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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8610 on: August 01, 2022, 09:31:33 PM »
His inability to do proper liberty spikes is an instant red flag

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« Reply #8611 on: August 01, 2022, 11:54:57 PM »

Why is Omar so mad? Not a good look commenting this shit on a thread of a young woman’s winning contest run… weird place to air out some beef…

Always been a fan of Omar’s skateboarding, but that rant was kind of weird and not really needed…
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« Reply #8612 on: August 02, 2022, 06:42:01 AM »
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That's pretty funny shit there
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« Reply #8613 on: August 02, 2022, 07:01:37 AM »

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« Reply #8614 on: August 02, 2022, 07:06:25 AM »
proof is definitely in the podding. protec picked their pool and Omar is lipsliding in from the top through their beer cans of bullshit
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8615 on: August 02, 2022, 07:41:59 AM »
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proof is definitely in the podding. protec picked their pool and Omar is lipsliding in from the top through their beer cans of bullshit
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How can you have any podding if you don’t eat your meat?!!

i used to love warm home made vanilla podding, but now i'm more of a yoghort guy. i usually have it as a dessert after borgirs and frois, so i have the meat part covered.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8616 on: August 02, 2022, 09:54:48 AM »
Omar’s math is off a bit too.
You've clearly never smelled a cauliflower fart.

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« Reply #8617 on: August 02, 2022, 10:21:49 AM »
The proof is in the podding
Tell the world to eat my dick
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Life Hell Tough shit
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8618 on: August 02, 2022, 11:29:32 AM »
I went to their site and while I didn't find a team page, they appear to have Gonz, Cab and Bucky.
Isn't that podding enough?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8619 on: August 02, 2022, 11:40:33 AM »
I went to their site and while I didn't find a team page, they appear to have Gonz, Cab and Bucky.
Isn't that podding enough?

None of those guys have competed in enough obscure bowl contests in the late 90s and early 2000s to be considered true OGs. Hassan was the first to realize he couldn't beat Bob, Rune, Tony and Bucky in vert contests, so he shifted over to bowl/park contests and started beating street skaters with warm up tricks.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8620 on: August 02, 2022, 11:43:45 AM »
I went to their site and while I didn't find a team page, they appear to have Gonz, Cab and Bucky.
Isn't that podding enough?

looking at their IG, they also have Sky, Jimmy, Ed Deamestoy, sakura yosomuzi, and kieran woolly.

so 3 "OGs" and a good representation on current park/vert podiums

my guess is protec probably trimmed their program behind the scenes. When I think of Omar Hassan's Skating, I don't imagine him with a helmet. He did have a signature helmet with them.

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« Reply #8621 on: August 02, 2022, 11:57:57 AM »
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I went to their site and while I didn't find a team page, they appear to have Gonz, Cab and Bucky.
Isn't that podding enough?
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looking at their IG, they also have Sky, Jimmy, Ed Deamestoy, sakura yosomuzi, and kieran woolly.

so 3 "OGs" and a good representation on current park/vert podiums

my guess is protec probably trimmed their program behind the scenes. When I think of Omar Hassan's Skating, I don't imagine him with a helmet. He did have a signature helmet with them.
it woulda helped when he got scalped at the vans downtown showdown

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8622 on: August 02, 2022, 12:20:08 PM »
Come on guys he obviously meant padding!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8623 on: August 02, 2022, 01:12:32 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8624 on: August 04, 2022, 01:33:26 PM »
Self labelled "pro" is excited to be getting given a platform to spew anti-trans rhetoric. Probably also hoping this will garnish her with a few sponsors as well.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8625 on: August 04, 2022, 01:46:32 PM »
no, i live in an efficiency by myself and work in middle management like you, loser

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8626 on: August 04, 2022, 01:54:04 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8627 on: August 04, 2022, 01:54:56 PM »
Self labelled "pro" is excited to be getting given a platform to spew anti-trans rhetoric. Probably also hoping this will garnish her with a few sponsors as well.



This was kind of shit was plan all along. She scrubbed her social media, got the chest tattoo removed, and now she can play the token Jewish woman/young woman doing "cool" things at CPAC.

I'd be stoked if she was asked to put on a demo. Like, give her a set up that Marissa, Rayssa, Elissa, or Nora would skate and be like, "Alright, let's see your moves."

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« Reply #8628 on: August 04, 2022, 02:00:59 PM »
It's sad, but part of the problem is that people don't know the different between a professional skateboarder and Taylor, so they will just believe that she is the level that women athletes are at and they're just getting bulldozed by trans women, when really, nowadays top women can hold there own against dudes, and really we're like one more generation of women from parity.

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« Reply #8629 on: August 04, 2022, 02:02:50 PM »
Never heard of this girl or CPAC but they both seem pretty toxic at a glance.
Sharing a stage with Viktor Orban whilst sooking about trans skateboarders. Wild times that this is even possible
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« Reply #8630 on: August 04, 2022, 02:20:25 PM »
Self labelled "pro" is excited to be getting given a platform to spew anti-trans rhetoric. Probably also hoping this will garnish her with a few sponsors as well.



Hahaha Nora is so fuckin rad

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8631 on: August 04, 2022, 02:28:16 PM »
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Self labelled "pro" is excited to be getting given a platform to spew anti-trans rhetoric. Probably also hoping this will garnish her with a few sponsors as well.


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Hahaha Nora is so fuckin rad
Right? This makes me like her even more.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8632 on: August 04, 2022, 03:17:14 PM »
just peeped the comments on her post. most of her supporters don’t even skate. chances are don’t give a single fuck about it

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8633 on: August 04, 2022, 03:23:01 PM »
Taylor presenting herself as a "pro skater" is the most extreme version of the ol' "do a kickflip in front of your normie friends to make them think you are exceptional at skating" schtick.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8634 on: August 04, 2022, 06:15:50 PM »
Podding Time


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« Reply #8635 on: August 04, 2022, 06:27:05 PM »
Imagine losing your local contest and getting to go to national political convention to complain about it.

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« Reply #8636 on: August 04, 2022, 07:53:04 PM »
Imagine losing your local contest and getting to go to national political convention to complain about it.

Imagine needing to blame others for the fact that you don't have any sponsors and can't win local contests with pop shuv-its and squirrely axel stalls.

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« Reply #8637 on: August 05, 2022, 01:42:24 AM »
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Self labelled "pro" is excited to be getting given a platform to spew anti-trans rhetoric. Probably also hoping this will garnish her with a few sponsors as well.


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This was kind of shit was plan all along. She scrubbed her social media, got the chest tattoo removed, and now she can play the token Jewish woman/young woman doing "cool" things at CPAC.

I'd be stoked if she was asked to put on a demo. Like, give her a set up that Marissa, Rayssa, Elissa, or Nora would skate and be like, "Alright, let's see your moves."

That would be so fucking terrible to watch. I think all of us would be better off not hearing or seeing anything from her ever again. Whoever made the remark about Silverman being on “the daily wire skateboards” was hilarious and completely terrifying to imagine all at the same time.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8638 on: August 05, 2022, 02:59:48 AM »
according the independent women network shes just an amateur skater  ???

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« Reply #8639 on: August 05, 2022, 03:31:41 AM »
according the independent women network shes just an amateur skater  ???


Imagine how Riley Gaines feels sharing the stage with this amateur.
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