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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2370 on: December 23, 2019, 02:53:28 PM »
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Came across this post by moose that made me cringe

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6WB6fvH0Ev/?igshid=1qlcucn9ha4sl
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These motherfuckers would die in a real fight, especially the dude with glasses, he's just fucking flailing his arms around like a bitch. If you wanna have a friendly spar just wear some fucking gloves instead of this embarrassing shit.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2371 on: December 26, 2019, 04:02:39 AM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2372 on: December 26, 2019, 05:47:47 AM »
Check the nurses expression in that 2nd pic Brophy posted 🤣

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #endlesstoecapsforthepuffyfooter

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2373 on: December 26, 2019, 05:53:42 AM »
Check the nurses expression in that 2nd pic Brophy posted 🤣
Dude, imagine mine... I was fucking eating when I saw it

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2374 on: December 28, 2019, 04:32:21 PM »
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Came across this post by moose that made me cringe

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6WB6fvH0Ev/?igshid=1qlcucn9ha4sl
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These motherfuckers would die in a real fight, especially the dude with glasses, he's just fucking flailing his arms around like a bitch. If you wanna have a friendly spar just wear some fucking gloves instead of this embarrassing shit.
It looked like they were fighting on downers. Strobeck in slow motion type of shit.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2375 on: December 30, 2019, 05:47:48 AM »
Probably any JT post from his own account or the pro milking one like this I just saw smh
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6pBo2hJI_P/?igshid=xkuckhvgvfp7

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2376 on: December 30, 2019, 06:19:43 AM »
Probably any JT post from his own account or the pro milking one like this I just saw smh
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6pBo2hJI_P/?igshid=xkuckhvgvfp7

pro miling?

hes literally just sellign all the old shit he has lying around his garage.. grnate dsome of his pricing is rediculous but i dont see the problem here?


selling an X Games trophy is a bit odd though.. wonder how much it went for?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2377 on: January 03, 2020, 04:15:40 AM »
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Probably any JT post from his own account or the pro milking one like this I just saw smh
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6pBo2hJI_P/?igshid=xkuckhvgvfp7
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pro miling?

hes literally just sellign all the old shit he has lying around his garage.. grnate dsome of his pricing is rediculous but i dont see the problem here?


selling an X Games trophy is a bit odd though.. wonder how much it went for?

It's not listed on his ebay sold items so maybe he sold it off ebay or something
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2378 on: January 03, 2020, 12:27:27 PM »
https://men.wikifeet.com/Nyjah_Huston

Not only is Nyjah a member of the 9 club in street league, he is a member of the 4.5/5 club on WikiFeet.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2379 on: January 03, 2020, 03:15:31 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2380 on: January 03, 2020, 03:38:29 PM »
So we’re all just gonna ignore the nyjah foot fetish thing or nah

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2381 on: January 03, 2020, 03:54:27 PM »
So we’re all just gonna ignore the nyjah foot fetish thing or nah

Uh, what?
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« Reply #2382 on: January 03, 2020, 04:04:26 PM »
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So we’re all just gonna ignore the nyjah foot fetish thing or nah
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Uh, what?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2383 on: January 04, 2020, 02:07:01 AM »
time to bring up that shoe ad with the fucked up feet from the 90's or early 2000's

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2385 on: January 10, 2020, 11:59:31 PM »
Just went out and bought one. Sike, Leticia. Sike.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2386 on: January 23, 2020, 06:46:48 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2387 on: January 23, 2020, 07:13:48 PM »
We need a skate version of the board game guess who.

Does your guy have glasses? hand tats? chipotle salad advertisements?


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2388 on: January 23, 2020, 07:18:14 PM »
Pic 3 makes me laugh for some reason

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7jT-g8pkTc/?igshid=18lbtyfwif0tc

There's a social media team out there putting a powerpoint deck together highlighting how engaged males 18-25 are with this post... and they're real engaged, folks!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2389 on: January 23, 2020, 07:18:44 PM »
There was his recent posting of doing prison workouts around his suburban yard


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2390 on: January 23, 2020, 08:28:21 PM »
They better stock up on tortillas and set up some barricades or something for the avalanche of customers this is sure to unleash.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2391 on: January 23, 2020, 08:31:52 PM »
Chipotle is terrible,but Neen's tattoos look similar to their bags

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2392 on: January 23, 2020, 08:37:00 PM »
At what point will Neen stop being  a skateboarder with lots of sponsors, to just a dude who sells things on instagram?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2393 on: January 23, 2020, 08:42:46 PM »
At what point will Neen stop being  a skateboarder with lots of sponsors, to just a dude who sells things on instagram?
Last year he made it official

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2394 on: January 24, 2020, 12:29:17 PM »
Neen is at Greg Lutzka levels of convincing companies who know fuck all about skating that he's relevant and marketable
Stop hating and actually learn something about textile production. You dont know shit about that.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2395 on: January 24, 2020, 12:36:31 PM »
This actually makes a lot of sense. Neen was quite savvy to recognize that you can't spell "salmonella" without "salmon" and Chipotle and salmonella go together like birds of a feather.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2396 on: January 24, 2020, 12:52:18 PM »
You got questions? Ask me like a fucking man. You know my Insta.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2397 on: January 24, 2020, 01:09:24 PM »
Fuck the duffman post is so cringey.

On one hand I understand these dudes don't have any valuable skills after a skate career and need to make some cash.

But holy fuck it ruins their image.
Considered debating this, but then I thought, “well that would be ‘dumbass’”

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2398 on: January 24, 2020, 01:09:38 PM »
I don’t know man, as kooky as it is, I’ll give the Duffman a pass.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2399 on: January 24, 2020, 01:14:19 PM »
I mean he is kinda doing dog drugs so I fuck with it