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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6990 on: October 18, 2021, 12:53:49 PM »
Everything DP does on IG is stupid, but some of the people that were into this one bummed me out. Always shitty finding out a dude you thought had his shit together is an asshole.

Wait you thought Duane Peters had his shit together?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6991 on: October 18, 2021, 03:15:17 PM »
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Everything DP does on IG is stupid, but some of the people that were into this one bummed me out. Always shitty finding out a dude you thought had his shit together is an asshole.
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Wait you thought Duane Peters had his shit together?

I went and looked at the comments on that post (because I’m still not sure I understand what the point is that he’s trying to make) and saw some really golden shit - like some fuckwit saying “Keep gay out of skateboarding” and proclaiming it to be for white straight males / Powell pushing the big-gay agenda. Wow.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6992 on: October 18, 2021, 04:18:53 PM »
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Everything DP does on IG is stupid, but some of the people that were into this one bummed me out. Always shitty finding out a dude you thought had his shit together is an asshole.
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Wait you thought Duane Peters had his shit together?
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I went and looked at the comments on that post (because I’m still not sure I understand what the point is that he’s trying to make) and saw some really golden shit - like some fuckwit saying “Keep gay out of skateboarding” and proclaiming it to be for white straight males / Powell pushing the big-gay agenda. Wow.
best comment on that post was, “who knew Duane was so well researched in regards to gay history?” I bet it made his blood fucking boil!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6993 on: October 18, 2021, 04:37:01 PM »


He wants to see something monstrous


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6994 on: October 18, 2021, 05:22:16 PM »


He wants to see something monstrous
This sounds like it was created with a soundboard

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6995 on: October 18, 2021, 09:16:40 PM »
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This sounds like it was created with a soundboard

Oh, the places you'll go.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6996 on: October 18, 2021, 09:27:57 PM »


He wants to see something monstrous
Going to hit a keto diet, hold it as much as I can for a few days, and then DM him something monstrous like a man.
i like the tiny headed bear who says nice stuff to everyone.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6997 on: October 19, 2021, 01:37:33 AM »


He wants to see something monstrous

It was like someone was pointing a gun at him (off screen) and forcing him to say that shit

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6998 on: October 19, 2021, 01:57:56 AM »
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It was like someone was pointing a gun at him (off screen) and forcing him to say that shit

I genuinely think he is a little slow / underdeveloped.

I'm serious. I'm not saying that to be funny.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #6999 on: October 19, 2021, 02:03:14 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CVDVBYEltZ4/?utm_medium=copy_link

Edit: just realised it said lame Instagram posts by PRO skaters, my bad
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7000 on: October 19, 2021, 03:17:59 AM »
take what small comfort there may be left
seize what you love and damn all the rest

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7001 on: October 19, 2021, 03:33:42 AM »
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He wants to see something monstrous
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It was like someone was pointing a gun at him (off screen) and forcing him to say that shit
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I genuinely think he is a little slow / underdeveloped.

I'm serious. I'm not saying that to be funny.

he's pretty dumb but is he special dumb? i wonder too.

nice no make clip Snipes !

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7002 on: October 19, 2021, 03:35:28 AM »
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He wants to see something monstrous
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It was like someone was pointing a gun at him (off screen) and forcing him to say that shit
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I genuinely think he is a little slow / underdeveloped.

I'm serious. I'm not saying that to be funny.
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he's pretty dumb but is he special dumb? i wonder too.

nice no make clip Snipes !

He reminds me of the white rapper guy in Always Sunny. The way he talks and his facial expressions.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7003 on: October 19, 2021, 12:12:51 PM »
while cool-guying is a real phenomenon, studies show that 83% of all cool-guying incidents can be attributed to the cool-guyee being an awkward weirdo

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7004 on: October 19, 2021, 12:16:36 PM »
^ that is exactly on brand for Supreme

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7005 on: October 19, 2021, 12:31:29 PM »
I think someone said it already a few pages ago, but the only reasonable conclusion to draw from this thread is that nobody should ever buy a pro board again.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7006 on: October 19, 2021, 12:33:24 PM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7007 on: October 19, 2021, 12:41:00 PM »


Never liked Eli Reed because he had a stupid haircut and dressed weird when I first started skating almost 20 years ago. Always trust your gut.
Hopefully not a kook, but if so, fuck it.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7008 on: October 19, 2021, 12:55:13 PM »
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Lol

I mean... He killed someone

Why should he be free'd
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7009 on: October 19, 2021, 01:23:54 PM »
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Lol

I mean... He killed someone

Why should he be free'd

If I remember correctly, the account was made when TK started hanging out with Habibi and was there to raise awareness about the whole situation. If you look at the posts you'll see a lot of stories about Josaiah and his family, TKs actions aren't condoned in any way on the page unless I'm missing something.

Anyways, Jereme Rogers looks seriously fried in that video on the same account, hope he finds help in some way.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7010 on: October 19, 2021, 01:32:02 PM »

haha he seems like a fun guy to skate with

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7011 on: October 19, 2021, 01:45:59 PM »
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He wants to see something monstrous
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It was like someone was pointing a gun at him (off screen) and forcing him to say that shit
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I genuinely think he is a little slow / underdeveloped.

I'm serious. I'm not saying that to be funny.
[close]

he's pretty dumb but is he special dumb? i wonder too.

nice no make clip Snipes !
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He reminds me of the white rapper guy in Always Sunny. The way he talks and his facial expressions.

Is he not allowed to skate muni and that's why this entire thing is filmed in Delaware?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7012 on: October 19, 2021, 03:28:40 PM »
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He wants to see something monstrous
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It was like someone was pointing a gun at him (off screen) and forcing him to say that shit
[close]

I genuinely think he is a little slow / underdeveloped.

I'm serious. I'm not saying that to be funny.
[close]

he's pretty dumb but is he special dumb? i wonder too.

nice no make clip Snipes !
[close]

He reminds me of the white rapper guy in Always Sunny. The way he talks and his facial expressions.
[close]

Is he not allowed to skate muni and that's why this entire thing is filmed in Delaware?

I wasn’t gonna mention it. Couldn’t even go to paines or Whitehall, went to new Wilmington park which might explain no landed clips.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7013 on: October 19, 2021, 04:17:19 PM »
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Never liked Eli Reed because he had a stupid haircut and dressed weird when I first started skating almost 20 years ago. Always trust your gut.

That clip gave me the heebee jeebees, with a dash of the willies.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7014 on: October 19, 2021, 04:28:47 PM »
honestly, I am kinda down with Eli Reed's recent corniness haha. He just leaned into it. I will never pass up a clip he posts of him doin some weird dancehall skanking

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7015 on: October 19, 2021, 05:57:24 PM »
No wonder he (Eli) needs a pocket pussy sponsor …

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7016 on: October 20, 2021, 02:26:48 AM »
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Lol

I mean... He killed someone

Why should he be free'd
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If I remember correctly, the account was made when TK started hanging out with Habibi and was there to raise awareness about the whole situation. If you look at the posts you'll see a lot of stories about Josaiah and his family, TKs actions aren't condoned in any way on the page unless I'm missing something.

Anyways, Jereme Rogers looks seriously fried in that video on the same account, hope he finds help in some way.

Except for the name of the account
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7017 on: October 20, 2021, 04:33:46 AM »
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He wants to see something monstrous
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It was like someone was pointing a gun at him (off screen) and forcing him to say that shit
[close]

I genuinely think he is a little slow / underdeveloped.

I'm serious. I'm not saying that to be funny.
[close]

he's pretty dumb but is he special dumb? i wonder too.

nice no make clip Snipes !
[close]

He reminds me of the white rapper guy in Always Sunny. The way he talks and his facial expressions.
[close]

Is he not allowed to skate muni and that's why this entire thing is filmed in Delaware?
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I wasn’t gonna mention it. Couldn’t even go to paines or Whitehall, went to new Wilmington park which might explain no landed clips.
Wait what’s going on here? Was he told to fuck off at Muni for doing some dumb shit? Nak banned from philly, I believe it.





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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7018 on: October 20, 2021, 04:50:12 AM »


Someone, please get this man back to Jamaica before he goes berserk.

ps: Eli is fucking cool

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #7019 on: October 20, 2021, 06:02:30 AM »
No wonder he (Eli) needs a pocket pussy sponsor …

How much product do you think he gets a month from the pocket pussy people?  Does he sell them to kids out of the trunk of his car at the park for cheap?  Does he get t-shirts and stickers?  Does he do pocket pussy demos at porn conventions? 

The people need to know.  Honestly he has never bothered me.  He seems kind of cool and I like dance hall in videos/clips.
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