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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12090 on: March 27, 2024, 09:32:04 AM »
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Lol anybody catch Cab's latest cringefest starring Jesus
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12091 on: March 27, 2024, 09:41:22 AM »
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"satan's voice frightens me"
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12092 on: March 27, 2024, 05:22:47 PM »
Per that description satan is actually *rink

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12093 on: March 27, 2024, 06:20:07 PM »
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Makes sense. The car club he’s in is named the Cross Members(with a cross logo no less, just in case that was to subtle).

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12094 on: March 27, 2024, 07:23:11 PM »
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I wonder how Cab gets all the girls. Where does he pick them up? At a bar?
Imagine being a girl at a bar and then there's Cab staring at you all sideways.
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he’s definitely sliding into DMs on the regular with drip pics
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never forget
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKtrJP1gMfp
at least it wasn’t the pic of him sitting on the toilet …

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12095 on: March 28, 2024, 01:13:36 AM »


Cab all hopped up on Liquid Death, going overboard
making armpit farts at Crossing Members Sketch Night.
He could probably finesse a gold bond sponsor from this.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12096 on: March 28, 2024, 01:22:08 AM »
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Makes sense. The car club he’s in is named the Cross Members(with a cross logo no less, just in case that was to subtle).
So skateboarding is more related to Satan than God. Noted.
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12097 on: March 28, 2024, 04:29:35 AM »
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Makes sense. The car club he’s in is named the Cross Members(with a cross logo no less, just in case that was to subtle).
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So skateboarding is more related to Satan than God. Noted.

Oh wow thats sounds very similair to my christian fashion club; the Cross Dressers

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12098 on: March 28, 2024, 05:41:27 AM »
I was looking for the heated wheel insta and found Neil Blenders page..um what the fuck is this?


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12099 on: March 28, 2024, 05:51:20 AM »
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Makes sense. The car club he’s in is named the Cross Members(with a cross logo no less, just in case that was to subtle).
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So skateboarding is more related to Satan than God. Noted.

God's voice: Marital intercourse
Satan's voice: Butt stuff

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12100 on: March 28, 2024, 07:31:34 AM »
Damn Neil found a 6th grade history textbook
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« Reply #12101 on: March 28, 2024, 12:41:33 PM »
God's Voice - It was in my glorious plan for that 6 year old child to get terminal cancer, don't ask questions, you wouldn't understand.
Satan's Voice - Hey fuck that God guy, eh?

Point - Satan

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« Reply #12102 on: March 28, 2024, 06:49:42 PM »
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Lol anybody catch Cab's latest cringefest starring Jesus
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Makes sense. The car club he’s in is named the Cross Members(with a cross logo no less, just in case that was to subtle).
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So skateboarding is more related to Satan than God. Noted.
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Oh wow thats sounds very similair to my christian fashion club; the Cross Dressers

Literally made my day with this. Have a gnar.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12103 on: March 28, 2024, 08:51:21 PM »
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I wonder how Cab gets all the girls. Where does he pick them up? At a bar?
Imagine being a girl at a bar and then there's Cab staring at you all sideways.
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he’s definitely sliding into DMs on the regular with drip pics
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never forget
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKtrJP1gMfp
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at least it wasn’t the pic of him sitting on the toilet …

“Oh the things I have to do to get free toilets…”

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12104 on: March 28, 2024, 09:39:21 PM »
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I wonder how Cab gets all the girls. Where does he pick them up? At a bar?
Imagine being a girl at a bar and then there's Cab staring at you all sideways.
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he’s definitely sliding into DMs on the regular with drip pics
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never forget
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKtrJP1gMfp
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at least it wasn’t the pic of him sitting on the toilet …
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“Oh the things I have to do to get free toilets…”
I guess I shouldn't have held back on my "Oh the things I have to do to get free diapers" joke
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12105 on: March 28, 2024, 11:37:07 PM »
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Satans voice must be pushing Cab to become obsessed with young girls

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12106 on: March 29, 2024, 04:15:31 AM »
God: a heck of a guy
Satan: makes me wanna cry

God: has many great plans
Satan: cut my cheque at Vans

God: he's cool as heck
Satan: gave me crook in my neck

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12107 on: March 29, 2024, 09:22:48 AM »
God: a heck of a guy
Satan: makes me wanna cry

God: has many great plans
Satan: cut my cheque at Vans

God: he's cool as heck
Satan: gave me crook in my neck

This is why I think religion is stupid and nothing but an excuse to be miserable and take it out on people. Being secular rules only if you don’t think about it too much

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« Reply #12108 on: March 29, 2024, 09:29:11 AM »
Cab’s god is soft. Where’s the sword? The rage? The tattoo? Where are the angels that, every time they show up, terrify people and send them into anxiety attacks? Pssh.. til the next female, Steve.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12109 on: March 29, 2024, 08:35:26 PM »
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God: a heck of a guy
Satan: makes me wanna cry

God: has many great plans
Satan: cut my cheque at Vans

God: he's cool as heck
Satan: gave me crook in my neck
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This is why I think religion is stupid and nothing but an excuse to be miserable and take it out on people. Being secular rules only if you don’t think about it too much
Meanwhile you're ignoring those immensely hot bars? A tragic

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12110 on: March 29, 2024, 10:06:23 PM »
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God: a heck of a guy
Satan: makes me wanna cry

God: has many great plans
Satan: cut my cheque at Vans

God: he's cool as heck
Satan: gave me crook in my neck
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This is why I think religion is stupid and nothing but an excuse to be miserable and take it out on people. Being secular rules only if you don’t think about it too much
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Meanwhile you're ignoring those immensely hot bars? A tragic

I was talking about Cab. He been very half cab lately

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12111 on: March 29, 2024, 10:59:43 PM »
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"satan's voice frightens me"

I wondered my whole life what happened to me, Satan is my brother, but he did get me into skating. so. . . .Cab is wrong.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12112 on: March 29, 2024, 11:19:53 PM »
https://chromeballincident.blogspot.com/2021/07/chrome-ball-interview-150-max-schaaf.html

This is a good quick explanation of the Cab-o experience. He multi-brands to the point where it comes across wrong. Max worked very hard, and made his own name, in his new industry using skateboarding ideals, not his name. Major difference.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12113 on: March 30, 2024, 02:26:58 AM »
https://chromeballincident.blogspot.com/2021/07/chrome-ball-interview-150-max-schaaf.html

This is a good quick explanation of the Cab-o experience. He multi-brands to the point where it comes across wrong. Max worked very hard, and made his own name, in his new industry using skateboarding ideals, not his name. Major difference.

Max Schaaf is rad. There is this motorcycle shop I go to sometimes if I need some tools or if my dad needs something for his motorcycle. Even here in the suburbs of Berlin, they know Max Schaaf from his work at 4Q. I showed them Max' part in Since Day One and they were all hella confused but stoked. Love that shit when skateboarding crosses over in the real world.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12114 on: March 30, 2024, 02:32:19 AM »
Cab’s god is soft. Where’s the sword? The rage? The tattoo? Where are the angels that, every time they show up, terrify people and send them into anxiety attacks? Pssh.. til the next female, Steve.

That’s the Old Testament.   Hopefully he’s one of the few Christians that realize the Bible is a sequential story and not one where you can scour the pages to find something to justify your feelings

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12115 on: March 30, 2024, 05:51:35 PM »
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I wonder how Cab gets all the girls. Where does he pick them up? At a bar?
Imagine being a girl at a bar and then there's Cab staring at you all sideways.
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he’s definitely sliding into DMs on the regular with drip pics
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never forget
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKtrJP1gMfp
We need a David x Cab collab. Homies in chonies

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12116 on: April 01, 2024, 06:42:03 PM »
Hey all you cool cats and kittens.

This may very well be most uncool sacrilege because this is by no means a lame post, my dudes.

It’s is AndAnd at his “just vibin’” best.

Best recognize why he’s the greatest of all goats.

Skate on, dudes and dudettes.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5O0pk_S1Mv/
Another brand new account coming in on some absolute fuck shit

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« Reply #12117 on: April 01, 2024, 08:11:24 PM »
Hey all you cool cats and kittens.

This may very well be most uncool sacrilege because this is by no means a lame post, my dudes.

It’s is AndAnd at his “just vibin’” best.

Best recognize why he’s the greatest of all goats.

Skate on, dudes and dudettes.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5O0pk_S1Mv/

that’s like the only clip of Andy that I haven’t hated. That shit was awesome.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12118 on: April 02, 2024, 01:26:08 AM »
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Hey all you cool cats and kittens.

This may very well be most uncool sacrilege because this is by no means a lame post, my dudes.

It’s is AndAnd at his “just vibin’” best.

Best recognize why he’s the greatest of all goats.

Skate on, dudes and dudettes.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5O0pk_S1Mv/
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that’s like the only clip of Andy that I haven’t hated. That shit was awesome.

His part a couple years back had some good rail skating in it.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #12119 on: April 02, 2024, 01:30:59 AM »
Quick fall off mid-way to caveman was really cool imho

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year