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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #360 on: November 07, 2018, 09:49:33 AM »

Donovon full on dust bowl
Jon Dickson gets the overalls pass cause he grew up on a farm in Illinois, but Donovan is from where...West Covina. Bet the dudes never even attended a tractor pull.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #361 on: November 07, 2018, 10:47:39 AM »
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I imagine in Joslin's contract with Rockstar there's some parts about exposure on social media and to fill his quota, he racked his anti-vaxer brain and came up with this brilliant post.
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Tyson Bowerbank posted something very similar the same day. I would bet that they asked all the riders to do something like this. Be on the lookout for Daveed's clip soon.


his current profile picture on insta is literally him drinking rockstar while giving the devil horns. i cant even be mad.  what company-man. 
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #362 on: November 07, 2018, 10:55:00 AM »
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Donovon full on dust bowl
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Jon Dickson gets the overalls pass cause he grew up on a farm in Illinois, but Donovan is from where...West Covina. Bet the dudes never even attended a tractor pull.

I used to get tattooed by a certain shop in Ohio that had a super american work wear asthetic - they all wore super heavy weight canvas coveralls and aprons and shit pretty consistently. It didn't look bad, just kind of...off?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #363 on: November 07, 2018, 12:20:30 PM »
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Donovon full on dust bowl
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Jon Dickson gets the overalls pass cause he grew up on a farm in Illinois, but Donovan is from where...West Covina. Bet the dudes never even attended a tractor pull.
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I used to get tattooed by a certain shop in Ohio that had a super american work wear asthetic - they all wore super heavy weight canvas coveralls and aprons and shit pretty consistently. It didn't look bad, just kind of...off?

cool story bro! pics or it didn't happen

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« Reply #364 on: November 07, 2018, 12:29:58 PM »
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Donovon full on dust bowl
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Jon Dickson gets the overalls pass cause he grew up on a farm in Illinois, but Donovan is from where...West Covina. Bet the dudes never even attended a tractor pull.
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I used to get tattooed by a certain shop in Ohio that had a super american work wear asthetic - they all wore super heavy weight canvas coveralls and aprons and shit pretty consistently. It didn't look bad, just kind of...off?
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cool story bro! pics or it didn't happen

You're probably fun at parties with all these current references
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #365 on: November 07, 2018, 01:44:53 PM »
seriously don't even know how to find my own phone number on my fresh cell.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #366 on: November 07, 2018, 02:16:56 PM »
"this logo makes me hyped to skate"

not necessarily lame because it's obvious what the brand represents to him, but I chuckled

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2rQGvjtGF/

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #367 on: November 07, 2018, 09:12:27 PM »
Have to be Mike Plumb grizzly bear shit. 

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« Reply #368 on: November 07, 2018, 09:32:11 PM »
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I imagine in Joslin's contract with Rockstar there's some parts about exposure on social media and to fill his quota, he racked his anti-vaxer brain and came up with this brilliant post.
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Tyson Bowerbank posted something very similar the same day. I would bet that they asked all the riders to do something like this. Be on the lookout for Daveed's clip soon.
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his current profile picture on insta is literally him drinking rockstar while giving the devil horns. i cant even be mad.  what company-man.

I can’t even be mad at Daveed. He’s maintained the same image since day one, while many of his peers went through several radical looks and makeovers. He keeps a relatively low profile, and he still shreds. Monster is probably cool as shit in Columbia, and they’re obviously paying him very well judging by how hard he reps them. I always pictured him growing up with a TNT poster on his wall.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #369 on: November 08, 2018, 12:46:42 AM »
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I imagine in Joslin's contract with Rockstar there's some parts about exposure on social media and to fill his quota, he racked his anti-vaxer brain and came up with this brilliant post.
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Tyson Bowerbank posted something very similar the same day. I would bet that they asked all the riders to do something like this. Be on the lookout for Daveed's clip soon.
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his current profile picture on insta is literally him drinking rockstar while giving the devil horns. i cant even be mad.  what company-man.
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I can’t even be mad at Daveed. He’s maintained the same image since day one, while many of his peers when through several radical looks and makeovers. He keeps a relatively low profile, and he still shreds. Monster is probably cool as shit in Columbia, and they’re obviously paying him very well judging by how hard he reps them. I always pictured him growing up with a TNT poster on his wall.

I feel you. He's kinda corny but at least he's consistent. Does he still put out parts or is he in Flip purgatory
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« Reply #370 on: November 08, 2018, 06:18:21 AM »
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I imagine in Joslin's contract with Rockstar there's some parts about exposure on social media and to fill his quota, he racked his anti-vaxer brain and came up with this brilliant post.
img

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Tyson Bowerbank posted something very similar the same day. I would bet that they asked all the riders to do something like this. Be on the lookout for Daveed's clip soon.
[close]


his current profile picture on insta is literally him drinking rockstar while giving the devil horns. i cant even be mad.  what company-man.
[close]

I can’t even be mad at Daveed. He’s maintained the same image since day one, while many of his peers when through several radical looks and makeovers. He keeps a relatively low profile, and he still shreds. Monster is probably cool as shit in Columbia, and they’re obviously paying him very well judging by how hard he reps them. I always pictured him growing up with a TNT poster on his wall.
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I feel you. He's kinda corny but at least he's consistent. Does he still put out parts or is he in Flip purgatory
He is 100% in flip purgatory and uploads mostly throwback footage of the year he won SOTY

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #371 on: November 08, 2018, 06:26:48 AM »
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I imagine in Joslin's contract with Rockstar there's some parts about exposure on social media and to fill his quota, he racked his anti-vaxer brain and came up with this brilliant post.
img

[close]

Tyson Bowerbank posted something very similar the same day. I would bet that they asked all the riders to do something like this. Be on the lookout for Daveed's clip soon.
[close]


his current profile picture on insta is literally him drinking rockstar while giving the devil horns. i cant even be mad.  what company-man.
[close]

I can’t even be mad at Daveed. He’s maintained the same image since day one, while many of his peers when through several radical looks and makeovers. He keeps a relatively low profile, and he still shreds. Monster is probably cool as shit in Columbia, and they’re obviously paying him very well judging by how hard he reps them. I always pictured him growing up with a TNT poster on his wall.
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I feel you. He's kinda corny but at least he's consistent. Does he still put out parts or is he in Flip purgatory
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He is 100% in flip purgatory and uploads mostly throwback footage of the year he won SOTY
He's having a part come out soon though I think. Interested to see what he can pull of, possessed part can't be topped especially after all the injuries so hopefully takes a bit different route for this one

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #372 on: November 08, 2018, 06:29:43 AM »
Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo9dGZqnMjm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1d7deuz2pmbk0
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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« Reply #373 on: November 08, 2018, 07:33:54 AM »
Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo9dGZqnMjm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1d7deuz2pmbk0

This guy HAS to be from Florida

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #374 on: November 08, 2018, 07:50:01 AM »
Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo9dGZqnMjm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1d7deuz2pmbk0

Wow. Thank you for this. I needed a laugh this morning. From the radical rings he’s wearing to the zero deck hanging on the wall, this dude has it figured out.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #375 on: November 08, 2018, 07:59:49 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl4rGMHFrLE/?hl=en&taken-by=chriscobracole

36 year old man learns to sew because his pants aren't tight enough

not to defend chris cole but if u reread it, he's talking about when he was younger filming for his first videos.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #377 on: November 08, 2018, 08:17:07 AM »
There’s a lot of really good content on this page.



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« Reply #378 on: November 08, 2018, 09:04:03 AM »
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Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo9dGZqnMjm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1d7deuz2pmbk0
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Wow. Thank you for this. I needed a laugh this morning. From the radical rings he’s wearing to the zero deck hanging on the wall, this dude has it figured out.

is that a sports wallpaper border going around the top of his room? def not fucking with this dude.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #379 on: November 08, 2018, 09:52:46 AM »
Shite Don the realest in the game.







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« Reply #380 on: November 08, 2018, 01:43:54 PM »
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Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo9dGZqnMjm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1d7deuz2pmbk0
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Wow. Thank you for this. I needed a laugh this morning. From the radical rings he’s wearing to the zero deck hanging on the wall, this dude has it figured out.

Wonder who has more smoke? Shite Don or Biebel? 
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« Reply #381 on: November 08, 2018, 01:48:04 PM »
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Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo9dGZqnMjm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1d7deuz2pmbk0
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Wow. Thank you for this. I needed a laugh this morning. From the radical rings he’s wearing to the zero deck hanging on the wall, this dude has it figured out.
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Wonder who has more smoke? Shite Don or Biebel?
Shite def got the mids for high grade price. Pinchin out the sack. 

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #383 on: November 08, 2018, 01:56:54 PM »
can we get some skate footy of the shite don guy?

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« Reply #384 on: November 08, 2018, 04:06:10 PM »
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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« Reply #385 on: November 08, 2018, 04:37:25 PM »

Why is he doing a bad Scarface accent?

He's got some serious mental issues due to his insecurities. If Nigel tugged on his shirt (balls) in da club he'd milk that sack in a heartbeat to stay relevant. Thats insider info

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« Reply #386 on: November 08, 2018, 04:38:36 PM »
Why is he doing a bad Scarface accent?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #387 on: November 08, 2018, 04:58:54 PM »
Fucking hell! I always regret listening to Jereme speak but he's like my car crash of the skate industry

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #388 on: November 08, 2018, 05:18:29 PM »
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can we get some skate footy of the shite don guy?
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Screen recorded this

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp8E7TPjXoD/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1s49drymrv53h

It's cool that he still skates on metal wheels.

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« Reply #389 on: November 09, 2018, 02:44:24 AM »
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can we get some skate footy of the shite don guy?
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Screen recorded this

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp8E7TPjXoD/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1s49drymrv53h
He is white and he uses the "n" word, is that okay in murica? By the way i surprised that he skate pretty good.