smile and lips that no longer touch you can just tell them what a deal you got. When you get old and your eyesight starts to go, just pluck it out and put an old button from a coat you don't have anymore in there. It's not an eye and it doesn't look or function like an eye, but you'll save a bunch of money.

the work in countries outside the US is often superior in addition to being much more affordable. its not simply an issue of cost savings.

my mom lives in phoenix and goes to mexico for all her dental work because its less expensive and better.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #306 on: October 23, 2018, 09:14:02 AM »

Yeah the bones in your mouth are where you want to save money. When people recoil in terror from your uniformly sized blindingly white smile and lips that no longer touch you can just tell them what a deal you got. When you get old and your eyesight starts to go, just pluck it out and put an old button from a coat you don't have anymore in there. It's not an eye and it doesn't look or function like an eye, but you'll save a bunch of money.

Made me squeak out a laugh at work.

My friend had that done once and they literally glowed in the dark for the first week.  It was like staring at a supernova.
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« Reply #307 on: October 23, 2018, 09:20:08 AM »
Seems like a good time to mention that guys with removable dentures give the best BJs.

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« Reply #308 on: October 23, 2018, 09:23:00 AM »
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Is it true that those guys went to Colombia for those teeth?
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yes

that monkey 6ix9ine too
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They could've gotten huge shitty horse teeth in America though
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a single porcelain veneer roughly costs 400 there, here about 1400. So if your getting a new mouth your saving over 20k.
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Yeah the bones in your mouth are where you want to save money. When people recoil in terror from your uniformly sized blindingly white smile and lips that no longer touch you can just tell them what a deal you got. When you get old and your eyesight starts to go, just pluck it out and put an old button from a coat you don't have anymore in there. It's not an eye and it doesn't look or function like an eye, but you'll save a bunch of money.
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the work in countries outside the US is often superior in addition to being much more affordable. its not simply an issue of cost savings.

my mom lives in phoenix and goes to mexico for all her dental work because its less expensive and better.

Whoopty doo for your mom. This work that I've specifically been talking about looks terrible no matter how much it costs or what part of the world it was done in. I'm sure there's a real firecracker of a dentist an hour outside of Minsk but if he didn't put Steve Harvey cartoon teeth in Biebel's mouth then I'm obviously not talking about him. The money these guys saved isn't worth it because they look like they have caricature mouths. Not worth the savings or the flight.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #309 on: October 23, 2018, 11:13:57 AM »
i doubt people with ~millions of followers are paying for the work regardless of the country
i don't want to link to the channel because is promotes athiesm.

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« Reply #310 on: October 23, 2018, 04:09:14 PM »
The weird part is I think these folks are super into the way those pearly headstones look in their maw.  I mean I also wouldn't want to look like a roided out mini me but Biebel is clearly backing that 110%
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #311 on: October 23, 2018, 06:10:16 PM »
Anyone who participated in the brief cringe fest that was milk sponsors (more recently than you would think). Probably all gone by now. “#boneslovemilk”

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« Reply #312 on: October 23, 2018, 06:44:48 PM »
Seems like a good time to mention that guys with removable dentures give the best BJs.


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« Reply #313 on: October 23, 2018, 07:30:39 PM »
Anyone who participated in the brief cringe fest that was milk sponsors (more recently than you would think). Probably all gone by now. “#boneslovemilk”

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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« Reply #314 on: October 23, 2018, 08:04:42 PM »
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Anyone who participated in the brief cringe fest that was milk sponsors (more recently than you would think). Probably all gone by now. “#boneslovemilk”
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Imagine being lactose intolerant trying to endorse Milk for the big bucks.

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« Reply #315 on: October 23, 2018, 09:10:06 PM »
imagine drinking the mammary secretions of a cow as fully grown adult ;)

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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« Reply #316 on: October 23, 2018, 09:31:11 PM »
imagine drinking the mammary secretions of a cow as fully grown adult ;)

Disgusting.

Makes me think of this


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« Reply #317 on: October 24, 2018, 07:03:41 AM »

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« Reply #318 on: October 24, 2018, 07:31:31 AM »
imagine drinking the mammary secretions of a cow as fully grown adult ;)

If aliens ever come check us out, they’re going to be like “what the fuck?” once they find out about the whole milk concept
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« Reply #319 on: October 24, 2018, 07:34:29 AM »
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imagine drinking the mammary secretions of a cow as fully grown adult ;)
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If aliens ever come check us out, they’re going to be like “what the fuck?” once they find out about the whole milk concept

Once they saw our poorly placed and defenseless external genitals nothing about our primitive savagery probably surprises them.

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« Reply #320 on: October 24, 2018, 08:24:57 AM »
i dont hate this kid, but this is some weak sauce.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpTJzndg8RO/

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« Reply #321 on: October 24, 2018, 08:42:08 AM »
i dont hate this kid, but this is some weak sauce.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpTJzndg8RO/
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« Reply #322 on: October 24, 2018, 09:33:53 AM »
Is that Swan? Is this considered stylish? Is that beanie attached to his hair with safety pins? Did those shoes come pre-written on? Is bouncing your board like that the next big thing? Is the Suwanee River embarrassed to share a first name with this person?

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« Reply #323 on: October 24, 2018, 11:26:48 AM »
i was more put off by his frontside turn into that bowl corner

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #324 on: October 24, 2018, 12:11:44 PM »
i was more put off by his frontside turn into that bowl corner
Yeah what the fuck was that?



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« Reply #327 on: October 28, 2018, 06:28:51 PM »
Mike plum on grizzly

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« Reply #329 on: November 01, 2018, 12:35:45 PM »
i used to give dane a pass with the questionable lifestyle shots but that time has long since passed
:) I must have been tripping last night