lame instagram posts by pros

[Sid Farkus - Bra Salesman]

https://instagram.com/stories/beatricedomond/3033049436455877447?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

I think the pirate's fish eye clips will drop before the pro part at this point

[Jim and Dan]

daveed is tiny, met him irl face to face and as a small king myself this guy was still a good deal shorter than me. 5'1 sounds realistic. that's a whopping 1.56m height. i'm 5'6 and i imagined this is how it feels to be 6ft tall standing next to me.

Now that his skate career is on the wane, do you think he'd be open to following me around constantly to make myself seem and feel taller, you know, next time you see him face to face Frank? Being a 5'4" king myself and constantly having everyone taller than me has plagued me my whole life, I just want to feel like a big man...

[Yonnycage]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Coa8Ll3DNjt/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=

[Magnolia]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Coa8Ll3DNjt/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=

He's going on tour with The Vinegar Strokes

[Frank]

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daveed is tiny, met him irl face to face and as a small king myself this guy was still a good deal shorter than me. 5'1 sounds realistic. that's a whopping 1.56m height. i'm 5'6 and i imagined this is how it feels to be 6ft tall standing next to me.

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Now that his skate career is on the wane, do you think he'd be open to following me around constantly to make myself seem and feel taller, you know, next time you see him face to face Frank? Being a 5'4" king myself and constantly having everyone taller than me has plagued me my whole life, I just want to feel like a big man...

i can confirm i felt very big, almost like daveed could be my son. when he took a dump in the shops bathroom for no less than 20 minutes i was thus very concerned for his health. but he came out very amped up and super excited to sign all those autographs.

therefore it might actually be a good idea for daveed to become a mini companion as his next career move.

[MexicanSpaniard]

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daveed is tiny, met him irl face to face and as a small king myself this guy was still a good deal shorter than me. 5'1 sounds realistic. that's a whopping 1.56m height. i'm 5'6 and i imagined this is how it feels to be 6ft tall standing next to me.

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Now that his skate career is on the wane, do you think he'd be open to following me around constantly to make myself seem and feel taller, you know, next time you see him face to face Frank? Being a 5'4" king myself and constantly having everyone taller than me has plagued me my whole life, I just want to feel like a big man...

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i can confirm i felt very big, almost like daveed could be my son. when he took a dump in the shops bathroom for no less than 20 minutes i was thus very concerned for his health. but he came out very amped up and super excited to sign all those autographs.

therefore it might actually be a good idea for daveed to become a mini companion as his next career move.

He's a foot shorter than me, looking down all the time semi sucks

[doomstation55]

Not everyone can be Rob Whaley

[sKINGraft]

Not everyone can be Rob Whaley

In fact nobody is Rob Whaley

[Billy Bitchcakes]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Coa8Ll3DNjt/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=

Bloke has lost his mind lmao

[EdLawndale]

when he took a dump in the shops bathroom for no less than 20 minutes i was thus very concerned for his health. but he came out very amped up and super excited to sign all those autographs.

Jesus. Where does this guy get the energy...

[urbneathme]

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when he took a dump in the shops bathroom for no less than 20 minutes i was thus very concerned for his health. but he came out very amped up and super excited to sign all those autographs.

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Jesus. Where does this guy get the energy...

rockstar energy obviously

[skate_or_dingus]

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when he took a dump in the shops bathroom for no less than 20 minutes i was thus very concerned for his health. but he came out very amped up and super excited to sign all those autographs.

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Jesus. Where does this guy get the energy...

 It's like when a dog shits and then immediately bombs around as fast as they can.

[EXTRA SPICY]

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when he took a dump in the shops bathroom for no less than 20 minutes i was thus very concerned for his health. but he came out very amped up and super excited to sign all those autographs.

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Jesus. Where does this guy get the energy...

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 It's like when a dog shits and then immediately bombs around as fast as they can.

Forreal, my dog does the same thing after dropping a pile and then immediately railing a few lines. Just zips around for a few minutes without friction.

[TwisT]

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when he took a dump in the shops bathroom for no less than 20 minutes i was thus very concerned for his health. but he came out very amped up and super excited to sign all those autographs.

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Jesus. Where does this guy get the energy...

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 It's like when a dog shits and then immediately bombs around as fast as they can.

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Forreal, my dog does the same thing after dropping a pile and then immediately railing a few lines. Just zips around for a few minutes without friction.

I have friends who take power dumps. Where they'd need 20-30min on the toilet. But after they'd be completely rejuvenated. One time We were on a road trip with both of them and had to spend over an hour at quick-trip because there was only one toilet and they both had to do dirt.

They also both have colon issues

[Allen.]

The idea of Daveed getting the zoomies is so funny to me

[SatanicPanic]

20 minutes and I assume someone is rubbing one out

[Sizzle]

It really sounds like he took a couple bumps in there, probably voided his bowels also but yeah a little Colombian marching powder makes the story make sense

[manysnakes]

Are we even still doing Tony Hawk and the awful shit he will endorse under the pretense of “promoting skating”?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoksADzgqCT/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

[Newphone]

Are we even still doing Tony Hawk and the awful shit he will endorse under the pretense of “promoting skating”?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoksADzgqCT/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

I don’t think he’d say this is “promoting skating”.  It’s a bunch of celebrities and celebrity athletes endorsing gambling, as one of the most successful contest skaters of all time, he fits in.  He’s also got two recentish ex wives, sure he could always use money.

[tuesday]

20 minutes and I assume someone is rubbing one out

20 secs of this, too:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Coa8Ll3DNjt/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ%3D

[BL0B]

Are we even still doing Tony Hawk and the awful shit he will endorse under the pretense of “promoting skating”?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoksADzgqCT/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

is he endorsing fleet enema's yet? that's gonna be peak tonyhawk.

[left knee cap]

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Are we even still doing Tony Hawk and the awful shit he will endorse under the pretense of “promoting skating”?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoksADzgqCT/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

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I don’t think he’d say this is “promoting skating”.  It’s a bunch of celebrities and celebrity athletes endorsing gambling, as one of the most successful contest skaters of all time, he fits in.  He’s also got two recentish ex wives, sure he could always use money.

on the bright side, at least we know a portion of these ads he does go towards building and funding public skateparks

[BelknappBruiser]

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Not everyone can be Rob Whaley

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In fact nobody is Rob Whaley

Hilarious!

[RCB3]

Are we even still doing Tony Hawk and the awful shit he will endorse under the pretense of “promoting skating”?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoksADzgqCT/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

What? So if people like watching sports and want to bet some money on it, that's awful? Weird take.

[TheLurper]

Who the hell turned him pro?

Also, I read the last poster laughing at the idea JeffwonSong being pro.

[updog]

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Is Daveed single again?

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Is he really that short or is it just bad angle.

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He is tiny.

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I think he’s 5’ 1”, but it doesn’t appear to be affecting his confidence which is good.

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5'1 is so short it comes back around. It's like the big fat guys that get naked all the time

I thought everyone was talking about his meat

[Steely Daniel]

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Are we even still doing Tony Hawk and the awful shit he will endorse under the pretense of “promoting skating”?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoksADzgqCT/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

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What? So if people like watching sports and want to bet some money on it, that's awful? Weird take.

Not a weird take at all. Promoting sports gambling is incredibly slimy. Especially Draft Kings which are one of the shittier books with a huge advertising budget and tons of terrible promotions advertising free bets and 'guaranteed' winning bets.  Not to mention NFTs... Yeah, every sports book has a sign up bonus that gives you fake money in addition to your deposit that you have to wager a certain amount of times in a certain time frame and at restricted odds so you can't just keep betting obscene favourites and are almost guaranteed to lose it. Draft kings goes even further with garbage like during boxing PPV's they often have some promo where if you bet like $1-5 and the fighter you pick lands a punch you win $100, under the same terms or even more restrictive conditions. They're trying to get people addicted to one of the worst things apart from drugs and alcohol. Sure maybe you'll start off with a lucky streak but in the end you will always lose and it's destroyed many a persons life. Bagel bites or some stupid vitamins and supplements is one thing but this is definitely certified under awful shit to shill for and should be treated as such.

[Ms. Tamzarian]

^ hear that shit. yeah I think it's extra weird to have extremely rich people who will never have to worry about money for the rest of their lives tell me to start gambling, whenever I see those commercials I feel like someone just fandangled my hoohoo

like damn cool for you I guess to shill for something that you couldn't possibly be harmed by, but damn, susceptible people be putting their single room apt mortgages on shit and you'll still be chillin in a mansion payed off by royalties from some movie starring you and CGI monsters

creepy shit, makes me feel like I live in Babylon every time, & I'm just really trying to watch baseball and vibe lol

[jgonzalez]

I would smoke Tony Hawk® cigarettes

[Terminal]

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Are we even still doing Tony Hawk and the awful shit he will endorse under the pretense of “promoting skating”?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoksADzgqCT/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

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What? So if people like watching sports and want to bet some money on it, that's awful? Weird take.

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Not a weird take at all. Promoting sports gambling is incredibly slimy. Especially Draft Kings which are one of the shittier books with a huge advertising budget and tons of terrible promotions advertising free bets and 'guaranteed' winning bets.  Not to mention NFTs... Yeah, every sports book has a sign up bonus that gives you fake money in addition to your deposit that you have to wager a certain amount of times in a certain time frame and at restricted odds so you can't just keep betting obscene favourites and are almost guaranteed to lose it. Draft kings goes even further with garbage like during boxing PPV's they often have some promo where if you bet like $1-5 and the fighter you pick lands a punch you win $100, under the same terms or even more restrictive conditions. They're trying to get people addicted to one of the worst things apart from drugs and alcohol. Sure maybe you'll start off with a lucky streak but in the end you will always lose and it's destroyed many a persons life. Bagel bites or some stupid vitamins and supplements is one thing but this is definitely certified under awful shit to shill for and should be treated as such.

Yeah taking the gambling coin is lame. Not angry, just disappointed, Birdman.