lame instagram posts by pros

[InkkeACAB]

guy dates women a third of his age and acts all soppy heartbroken when it doesn't work out, what an absolute embarrassment grow up

[radcunt]

Cabs logic is leaning toward pedo apologist shit.

[Dental Dan]

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I don't really see the problem with the age thing tbh if it's between two consenting adults and they're happy what's the issue? I dunno. I was in a poly relationship with a woman 10 years older than me (40's) and she also had a partner who was in his 70's and shared great moments until he broke it off.

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He… broke… it off?!

I assume Sila is referring to the elderly gentleman's penis

[SatanicPanic]

Cab isn’t as mature as an average 40-year old.

[fineslime]

thanks for you advice !  i think  i’m just gonna keep piping down these 26 year olds though    once they’re too old for dicaprio, they become the perfect age for me!  (until they turn 30 that is)  still searching for my person!!! as well as a blue chew sponsorship     

*claps slowly*

[Troubadour26]

but what would it take for people to stop buying Half Cabs

[tuesday]

AhCAB - all half cabs are bastards

[SatanicPanic]

but what would it take for people to stop buying Half Cabs

I’ve never owned a pair because they’re not my style to begin with but him being a manchild isn’t something I feel like boycotting him over.

[theoriginalgoon]

but what would it take for people to stop buying Half Cabs

What a dog shit looking shoe to begin with. Can’t believe people actually fuck with those clown shoes.

[Troubadour26]

Does anyone even think of him when they think of the shoe? I remember him bitching about Vans not marketing the shoe or paying him what he wanted on the Nine Club. It would be cool if he was self aware like Stefan and knew the shoe superseded his own relevancy a long time ago.

[Alien Weedchop]

Half cabs are a classic, they looked great in the mid 90's, especially the white and tan ones.

I can't skate in them though.

[Atiba Applebum]

Does anyone even think of him when they think of the shoe? I remember him bitching about Vans not marketing the shoe or paying him what he wanted on the Nine Club. It would be cool if he was self aware like Stefan and knew the shoe superseded his own relevancy a long time ago.

There is a Steve image on every shoe

[ToySanta]

The most successful version of the shoe wasn’t even his idea!! Steve Caballero should be front of the line when someone says, “Count your blessings.”

Didn’t know he was complaining on the Nine Club. Curious as to what his contract looks like. He’s certainly not uncomfortable.

[Atiba Applebum]

The most successful version of the shoe wasn’t even his idea!! Steve Caballero should be front of the line when someone says, “Count your blessings.”

Didn’t know he was complaining on the Nine Club. Curious as to what his contract looks like. He’s certainly not uncomfortable.

They cut his royalties per shoe in half (per someone at my local, never actually listened to the show)

[urbneathme]

i do love that cab's trump card is like "fuck no i don't act my age. why would i develop emotional or interpersonal maturity? these old broads are all so stupid - they haven't stuck with the same interests they had as a teenager while getting exclusively worse (looking at you The Guitar) and they definitely can't keep up with me, a guy whose only interests are individual pursuits. im gonna keep dating cool chicks with no memories of 9/11"

[Fernzilla]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

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Disco was treated that way because it was a gay/black thing, sadly

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this is very strange in my eyes.... The US to me is one place where dancing is absolutely encouraged, it's just everywhere. Commercials, movies, all over pop culture basically. what's more american than cheerleaders?? that's dancing.
let me add disco was also a very euro thing: Giorgio Moroder, the Munich machine, Abba, Boney M.
and as for every music genre, some of it was brilliant, some was horrible. Super corny. as a young punker kid, I used to hate it with a passion, but some of those Donna Summer/Moroder records made me change my mind. That and Chic! Bernard Edwards was a monster on the bass.

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Did you know Boney M was a lip-syncher?   Many years later, the same producer tried the same formula over (black lead singer who could dance, but not sing) and came up with Milli Vanilli

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...Cerrone also had crazy covers in the disco era.

I remember when I was a little kid my mom bought a Cerrone album and I used to trip on the cover so much. It was a bunch of naked dudes wearing dog masks and some doctor. or something

[Groondor the Orc]

I'm years behind Cab and haven't boned my wife in years because she is too old and fat, I think he's onto something.

[WavyDavy]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

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Disco was treated that way because it was a gay/black thing, sadly

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this is very strange in my eyes.... The US to me is one place where dancing is absolutely encouraged, it's just everywhere. Commercials, movies, all over pop culture basically. what's more american than cheerleaders?? that's dancing.
let me add disco was also a very euro thing: Giorgio Moroder, the Munich machine, Abba, Boney M.
and as for every music genre, some of it was brilliant, some was horrible. Super corny. as a young punker kid, I used to hate it with a passion, but some of those Donna Summer/Moroder records made me change my mind. That and Chic! Bernard Edwards was a monster on the bass.

[close]

Did you know Boney M was a lip-syncher?   Many years later, the same producer tried the same formula over (black lead singer who could dance, but not sing) and came up with Milli Vanilli

[close]

...Cerrone also had crazy covers in the disco era.

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I remember when I was a little kid my mom bought a Cerrone album and I used to trip on the cover so much. It was a bunch of naked dudes wearing dog masks and some doctor. or something

Supernature!
Watch climax by Gaspar noe If you haven't yet. Great soundtrack

Also rip Frank farian

[Grampa]

Cab is kinda fucked because he stopped maturing emotionally at like 16 years old. Any woman his age is gonna put up with him for like 30 minutes before realizing they’d have to mother him. The girls that he for some reason thinks are in his league and appropriate age range (they aren’t) most likely have daddy issues and dump him once they realize that dating him is like dating someone younger than themselves, but with a haggard and decrepit old body.
Dude can’t win this one, but that’s on him.

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

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Disco was treated that way because it was a gay/black thing, sadly

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this is very strange in my eyes.... The US to me is one place where dancing is absolutely encouraged, it's just everywhere. Commercials, movies, all over pop culture basically. what's more american than cheerleaders?? that's dancing.
let me add disco was also a very euro thing: Giorgio Moroder, the Munich machine, Abba, Boney M.
and as for every music genre, some of it was brilliant, some was horrible. Super corny. as a young punker kid, I used to hate it with a passion, but some of those Donna Summer/Moroder records made me change my mind. That and Chic! Bernard Edwards was a monster on the bass.

[close]

Did you know Boney M was a lip-syncher?   Many years later, the same producer tried the same formula over (black lead singer who could dance, but not sing) and came up with Milli Vanilli

[close]

...Cerrone also had crazy covers in the disco era.

[close]

I remember when I was a little kid my mom bought a Cerrone album and I used to trip on the cover so much. It was a bunch of naked dudes wearing dog masks and some doctor. or something

[close]

Supernature!
Watch climax by Gaspar noe If you haven't yet. Great soundtrack

Also rip Frank farian

That opening shot FUCKS

[håkanhellström]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CWbgoG8hdXJ/?igsh=cTllc2oyeWV6dXRt

[HugeBodBoyle]

I still think they should just rebrand the Half Cab and call it the Full Rizzo or something.

[Ninj2]

Cab a sex addict and that’s why he had to find Jesus
He couldn’t stop jerking off to porn..thousands of dollars a year buying club. Penthouse. He jerked off so much Larry had money to buy big brother.  I heard that at the trim table. You can learn a lot at the trim table if you but your head down and fill the bag.

[Ninj2]

Jesus don’t care if you jerk off.
I asked him. It’s ok.

[dr.prestige]

Does anyone even think of him when they think of the shoe? I remember him bitching about Vans not marketing the shoe or paying him what he wanted on the Nine Club. It would be cool if he was self aware like Stefan and knew the shoe superseded his own relevancy a long time ago.

When I think of Half Cabs I think of Mike Carroll skating the upper part of Wallenberg and the Santa Monica courthouse to some De La Soul, when I think of the full-sized hi-top Cab shoes I think of Gonz in Video Days

[funeral_tuxedo]

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Does anyone even think of him when they think of the shoe? I remember him bitching about Vans not marketing the shoe or paying him what he wanted on the Nine Club. It would be cool if he was self aware like Stefan and knew the shoe superseded his own relevancy a long time ago.

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When I think of Half Cabs I think of Mike Carroll skating the upper part of Wallenberg and the Santa Monica courthouse to some De La Soul, when I think of the full-sized hi-top Cab shoes I think of Gonz in Video Days

Mike Carroll, Fred Gall, and Matt Reason RIP are who I think of when I think about Half Cabs.

[Dimewithacannibal]

Cab is kinda fucked because he stopped maturing emotionally at like 16 years old. Any woman his age is gonna put up with him for like 30 minutes before realizing they’d have to mother him. The girls that he for some reason thinks are in his league and appropriate age range (they aren’t) most likely have daddy issues and dump him once they realize that dating him is like dating someone younger than themselves, but with a haggard and decrepit old body.
Dude can’t win this one, but that’s on him.

End of thread/topic/trying to have a good avatar. Grandpa Munster has done us all a favor.

Cab’s outcome: Buy a dog, die alone.

[JM]

Who the hell greenlit this photo?

WHY ARE HER ARMS PURPLE AND SINEWY? 

[Ninj2]

When I think about half cabs and vans in general I think of blisters and heel bruises and Ima need new shoes tomorrow

[OldieButFrenchie]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

[close]

I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

[close]

Disco was treated that way because it was a gay/black thing, sadly

[close]

this is very strange in my eyes.... The US to me is one place where dancing is absolutely encouraged, it's just everywhere. Commercials, movies, all over pop culture basically. what's more american than cheerleaders?? that's dancing.
let me add disco was also a very euro thing: Giorgio Moroder, the Munich machine, Abba, Boney M.
and as for every music genre, some of it was brilliant, some was horrible. Super corny. as a young punker kid, I used to hate it with a passion, but some of those Donna Summer/Moroder records made me change my mind. That and Chic! Bernard Edwards was a monster on the bass.

[close]

Did you know Boney M was a lip-syncher?   Many years later, the same producer tried the same formula over (black lead singer who could dance, but not sing) and came up with Milli Vanilli

[close]

...Cerrone also had crazy covers in the disco era.

[close]

I remember when I was a little kid my mom bought a Cerrone album and I used to trip on the cover so much. It was a bunch of naked dudes wearing dog masks and some doctor. or something

[close]

Supernature!
Watch climax by Gaspar noe If you haven't yet. Great soundtrack

Also rip Frank farian

weird where Slap takes you sometime: now I really want to watch Climax. The last Gaspar noe flick I watched tripped me tf out.....Into The Void. The intro from that movie alone is a work of art. Ripped off wholesale by Kanye! (banger part starts at 1'06)