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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5640 on: March 16, 2021, 05:28:51 PM »
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more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless



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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.



Maybe this guy is crazy, or maybe he puts his pants on one rapist at a time, just like everyone else.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5641 on: March 16, 2021, 05:59:58 PM »
you were on a roll until you reminded me craft beer culture is quite nearly as bad

I thought that was pretty obviously a joke.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5642 on: March 16, 2021, 06:06:22 PM »
no i know it is from him but there are real people out there who are doing that right now

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5643 on: March 16, 2021, 06:21:50 PM »
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more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless



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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.



Can’t be real. Dudes not wearing an ankle bracelet.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5644 on: March 16, 2021, 06:26:27 PM »
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more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless



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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.


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Maybe this guy is crazy, or maybe he puts his pants on one rapist at a time, just like everyone else.
maybe his pants get taken off two rapists at a time with one filming

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5645 on: March 16, 2021, 06:27:32 PM »
Josh Rosas = King Shark: Confirmed!

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5646 on: March 16, 2021, 07:01:11 PM »
“Gotta be the most dedicated thing I’ve seen someone do for me”

Yeah, except your dad holding you hostage in a skatepark for your whole childhood

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5647 on: March 16, 2021, 07:16:22 PM »
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more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless



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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.


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Maybe this guy is crazy, or maybe he puts his pants on one rapist at a time, just like everyone else.
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maybe his pants get taken off two rapists at a time with one filming

You Monster.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5648 on: March 16, 2021, 07:18:04 PM »
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I guess this would be the opposite of lame but it’s making fun of what I feel is an all too common ig post

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No, no. This is lame upriver.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5649 on: March 16, 2021, 07:31:15 PM »
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I guess this would be the opposite of lame but it’s making fun of what I feel is an all too common ig post

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No, no. This is lame upriver.
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Upriver was 2012 Dill for yuppy/boujee

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5650 on: March 16, 2021, 07:34:33 PM »
Nyjah would be a fool not to heap praise on that tat lest he wake in the middle of the night to dude at the foot of his bed asking why he didn't like his tattoo.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5651 on: March 16, 2021, 07:39:24 PM »
“Gotta be the most dedicated thing I’ve seen someone do for me”

Yeah, except your dad holding you hostage in a skatepark for your whole childhood

The good Ole days

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« Reply #5652 on: March 16, 2021, 07:54:56 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5653 on: March 16, 2021, 08:18:32 PM »
stop gentrifying my cellular data allocation

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5654 on: March 16, 2021, 08:45:32 PM »

cobra “i always wanted to be that guy ,too” is so fucking dark

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5655 on: March 16, 2021, 08:48:16 PM »
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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.


imagine blowing a dude and making eye contact with jah

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5656 on: March 16, 2021, 08:50:31 PM »
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I guess this would be the opposite of lame but it’s making fun of what I feel is an all too common ig post

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No, no. This is lame upriver.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5657 on: March 16, 2021, 09:11:23 PM »
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I guess this would be the opposite of lame but it’s making fun of what I feel is an all too common ig post

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No, no. This is lame upriver.
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Sorry if I’m being a dummy, but what does upriver mean in this context?
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Upriver was 2012 Dill for yuppy/boujee

I'd be down to see another episode of this if they take Dill drugs beforehand to make it more real.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5658 on: March 16, 2021, 09:14:37 PM »
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I guess this would be the opposite of lame but it’s making fun of what I feel is an all too common ig post

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No, no. This is lame upriver.
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Sorry if I’m being a dummy, but what does upriver mean in this context?
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Cheers for posting this, actually gotta respect Dyrdek for being this self-aware
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5659 on: March 16, 2021, 09:57:48 PM »
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I guess this would be the opposite of lame but it’s making fun of what I feel is an all too common ig post

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No, no. This is lame upriver.
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Sorry if I’m being a dummy, but what does upriver mean in this context?
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Cheers for posting this, actually gotta respect Dyrdek for being this self-aware

There was an episode in Rob and Big where he gets really depressed because tabloid like People Magazine refers to him as a Z-list celebrity.   I didn’t and still don’t know if he was lacking all self-awareness through this plot (which was either before or after he staged a fake drunk photo for the paparazzi) or really wasn’t aware that it isn’t less sad that his fame thirst is so transparent.  I mean, He did a Hard Days Night aping commercial for DC before he was even on MTV, which is pretty rich to think that he of all skaters would be chased by screaming fans through downtown LA (and then grind down a round rail that you made square shell to put on top)

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5660 on: March 17, 2021, 04:09:38 AM »
more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless




at least it won't be that hard to cover up
i don't want to link to the channel because is promotes athiesm.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5661 on: March 17, 2021, 04:12:55 AM »
Yeesh there was definitely a common theme happening in Atlanta


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5662 on: March 17, 2021, 04:27:37 AM »


inspirational, does he have a patreon ? I want to support this young man
check my music

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5663 on: March 17, 2021, 06:15:27 AM »
Yeesh there was definitely a common theme happening in Atlanta



Best part is the Monster hat.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5664 on: March 17, 2021, 06:20:54 AM »
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Best part is the Monster hat.

Dude also got a mandala necktat on his leg now

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5665 on: March 17, 2021, 06:30:09 AM »
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inspirational, does he have a patreon ? I want to support this young man

it's kind of hilarious to me that you'd be able to build up wealth but still be insecure in this way

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5666 on: March 17, 2021, 06:32:36 AM »


I didn't think there was a more idiotic way to just say "don't flaunt your wealth" but here we are.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5667 on: March 17, 2021, 07:22:23 AM »
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I guess this would be the opposite of lame but it’s making fun of what I feel is an all too common ig post

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No, no. This is lame upriver.
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Sorry if I’m being a dummy, but what does upriver mean in this context?
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Cheers for posting this, actually gotta respect Dyrdek for being this self-aware

Drydek knows what he's doing.  He knows he not some cool skate rat catering to the SLAP crowd.  He's catering to the 12-13 and younger who just started skating crowd and like to watch MTV shows with videos of people doing stupid shit crowd.  He is probably also catering to his financial manager crowd.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5668 on: March 17, 2021, 07:57:36 AM »
And his matching family outfit crowd

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5669 on: March 17, 2021, 08:17:15 AM »
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more of a lame instagram post ABOUT a pro but noteworthy nonetheless



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Not surprising that Nyjah is enough of a weirdo to like that a stranger got a tattoo of his face.


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imagine blowing a dude and making eye contact with jah
First thing I thought of too,Fred Durst lookin ass fool. Probably grabs his Nyjah tattoo by the mandala when he JOs too.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house