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[Atiba Applebum]

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You guys are acting like people who dislike Trump should be jumping for joy to vote for Biden. I feel like it’s pretty damn reasonable if not rational to dislike both equally but for different reasons.

Also maybe stop using words like enamored if you don’t know what they mean.

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BIG FAX

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Actual adults don't need to "jump for joy" to vote for someone. You're not picking your favorite band or some shit.

Until we have ranked choice, you should vote for the candidate that most closely aligns with your values who also has a plausible chance to win. Biden, for all of his faults, is clearly the best choice. Seems crazy, given his various weaknesses, but them's the breaks when the only alternative is a deeply corrupt demented rapist who is only running to stay out of prison, and has never once in his life genuinely laughed.

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What’s his weakness?   He’s old?   I don’t agree with all his stances, but honestly, when has his age been a legitimate liability rather than a cosmetic one?  Gerald Ford was a hot shot football player and a fairly young Executive and he still fell plenty of times.  Biden has a stutter he still struggles with, so I’ll forgive him the occasional slip of the tongue.   

As Fox has had to admit several times, Jobs and the economy are significantly improving and that’s despite the fact that the majority of democratic presidents are damned with fixing the economic disasters of the republicans that came before.   


Lastly, voting is so so much more about the down ballot elections, which is where the GOP has been fucking people for years

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Are you serious with this statement?

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Clinton took office during a recession
Obama took office after the real estate market melted down and caused a recession
Biden took office after Trump's non-existant economic policy and mishandling of Covid had caused a recession
And that's my lifetime, in order

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This is correct as I remember it

I’ll take it back even further: Carter got fucking dinged because of the policies of Nixon (and Johnson tbf) kicked the can down the road and Jimmy was the one unlucky enough to be forced to pick it up

Reagan got into office and cut so many taxes that the government was going to run out of money if he didn’t do some take-back does

[conan777]

I would rather watch skate moss skate than Beatrice and I reckon she probably has more flip tricks in her bag too

[fakie nollie]

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Not a pro but Skate Moss posted a story of herself wearing a Trump MAGA hat on Insta last night

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😳

Looks like she’s into real estate now too, so if the hat fits…

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And dating the Slap’s beloved Paul Hart:

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Those two carpet stains deserve each other

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I wonder how the person who wrote the initial skateism article about her would frame this relationship and her character.

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Yeah fuck this guy and his lame ass tank top. Also, skate moss has handsome squidward lips. Fuck her too

What fucking surf shop is this?

[EXTRA SPICY]

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Not a pro but Skate Moss posted a story of herself wearing a Trump MAGA hat on Insta last night

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Looks like she’s into real estate now too, so if the hat fits…

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And dating the Slap’s beloved Paul Hart:

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Those two carpet stains deserve each other

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I wonder how the person who wrote the initial skateism article about her would frame this relationship and her character.

Damn, Phart looking like he’s about three missed pay periods away from smoking shard and gapping teeth rather than stairs.

[shouldn't]

where the fuck you at dill?!? you ain’t streets.

[TheLurper]

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Not a pro but Skate Moss posted a story of herself wearing a Trump MAGA hat on Insta last night

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😳

Looks like she’s into real estate now too, so if the hat fits…

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And dating the Slap’s beloved Paul Hart:

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Those two carpet stains deserve each other

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I wonder how the person who wrote the initial skateism article about her would frame this relationship and her character.

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Yeah fuck this guy and his lame ass tank top. Also, skate moss has handsome squidward lips. Fuck her too

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What fucking surf shop is this?

You won't believe this but... Hart's Surf Shop. SkateMoss is classy. Out of everyone on the planet she picked Joey Brezinki's B-Tier Skate Nazi BFF.

https://hartsshardcore.yolasite.com/history.php

"Harts Surf Shop was one of the few surf shops to occupy the Jax Beach, Florida landscape for over thirty five years to only be closed down by the Arabs four years ago in 2005.  With the "invasion" of foreigners..."

Pretty sure @notmikerusczyk was the first to find all this in the Upriver Joey B thread
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=118116.msg3622214#msg3622214

peep the shirt. fuck you paul

[Lou Strux]

Heil Hartler!
Totenkopf & Schutzstaffel “bolts” pretty much say all you need to know about li’l Paulie.

[devils acrobat]

You won't believe this but... Hart's Surf Shop. SkateMoss is classy. Out of everyone on the planet she picked Joey Brezinki's B-Tier Skate Nazi BFF.

https://hartsshardcore.yolasite.com/history.php

"Harts Surf Shop was one of the few surf shops to occupy the Jax Beach, Florida landscape for over thirty five years to only be closed down by the Arabs four years ago in 2005.  With the "invasion" of foreigners..."

Ouch, that is a tough read. I bet they never added 'more to come...' because they were struggling to justify using SS symbols and the term nazi without supporting nazism. Fuck that guy

[moonordie]

I would rather watch skate moss skate than Beatrice and I reckon she probably has more flip tricks in her bag too

I'd rather kick myself in the balls

[BALARGUE]

oh wow nice shirt
amazing surf shop ethos
this is actually way worse than i thought

[Prostate Exam]

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Not a pro but Skate Moss posted a story of herself wearing a Trump MAGA hat on Insta last night

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😳

Looks like she’s into real estate now too, so if the hat fits…

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And dating the Slap’s beloved Paul Hart:

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Those two carpet stains deserve each other

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I wonder how the person who wrote the initial skateism article about her would frame this relationship and her character.

He probably slept through history class

[tuesday]

Not trying to steal @fuck_that_guy 's swag, but fuck that guy.

[OldieButFrenchie]

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You won't believe this but... Hart's Surf Shop. SkateMoss is classy. Out of everyone on the planet she picked Joey Brezinki's B-Tier Skate Nazi BFF.

https://hartsshardcore.yolasite.com/history.php

"Harts Surf Shop was one of the few surf shops to occupy the Jax Beach, Florida landscape for over thirty five years to only be closed down by the Arabs four years ago in 2005.  With the "invasion" of foreigners..."

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Ouch, that is a tough read. I bet they never added 'more to come...' because they were struggling to justify using SS symbols and the term nazi without supporting nazism. Fuck that guy

closed down by the Arabs??    what in the hell did I just read
also on that page:
Some surf clubs in the 60's, particularly at the Wind'n'Sea in La Jolla, used the swastika symbol on their boards and identified with Nazism as a counter culture.
uh??

I don't even know who this Paul Hart guy is but I will NEVER understand how someone can wear nazi symbols and look at themselves in the mirror. Even more so in the skating/surfing world.

[Mean salto]

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You won't believe this but... Hart's Surf Shop. SkateMoss is classy. Out of everyone on the planet she picked Joey Brezinki's B-Tier Skate Nazi BFF.

https://hartsshardcore.yolasite.com/history.php

"Harts Surf Shop was one of the few surf shops to occupy the Jax Beach, Florida landscape for over thirty five years to only be closed down by the Arabs four years ago in 2005.  With the "invasion" of foreigners..."

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Ouch, that is a tough read. I bet they never added 'more to come...' because they were struggling to justify using SS symbols and the term nazi without supporting nazism. Fuck that guy

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closed down by the Arabs??    what in the hell did I just read
also on that page:
Some surf clubs in the 60's, particularly at the Wind'n'Sea in La Jolla, used the swastika symbol on their boards and identified with Nazism as a counter culture.
uh??

I don't even know who this Paul Hart guy is but I will NEVER understand how someone can wear nazi symbols and look at themselves in the mirror. Even more so in the skating/surfing world.

Def all been brought up multiple times but hosoi (and later Muska) rising sun are some of the most popular graphics of all time. Plenty of surfers and skaters are stupid.

[OldieButFrenchie]

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You won't believe this but... Hart's Surf Shop. SkateMoss is classy. Out of everyone on the planet she picked Joey Brezinki's B-Tier Skate Nazi BFF.

https://hartsshardcore.yolasite.com/history.php

"Harts Surf Shop was one of the few surf shops to occupy the Jax Beach, Florida landscape for over thirty five years to only be closed down by the Arabs four years ago in 2005.  With the "invasion" of foreigners..."

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Ouch, that is a tough read. I bet they never added 'more to come...' because they were struggling to justify using SS symbols and the term nazi without supporting nazism. Fuck that guy

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closed down by the Arabs??    what in the hell did I just read
also on that page:
Some surf clubs in the 60's, particularly at the Wind'n'Sea in La Jolla, used the swastika symbol on their boards and identified with Nazism as a counter culture.
uh??

I don't even know who this Paul Hart guy is but I will NEVER understand how someone can wear nazi symbols and look at themselves in the mirror. Even more so in the skating/surfing world.

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Def all been brought up multiple times but hosoi (and later Muska) rising sun are some of the most popular graphics of all time. Plenty of surfers and skaters are stupid.

as a euro I'm probably more sensitive to German than Japanese war crimes, but is it really comparable? I mean the rising sun was used by Japan before and after WWII? and it's still used apparently. Whereas swastikas and SS symbols are only associated with genocide, hate and the nazi regime.

[JANUS]

Is it safe to assume “the Arabs” is not the name of a rival surf shop?

[Mean salto]

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You won't believe this but... Hart's Surf Shop. SkateMoss is classy. Out of everyone on the planet she picked Joey Brezinki's B-Tier Skate Nazi BFF.

https://hartsshardcore.yolasite.com/history.php

"Harts Surf Shop was one of the few surf shops to occupy the Jax Beach, Florida landscape for over thirty five years to only be closed down by the Arabs four years ago in 2005.  With the "invasion" of foreigners..."

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Ouch, that is a tough read. I bet they never added 'more to come...' because they were struggling to justify using SS symbols and the term nazi without supporting nazism. Fuck that guy

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closed down by the Arabs??    what in the hell did I just read
also on that page:
Some surf clubs in the 60's, particularly at the Wind'n'Sea in La Jolla, used the swastika symbol on their boards and identified with Nazism as a counter culture.
uh??

I don't even know who this Paul Hart guy is but I will NEVER understand how someone can wear nazi symbols and look at themselves in the mirror. Even more so in the skating/surfing world.

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Def all been brought up multiple times but hosoi (and later Muska) rising sun are some of the most popular graphics of all time. Plenty of surfers and skaters are stupid.

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as a euro I'm probably more sensitive to German than Japanese war crimes, but is it really comparable? I mean the rising sun was used by Japan before and after WWII? and it's still used apparently. Whereas swastikas and SS symbols are only associated with genocide, hate and the nazi regime.

Swastika was all over Europe for thousands of years before the Nazis too (and some armies still use it in modern times with their reasoning being they had it before Nazis were even a thing)
I'd say it's pretty comparable. People for whatever reason are way more chill with Japan than they are with Germany but the rising sun is def associated with war/genocide in Asia.

Edit: incase anyone thinks I'm somehow defending Nazis or some shit in def not and I'm not trying to be like group a is worse than group b or anything. Just pointing out there's always been this other side of whats basically nazi imagery (Japan being the Nazis biggest ally) in skating and surfing that people have been giving a pass to

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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You won't believe this but... Hart's Surf Shop. SkateMoss is classy. Out of everyone on the planet she picked Joey Brezinki's B-Tier Skate Nazi BFF.

https://hartsshardcore.yolasite.com/history.php

"Harts Surf Shop was one of the few surf shops to occupy the Jax Beach, Florida landscape for over thirty five years to only be closed down by the Arabs four years ago in 2005.  With the "invasion" of foreigners..."

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Ouch, that is a tough read. I bet they never added 'more to come...' because they were struggling to justify using SS symbols and the term nazi without supporting nazism. Fuck that guy

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closed down by the Arabs??    what in the hell did I just read
also on that page:
Some surf clubs in the 60's, particularly at the Wind'n'Sea in La Jolla, used the swastika symbol on their boards and identified with Nazism as a counter culture.
uh??

I don't even know who this Paul Hart guy is but I will NEVER understand how someone can wear nazi symbols and look at themselves in the mirror. Even more so in the skating/surfing world.

welcome to biker culture

[OldieButFrenchie]

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You won't believe this but... Hart's Surf Shop. SkateMoss is classy. Out of everyone on the planet she picked Joey Brezinki's B-Tier Skate Nazi BFF.

https://hartsshardcore.yolasite.com/history.php

"Harts Surf Shop was one of the few surf shops to occupy the Jax Beach, Florida landscape for over thirty five years to only be closed down by the Arabs four years ago in 2005.  With the "invasion" of foreigners..."

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Ouch, that is a tough read. I bet they never added 'more to come...' because they were struggling to justify using SS symbols and the term nazi without supporting nazism. Fuck that guy

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closed down by the Arabs??    what in the hell did I just read
also on that page:
Some surf clubs in the 60's, particularly at the Wind'n'Sea in La Jolla, used the swastika symbol on their boards and identified with Nazism as a counter culture.
uh??

I don't even know who this Paul Hart guy is but I will NEVER understand how someone can wear nazi symbols and look at themselves in the mirror. Even more so in the skating/surfing world.

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Def all been brought up multiple times but hosoi (and later Muska) rising sun are some of the most popular graphics of all time. Plenty of surfers and skaters are stupid.

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as a euro I'm probably more sensitive to German than Japanese war crimes, but is it really comparable? I mean the rising sun was used by Japan before and after WWII? and it's still used apparently. Whereas swastikas and SS symbols are only associated with genocide, hate and the nazi regime.

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Swastika was all over Europe for thousands of years before the Nazis too (and some armies still use it in modern times with their reasoning being they had it before Nazis were even a thing)
I'd say it's pretty comparable. People for whatever reason are way more chill with Japan than they are with Germany but the rising sun is def associated with war/genocide in Asia.

this is news to me? Swastikas all over Europe, where?? It's a reversed buddhist symbol, so had you said Asia, I would have said ok, but in Europe?? Also never heard of armies still wearing swastikas. Where?
Here in Europe the swastika 100% means nazi and nothing else.
anyways this is all an aside, this idiot in the picture has an SS symbol on his shirt. going back to more positive threads.....

[Mean salto]

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You won't believe this but... Hart's Surf Shop. SkateMoss is classy. Out of everyone on the planet she picked Joey Brezinki's B-Tier Skate Nazi BFF.

https://hartsshardcore.yolasite.com/history.php

"Harts Surf Shop was one of the few surf shops to occupy the Jax Beach, Florida landscape for over thirty five years to only be closed down by the Arabs four years ago in 2005.  With the "invasion" of foreigners..."

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Ouch, that is a tough read. I bet they never added 'more to come...' because they were struggling to justify using SS symbols and the term nazi without supporting nazism. Fuck that guy

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closed down by the Arabs??    what in the hell did I just read
also on that page:
Some surf clubs in the 60's, particularly at the Wind'n'Sea in La Jolla, used the swastika symbol on their boards and identified with Nazism as a counter culture.
uh??

I don't even know who this Paul Hart guy is but I will NEVER understand how someone can wear nazi symbols and look at themselves in the mirror. Even more so in the skating/surfing world.

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Def all been brought up multiple times but hosoi (and later Muska) rising sun are some of the most popular graphics of all time. Plenty of surfers and skaters are stupid.

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as a euro I'm probably more sensitive to German than Japanese war crimes, but is it really comparable? I mean the rising sun was used by Japan before and after WWII? and it's still used apparently. Whereas swastikas and SS symbols are only associated with genocide, hate and the nazi regime.

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Swastika was all over Europe for thousands of years before the Nazis too (and some armies still use it in modern times with their reasoning being they had it before Nazis were even a thing)
I'd say it's pretty comparable. People for whatever reason are way more chill with Japan than they are with Germany but the rising sun is def associated with war/genocide in Asia.

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this is news to me? Swastikas all over Europe, where?? It's a reversed buddhist symbol, so had you said Asia, I would have said ok, but in Europe?? Also never heard of armies still wearing swastikas. Where?
Here in Europe the swastika 100% means nazi and nothing else.
anyways this is all an aside, this idiot in the picture has an SS symbol on his shirt. going back to more positive threads.....

It's featured often in mosaics and decorations from the Roman empire, holy Roman empire and in Scandinavia, the shit Hitler jacked off to imagining he could recreate but let's not go into all that shit.
And my bad it was certain parts of the Finnish airforce that still repped it in ceremonies but seems like that stopped in 2017 so sorry there.

[OldieButFrenchie]

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You won't believe this but... Hart's Surf Shop. SkateMoss is classy. Out of everyone on the planet she picked Joey Brezinki's B-Tier Skate Nazi BFF.

https://hartsshardcore.yolasite.com/history.php

"Harts Surf Shop was one of the few surf shops to occupy the Jax Beach, Florida landscape for over thirty five years to only be closed down by the Arabs four years ago in 2005.  With the "invasion" of foreigners..."

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Ouch, that is a tough read. I bet they never added 'more to come...' because they were struggling to justify using SS symbols and the term nazi without supporting nazism. Fuck that guy

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closed down by the Arabs??    what in the hell did I just read
also on that page:
Some surf clubs in the 60's, particularly at the Wind'n'Sea in La Jolla, used the swastika symbol on their boards and identified with Nazism as a counter culture.
uh??

I don't even know who this Paul Hart guy is but I will NEVER understand how someone can wear nazi symbols and look at themselves in the mirror. Even more so in the skating/surfing world.

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Def all been brought up multiple times but hosoi (and later Muska) rising sun are some of the most popular graphics of all time. Plenty of surfers and skaters are stupid.

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as a euro I'm probably more sensitive to German than Japanese war crimes, but is it really comparable? I mean the rising sun was used by Japan before and after WWII? and it's still used apparently. Whereas swastikas and SS symbols are only associated with genocide, hate and the nazi regime.

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Swastika was all over Europe for thousands of years before the Nazis too (and some armies still use it in modern times with their reasoning being they had it before Nazis were even a thing)
I'd say it's pretty comparable. People for whatever reason are way more chill with Japan than they are with Germany but the rising sun is def associated with war/genocide in Asia.

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this is news to me? Swastikas all over Europe, where?? It's a reversed buddhist symbol, so had you said Asia, I would have said ok, but in Europe?? Also never heard of armies still wearing swastikas. Where?
Here in Europe the swastika 100% means nazi and nothing else.
anyways this is all an aside, this idiot in the picture has an SS symbol on his shirt. going back to more positive threads.....

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It's featured often in mosaics and decorations from the Roman empire, holy Roman empire and in Scandinavia, the shit Hitler jacked off to imagining he could recreate but let's not go into all that shit.
And my bad it was certain parts of the Finnish airforce that still repped it in ceremonies but seems like that stopped in 2017 so sorry there.

damn I learned something here! You are right, I had totally forgotten about Scandinivia. Apparently even the Breton used it, had no idea. Found nothing about roman usage though.
Also the Finnish airforce still having the swastika on their planes as recently as 2017 is crazy!! back to regular programming....

[Sangriawaterfall]

Skate moss on Real estate reels and bible gun Jason aldean fan

[231st Street]

Well, finally I've opened this thread.  That is pretty clearly an SS symbol and SS skull called a totenkopf.

Do you guys really think they were going for ancient hindu vibes?  Swastika wise-- sure a square not diagonal swastika has been a common motif all over the world for a while.  Actually is one I the floor of an old synagogue I've been to.  Usually pretty clear what intent is. Mosaic or nazism? 

This is pretty bizarre-  Jacksonville Beach still has tons of surf and skate shops.. I go there on business sometimes and it seems like its packed with surfers and surf shops.  There is even a surfer themed bar (never been inside) and 3 or 4 surf shops within a few block radius.  Sounds like someone is cranky over his lack of business acumen. 

Anyone know where these specific losers with the website hang out/skate (if they do)?  Next time I'm on a business trip down there I may have to make time to bring my board to be an invading northern ((rootless cosmopolitan)).  I would love to talk shit to some biker boys "brother". 

[Jim and Dan]

I'd have figured the shirt was from 2 Felons skate shop or at least Roller CA, but forgot about the illustrious "Hart Surf Shop".

Not a good look no matter what way you justify it...

[Síota]

Fuck I just clicked on that link, go to the home page...



Zero excuse for that shit.

[Pete]

Classic Florida shit. Fuck this guy.



Free max b

[Colin Robinson]

1010 Jr. over there needs to start rocking dual nazi hats

[Newphone]

sorry if these are basic Paul hart facts, but is he from Florida? Is this shop his or his family’s?

That history is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read, laid out the “Arabs” as the antagonist of their little tale but had me rooting for them.  Also, how did the “invasion” of your town include “townies”?

Also the explanation of the territorial surf related behavior that lead people to call them nazis seems over complicated.

I think people are calling you surf nazis because you’re the openly neonazi guys who surf, not because of your localism about “breaks” or the “lineup” you salt brained morons.

[Síota]

[231st Street]

So, so bad.  On the plus side, this is the first I've ever heard about any of these people.  Are any of them pro skaters, or just some sort of nazi anti-arab organization?  Honestly, what is this..