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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #570 on: November 22, 2018, 09:51:22 AM »
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I can't fucking do it anymore guys
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He’s not pro Anymore
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I’m not gay, but credit where credit is due:  Those buns are spectacular.

I hope for his sake he never ends up in a jail cell with Andy Roy.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #571 on: November 22, 2018, 10:01:15 AM »
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I can fucking do it with hot as fuck guys ♥
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Didn't 90's rapper, "Sir Mix a Lot." write a song about this?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #572 on: November 22, 2018, 10:07:44 AM »
Skateboarders fortunate enough to have randomly been born white in the first world are the most entitled, fragile, self-loathing, and toxic people on this unequal planet and this thread are basically those people complaining about how awful life can be when everyone's jealous of you. It's like when white dudes complain about being victims of racism because all the people they used to enslave are making fun of them, or when Christians cry about being persecuted because the government wants to recognize that men can be into the cock. Just to underline it, the "villains" is behind an organization of the world's underclasses so you can add the poor to the growing list of people the audience of SLAP feels threatened by.
yeah dude, everyone loves pizza.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #573 on: November 22, 2018, 02:02:55 PM »

He saw the tattoo thread. JT on Slap confirmed.
He's most def on slap his name is Isuck on here.

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« Reply #574 on: November 22, 2018, 07:38:58 PM »
Skateboarders fortunate enough to have randomly been born white in the first world are the most entitled, fragile, self-loathing, and toxic people on this unequal planet and this thread are basically those people complaining about how awful life can be when everyone's jealous of you. It's like when white dudes complain about being victims of racism because all the people they used to enslave are making fun of them, or when Christians cry about being persecuted because the government wants to recognize that men can be into the cock. Just to underline it, the "villains" is behind an organization of the world's underclasses so you can add the poor to the growing list of people the audience of SLAP feels threatened by.

Damn son when did the SJW bug crawl up your ass?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #575 on: November 22, 2018, 08:52:20 PM »
Yeah dude, everyone loves pizza.
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Damn son, when did the SJW bug crawl up your ass?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #576 on: November 23, 2018, 08:02:22 AM »
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I can fucking do it with hot as fuck guys ♥
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Didn't 90's rapper, "Sir Mix a Lot." write a song about this?

I think I saw the fart version on YouTube.
'No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards. You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.'

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #577 on: November 23, 2018, 09:00:16 AM »
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I can fucking do it with hot as fuck guys ♥
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Didn't 90's rapper, "Sir Mix a Lot." write a song about this?
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I think I saw the fart version on YouTube.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #578 on: November 24, 2018, 12:05:20 AM »
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I was in a program through the government where they took multiple large bears like 8 of them and compressed them into one tiny bear. That's why I have such large pecs.
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Weird flex, but okay
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Try and tell me my pecs aren't massive. It's not just my tiny  head they really are my best feature.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #579 on: November 24, 2018, 07:42:48 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #580 on: November 24, 2018, 08:11:12 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqjofVbl5Lm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=qx0hjoubudgg
I laughed when I saw the ninejah photo.
Jereme Rogers is a stupid fuck just asking to get robbed. How many hotels are there In  Arcata next to the freeway? One that I can think of.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #581 on: November 24, 2018, 09:21:23 AM »
“Need you to respect me like I’m Ivy.... league.”
When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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« Reply #582 on: November 24, 2018, 12:51:03 PM »
“Need you to respect me like I’m Ivy.... league.”

"Used to be here now you're gone.... nair."

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« Reply #583 on: November 24, 2018, 03:58:00 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #584 on: November 24, 2018, 04:09:05 PM »
http://www.instagram.com/p/BqlIjLInsvf/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1phseued9wbfp

Don’t think “to” much about spelling.

No no you don't understand! He's saying don't think towards "muchness", as in consumerism and materialism. He's encouraging people to live a life of simplicity, also reinforced by the photo's aesthetic.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #585 on: November 24, 2018, 08:08:58 PM »
I’d rather stare deep into Nick Dompierre’s metallic buttocks than any picture of Greg Lutzka.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #586 on: November 24, 2018, 10:43:06 PM »
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Jereme Rogers is a stupid fuck just asking to get robbed. How many hotels are there In  Arcata next to the freeway? One that I can think of.

How is there no one in his life that cares about him enough to tell him his music is putrid and he should not release any of it ever? It’s beyond comically bad at this point. And that’s not even getting into the budget ass videos.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #587 on: November 24, 2018, 10:45:44 PM »
How is there no one in his life that cares about him enough to tell him his music is putrid and he should not release any of it ever? It’s beyond comically bad at this point. And that’s not even getting into the budget ass videos.

if there was someone to tell him this, do you think he would consider their opinion was said in a attempt to help him? or would they be dismissed a jealous hater?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #588 on: November 24, 2018, 10:47:16 PM »
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Jereme Rogers is a stupid fuck just asking to get robbed. How many hotels are there In  Arcata next to the freeway? One that I can think of.
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How is there no one in his life that cares about him enough to tell him his music is putrid and he should not release any of it ever? It’s beyond comically bad at this point. And that’s not even getting into the budget ass videos.
Who do you think let him borrow their green for this vid?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #589 on: November 24, 2018, 11:00:43 PM »
He's in humboldt county so he probably just found it in a trash can.

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« Reply #590 on: November 25, 2018, 01:23:18 AM »
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How is there no one in his life that cares about him enough to tell him his music is putrid and he should not release any of it ever? It’s beyond comically bad at this point. And that’s not even getting into the budget ass videos.
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if there was someone to tell him this, do you think he would consider their opinion was said in a attempt to help him? or would they be dismissed a jealous hater?

Probably. I imagine trying to talk sense to him would almost as bad as watching one of his filmclips.

The filming of it would have to be the most cringey shit ever.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #591 on: November 25, 2018, 02:32:44 AM »
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Instagram controlling our culture really bothers me it's like we have no culture, our culture is Instagram culture. Its totally physcho. I'm sure someone is going to chime in and convince me I'm wrong and Instagram is a necessity, which just verifies skaters are insanely addicted to IG.

Remember when it was widely accepted the industry is ran by high school drop outs and/or having a criminal record, and also commonly said, "If I wasn't doing this I'd be flipping burgers."

Now that instagram turned all those people into narcissists, they just stand on their social media soap box kooking it, being way too stuborn to admit they have developed a mental problem using Instagram too much.

"Its over-saturated, too much footage, I can't remember any clips" Then repeat again the next day x how many years now? We're all fucking lab rats. Just look up social media whistle blowers, they designed the apps to simulate crack cocaine.
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i agree here

my homie was trying to scroll through instagram and show me shit while he was driving and actually thought there was nothing wrong with it

hell in a handbasket

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #592 on: November 25, 2018, 11:41:19 AM »
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How is there no one in his life that cares about him enough to tell him his music is putrid and he should not release any of it ever? It’s beyond comically bad at this point. And that’s not even getting into the budget ass videos.
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if there was someone to tell him this, do you think he would consider their opinion was said in a attempt to help him? or would they be dismissed a jealous hater?

I am amazed that people on Instagram tell him that his music sucks and he takes the time to respond to nearly everyone. He must spend an insane amount of time reading, re-reading, and responding to comments.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #593 on: November 25, 2018, 12:35:27 PM »
Strobeck sniffing his own farts and posting every compliment about blessed on his IG stories is pretty lame.

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« Reply #594 on: November 25, 2018, 01:36:00 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #595 on: November 25, 2018, 01:38:51 PM »
9/11 was a national tragedy

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #596 on: November 25, 2018, 06:00:17 PM »
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Jereme Rogers is a stupid fuck just asking to get robbed. How many hotels are there In  Arcata next to the freeway? One that I can think of.
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How is there no one in his life that cares about him enough to tell him his music is putrid and he should not release any of it ever? It’s beyond comically bad at this point. And that’s not even getting into the budget ass videos.
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Who do you think let him borrow their green for this vid?
fucking hell he's a mess (that I can't stop watching)
I think someone brought this up in the other thread but does he have insanely rich parents or something?
How can he continue to live the life he does buying props (weed, guns, chains) and hookers for every single Instagram post/ shitty music video?
I picture his actual life being him sleeping on a very thin soiled mattress with his total of 6 possessions lying next to him, how the hell does he continue to pull this charade off?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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« Reply #597 on: November 25, 2018, 07:35:00 PM »
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Jereme Rogers is a stupid fuck just asking to get robbed. How many hotels are there In  Arcata next to the freeway? One that I can think of.
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How is there no one in his life that cares about him enough to tell him his music is putrid and he should not release any of it ever? It’s beyond comically bad at this point. And that’s not even getting into the budget ass videos.
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Who do you think let him borrow their green for this vid?
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fucking hell he's a mess (that I can't stop watching)
I think someone brought this up in the other thread but does he have insanely rich parents or something?
How can he continue to live the life he does buying props (weed, guns, chains) and hookers for every single Instagram post/ shitty music video?
I picture his actual life being him sleeping on a very thin soiled mattress with his total of 6 possessions lying next to him, how the hell does he continue to pull this charade off?
Sherm on selling sherm? Perhaps.

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« Reply #598 on: November 25, 2018, 08:16:35 PM »
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Jereme Rogers is a stupid fuck just asking to get robbed. How many hotels are there In  Arcata next to the freeway? One that I can think of.
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How is there no one in his life that cares about him enough to tell him his music is putrid and he should not release any of it ever? It’s beyond comically bad at this point. And that’s not even getting into the budget ass videos.
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Who do you think let him borrow their green for this vid?
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fucking hell he's a mess (that I can't stop watching)
I think someone brought this up in the other thread but does he have insanely rich parents or something?
How can he continue to live the life he does buying props (weed, guns, chains) and hookers for every single Instagram post/ shitty music video?
I picture his actual life being him sleeping on a very thin soiled mattress with his total of 6 possessions lying next to him, how the hell does he continue to pull this charade off?
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Sherm on selling sherm? Perhaps.

i heard on the street that magnum’s what he fits. if that’s true there’s probably a market.

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« Reply #599 on: November 25, 2018, 08:19:59 PM »
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Jereme Rogers is a stupid fuck just asking to get robbed. How many hotels are there In  Arcata next to the freeway? One that I can think of.
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How is there no one in his life that cares about him enough to tell him his music is putrid and he should not release any of it ever? It’s beyond comically bad at this point. And that’s not even getting into the budget ass videos.
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Who do you think let him borrow their green for this vid?
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fucking hell he's a mess (that I can't stop watching)
I think someone brought this up in the other thread but does he have insanely rich parents or something?
How can he continue to live the life he does buying props (weed, guns, chains) and hookers for every single Instagram post/ shitty music video?
I picture his actual life being him sleeping on a very thin soiled mattress with his total of 6 possessions lying next to him, how the hell does he continue to pull this charade off?

i'm actually shocked he doesn't have a secret life in gay porn (not that there's anything wrong with that)
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