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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5730 on: March 19, 2021, 10:37:59 PM »
Permission to send nyjah?
Permission to invest Mikey?
Permission to fight MGK?



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I always got one of my boys holdin a jar of leak and a fat blunt, so as soon as i land the trick we gettin wet you know?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5731 on: March 19, 2021, 10:41:12 PM »
Machine Gun Kelly got bodied so hard by Eminem he started making shitty 2000s pop punk instead.

He still fucks Megan Fox though.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5732 on: March 19, 2021, 10:46:39 PM »
corpse husband is NOT david loy

they are equally insufferable and demented however

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5733 on: March 21, 2021, 07:44:43 PM »
We all need to start tagging mikey in that horse post. I have done my part

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« Reply #5734 on: March 21, 2021, 07:58:23 PM »
The post got deleted. David Loy must lurk SLAP

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5735 on: March 21, 2021, 08:14:53 PM »
Machine Gun Kelly got bodied so hard by Eminem he started making shitty 2000s pop punk instead.

He still fucks Megan Fox though.

Sneak diss? Because she sends like that special type of kooky.  Honestly I'm likely jaded by my slezzy creeper canuck boss's infatuation with said Fox.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5736 on: March 21, 2021, 10:58:06 PM »
The post got deleted. David Loy must lurk SLAP

What did I miss?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5737 on: March 22, 2021, 05:08:25 AM »
We all need to start tagging mikey in that horse post. I have done my part
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5738 on: March 22, 2021, 05:59:49 AM »
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The post got deleted. David Loy must lurk SLAP
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What did I miss?
Looks like the video is out now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSBYIzaxijM

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« Reply #5739 on: March 22, 2021, 07:55:51 AM »
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Machine Gun Kelly got bodied so hard by Eminem he started making shitty 2000s pop punk instead.

He still fucks Megan Fox though.
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Sneak diss? Because she sends like that special type of kooky.  Honestly I'm likely jaded by my slezzy creeper canuck boss's infatuation with said Fox.

Nothing deters sexual attraction like a competing, foaming monkey who belongs in horny jail.
fuck poutine we eat pussy out here.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5740 on: March 28, 2021, 08:35:14 PM »
I perused John Joseph's Instagram today and was bummed to see he believed in the Bill Gates conspiracy bullshit.  Was also bummed to see Ed Selego liking this idiocy.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5741 on: March 28, 2021, 10:54:41 PM »
I perused John Joseph's Instagram today and was bummed to see he believed in the Bill Gates conspiracy bullshit.  Was also bummed to see Ed Selego liking this idiocy.


Who do they think Bill Gates is fucking Monty Burns?

Also, if they don't like (some) ultra wealthy having a greater power to shape the world, why not just tax them?
It is weird how many anti-capitalist complaints exist on the far-right, but they somehow link power derived from wealth and the desire for wealth that can create corruption with (Chinese) communism and lizard people instead of capitalism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDuMp2kDxos

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5742 on: March 29, 2021, 01:59:48 AM »
I didn't bother to look into it too hard, it's not worth the mental fatigue to try and argue with these idiots.  From what I gathered though, Gates has been funding research for a project that would put shit in the atmosphere to shield us from the sun when the effects of climate change become worse.  There's an episode of The Simpson's where Mr. Burns blocks the sun just to be a butthole.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5743 on: March 29, 2021, 04:04:30 AM »
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So hang out with poor people, thats your fucking wisdom?

I mean I've heard the "You are the average of your five closest friends" and cringed, but at least that does carry some insight.

I guess his message is don't be a fuckwit instagram flexr buying shit you can't afford on credit, but talk about shit execution.

Could he be a bigger corny, bargain store, finance motivation dude if he tried.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CMmliISMzhI/


I got second hand embarrassment wow mikey

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« Reply #5744 on: April 07, 2021, 08:26:06 PM »
This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNL72Rfh0nj/?igshid=bfxt13vv9k7k

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5745 on: April 07, 2021, 08:29:00 PM »
Elijah set it off, now there's an entire look based off of something dylan wore once
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5746 on: April 07, 2021, 08:46:23 PM »
You guys reaching a lil far on that Clive post.
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« Reply #5747 on: April 07, 2021, 08:51:15 PM »
This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNL72Rfh0nj/?igshid=bfxt13vv9k7k
he looks like my moms boyfriend i wish dad was still alive  :(

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« Reply #5748 on: April 07, 2021, 09:08:56 PM »
This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNL72Rfh0nj/?igshid=bfxt13vv9k7k

his guy just lives to obliviously do everything he can to keep himself out of any company's van

dude noseblunted Staples and now he's in Emericas lmaooooo

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5749 on: April 08, 2021, 05:47:01 AM »
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I perused John Joseph's Instagram today and was bummed to see he believed in the Bill Gates conspiracy bullshit.  Was also bummed to see Ed Selego liking this idiocy.

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Who do they think Bill Gates is fucking Monty Burns?

Also, if they don't like (some) ultra wealthy having a greater power to shape the world, why not just tax them?
It is weird how many anti-capitalist complaints exist on the far-right, but they somehow link power derived from wealth and the desire for wealth that can create corruption with (Chinese) communism and lizard people instead of capitalism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDuMp2kDxos

“The wealthy are harvesting our children’s organs for blood sacrifice rituals but also we must keep their tax rates low or we will lose their productive capacity.”
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5750 on: April 13, 2021, 06:52:48 AM »
Too easy, I know. But I can't let this thread slip to page 3. The horse resemblance in the laughing pic is astounding.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNbT17nDQw3/

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5751 on: April 13, 2021, 06:56:03 AM »
Mikey Taylor is that friend that when you first meet him you think the friend group is bullying him for no reason.
Then you realize he brings it onto himself every time
no, i live in an efficiency by myself and work in middle management like you, loser

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5752 on: April 13, 2021, 06:59:18 AM »
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This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNL72Rfh0nj/?igshid=bfxt13vv9k7k
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he looks like my moms boyfriend i wish dad was still alive  :(

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« Reply #5753 on: April 13, 2021, 07:46:48 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5755 on: April 13, 2021, 08:15:23 AM »
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LMFAO

I'll tag you when my aunt unironically shares this on facebook

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« Reply #5756 on: April 13, 2021, 08:16:58 AM »
Mikey Taylor is the person you haven't talked to you in years, invites you to catch up for coffee, and as soon as you sit down he tells you he's an entrepreneur and has a life changing opportunity for you.


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« Reply #5757 on: April 13, 2021, 08:21:12 AM »
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This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNL72Rfh0nj/?igshid=bfxt13vv9k7k
[close]

his guy just lives to obliviously do everything he can to keep himself out of any company's van

dude noseblunted Staples and now he's in Emericas lmaooooo

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5758 on: April 13, 2021, 08:24:28 AM »
This whole fit is something else. Fuckin love it at the same time, I want a whole part with this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNL72Rfh0nj/?igshid=bfxt13vv9k7k

Big Stanley Kowalski energy.
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5759 on: April 13, 2021, 08:29:43 AM »
Too easy, I know. But I can't let this thread slip to page 3. The horse resemblance in the laughing pic is astounding.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNbT17nDQw3/
Him and his sister look like twins