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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8670 on: August 06, 2022, 08:40:36 AM »
Cab has gone from intolerable to insufferable.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8671 on: August 06, 2022, 08:52:55 AM »
Also fuck anyone who writes in that olde timey backwards way like their brain farts are old wisdom from the bible or something. Vans should just rename the halfcab the frontside nollie and give it to Salman. (Unless he is also a total dork now, all I know is he makes pizzas)

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« Reply #8672 on: August 06, 2022, 10:26:26 AM »
Cab has gone from intolerable to insufferable.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8673 on: August 06, 2022, 12:59:15 PM »
Imagine getting your game from steve caballero

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8674 on: August 06, 2022, 01:47:05 PM »
Also fuck anyone who writes in that olde timey backwards way like their brain farts are old wisdom from the bible or something. Vans should just rename the halfcab the frontside nollie and give it to Salman. (Unless he is also a total dork now, all I know is he makes pizzas)
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8675 on: August 06, 2022, 02:41:00 PM »
What‘s Cab doing in Germany? Meeting @fs1/2cab;D
why come?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8676 on: August 07, 2022, 01:45:38 AM »
The rolling coverage in Taylor Silverman's stories of CPAC, posing with the future ghouls of America, is unnerving. Not an inch of morals between them. Just have to attack the minority group du jour and get front-row tickets to cheer the führer dancing to YMCA.

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« Reply #8677 on: August 07, 2022, 01:53:24 AM »
What‘s Cab doing in Germany? Meeting @fs1/2cab;D

Yo Cab, I am at Karl's strawberry adventure village tomorrow if you are down for a session.

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« Reply #8678 on: August 07, 2022, 03:01:20 AM »
Forgive me slap, for I have sinned.
I once defended cab on these boards and I now know I was wrong, I hope your punishment is swift, but fair.

For real though, the worst thing about his whole passive/ aggressive woe is me schtick is that he is still actually hanging out with her in total friend zone, helping her film clips for insta…

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8679 on: August 07, 2022, 04:36:00 AM »
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What‘s Cab doing in Germany? Meeting @fs1/2cab;D
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Yo Cab, I am at Karl's strawberry adventure village tomorrow if you are down for a session.

Live, Laugh & Love

Karls Erdbeerhof?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8680 on: August 07, 2022, 05:07:09 AM »
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What‘s Cab doing in Germany? Meeting @fs1/2cab;D
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Yo Cab, I am at Karl's strawberry adventure village tomorrow if you are down for a session.

Live, Laugh & Love
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Karls Erdbeerhof?

shoutout to karl's yo


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8681 on: August 07, 2022, 05:36:30 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg3gB7Duwqt/

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8682 on: August 07, 2022, 05:46:15 AM »
I may be oversimplifying it but something along the lines of:
Women will always be toxic to men when they haven’t first healed themselves
I literally full-body cringed while scrolling past it

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8683 on: August 07, 2022, 05:48:33 AM »
Forgive me slap, for I have sinned.
I once defended cab on these boards and I now know I was wrong, I hope your punishment is swift, but fair.

For real though, the worst thing about his whole passive/ aggressive woe is me schtick is that he is still actually hanging out with her in total friend zone, helping her film clips for insta…

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8684 on: August 07, 2022, 05:50:44 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8685 on: August 07, 2022, 06:04:24 AM »
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Self labelled "pro" is excited to be getting given a platform to spew anti-trans rhetoric. Probably also hoping this will garnish her with a few sponsors as well.


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This was kind of shit was plan all along. She scrubbed her social media, got the chest tattoo removed, and now she can play the token Jewish woman/young woman doing "cool" things at CPAC.

Appearing alongside violent antisemite authoritarian Viktor Orbán. A truly disgusting person, trying to grift into a career as a right wing anti-trans pundit (until the right gets bored and moved onto a new target).
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8686 on: August 07, 2022, 06:10:32 AM »
The rolling coverage in Taylor Silverman's stories of CPAC, posing with the future ghouls of America, is unnerving. Not an inch of morals between them. Just have to attack the minority group du jour and get front-row tickets to cheer the führer dancing to YMCA.

Right wingers in America are all just running a scam on one another. Allllll the way down the line, just trying not to be the last one holding the bag.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8687 on: August 07, 2022, 07:11:49 AM »
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What‘s Cab doing in Germany? Meeting @fs1/2cab;D
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Yo Cab, I am at Karl's strawberry adventure village tomorrow if you are down for a session.

Live, Laugh & Love
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Karls Erdbeerhof?
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shoutout to karl's yo


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8688 on: August 07, 2022, 02:40:48 PM »
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What was this?  Gotta make some kinda rule that you need to screencap and upload to imgur
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg4wazfJgul/?hl=de

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8689 on: August 07, 2022, 06:32:28 PM »
Ok, I’ll retract some of what I said from my last comment about cab… what a shitty complex to have….. “women being toxic to everybody”  that’s some self centered bullshit if he’s really taking himself out of the equation and putting all the blame on a woman. It takes two to tango, my ex is pretty shitty, but it wasn’t a 100% her fault… some people mix together like oil and water, but the blame dosent fall on one side of the relationship all of the time… what a shitty post that was on his behalf.
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« Reply #8690 on: August 07, 2022, 06:37:27 PM »
He is probably using the logic of:
"She's 50% my age, wearing 50% Cab shoes (get it?), yet I am 100% Cab, divided by my 80s popularity = She's ToXiC (skateboards)"
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« Reply #8691 on: August 07, 2022, 06:59:40 PM »
If Cab just said ‘people’ instead of ‘women’, it would be true, and pretty much a non-issue.

But he chose to make it just about one gender, and he sounds like the uncle no one wants to engage with at family dinners.
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« Reply #8692 on: August 07, 2022, 11:14:13 PM »
He is probably using the logic of:
"She's 50% my age, wearing 50% Cab shoes (get it?), yet I am 100% Cab, divided by my 80s popularity = She's ToXiC (skateboards)"


Haha! I see what you did there! On top of her being toxic, maybe she’s a bit of a (dave) crab.. ok, that wasn’t funny, but I tried…..
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8693 on: August 07, 2022, 11:59:07 PM »
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What was this?  Gotta make some kinda rule that you need to screencap and upload to imgur
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg4wazfJgul/?hl=de


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« Reply #8694 on: August 08, 2022, 02:18:36 AM »
If Cab just said ‘people’ instead of ‘women’, it would be true, and pretty much a non-issue.

But he chose to make it just about one gender, and he sounds like the uncle no one wants to engage with at family dinners.
to be fair, he did mention "this applies to men also" in the caption

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« Reply #8695 on: August 08, 2022, 02:31:46 AM »
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If Cab just said ‘people’ instead of ‘women’, it would be true, and pretty much a non-issue.

But he chose to make it just about one gender, and he sounds like the uncle no one wants to engage with at family dinners.
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to be fair, he did mention "this applies to men also" in the caption
no no, don’t be fair, he’s being a dickhead and should be called out accordingly!

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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« Reply #8696 on: August 08, 2022, 05:36:25 AM »
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What was this?  Gotta make some kinda rule that you need to screencap and upload to imgur
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg4wazfJgul/?hl=de
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god that piss skate guy is a real piece of garbage, huh
Yuuuup. Would be perfect for a "lame instagram posts by skate meme pages" thread but nobody wants that shit
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8697 on: August 10, 2022, 08:47:10 AM »
ONTARIO CANADA

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8698 on: August 10, 2022, 09:24:56 AM »
Ants are having a field day back there.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #8699 on: August 10, 2022, 10:56:23 AM »
Ants are having a field day back there.