lame instagram posts by pros

[JANUS]

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If you don’t really skate no more and you cos play farmer but is an artest isn’t you really just “influencer” ? Or an attention hoe?   All the social medial rewards is just being “influencer” all praise Wes Cramer and Jake Johnson and Gonz for the silent war on the slavery the influencer class has subjecting us to witnessing. Dear influencers. Kanye west wrote a song about you .

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The only way I can somewhat understand your gibberish posts if I read them in the voice of Ali G

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[double fakie ollie grind]

Lame Instagram posts by… brands?

[Shtonk]

Lame Instagram posts by… brands?

Nah that's kinda funny. Is that Ninjalifestyle on the commentary?

[NoComply180]

Lame Instagram posts by… brands?

this is hilarious and the first bit is also an accurate characterization of what’s gone wrong with pro skating the last decade or so.

[RichardBarkley]

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Lame Instagram posts by… brands?

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this is hilarious and the first bit is also an accurate characterization of what’s gone wrong with pro skating the last decade or so.

Yeah im pretty on board with it

[Watson]

I'm just mad because I wanted to hear what that juicy yellow segmented curb sounded like.

[Free hat]

Lame Instagram posts by… brands?

I can’t believe they made the entire slap community into an AI voice. It’s uncanny.

[Billy Bitchcakes]

Dunno if that guy is the best example especially if it's just instagram footage but I can't say I disagree with the sentiment. Skating's never been a meritocracy but there's a whole lot of people going for a certain 'approach' to their skating that seems to have the aim of looking as good as possible without actually being good. Been going on for years

[work_lurker]

Who's got the Ralph Lauren connect? I'm ready to tail drop into some bushes and leave this 9-5 life.

[Weededed]

I'm just mad because I wanted to hear what that juicy yellow segmented curb sounded like.

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That spot looks like fun.

[Sleazy]

the tail drop into the bushes is one of the best things to happen in skateboarding in the past few years

[augustmoon]

www.instagram.com/reel/C7jrD6uxkz8

Primitive is giving away another car.  I feel like Paul is going to end up in jail for some kind of fraud before all is said and done.  Reeks of some desperate weird accounting “tricks” to cover up for a failing, deeply in the red, business

[Free hat]

www.instagram.com/reel/C7jrD6uxkz8

Primitive is giving away another car.  I feel like Paul is going to end up in jail for some kind of fraud before all is said and done.  Reeks of some desperate weird accounting “tricks” to cover up for a failing, deeply in the red, business

Was watching his Japan tour vlogs recently and he does kinda have that energy of someone who’s stressing under the surface about some shit. The whole trip video had a strange undertone to it, I kept thinking about how fun and lively all old tour vids used to be especially crail. I need to watch harsh euro barge again.

[backside_reacharound]

On that Cab wavelength

[Dr-Feelgood]

I dont know if this has already been mentioned but lately every post david gonzales makes he tags #gonzvibes and it makes me cringe hard....trying to start a tag trend about himself....

[Shtonk]

I dont know if this has already been mentioned but lately every post david gonzales makes he tags #gonzvibes and it makes me cringe hard....trying to start a tag trend about himself....

And co-opting the nickname of arguably the biggest legend in the game.

[Shtonk]

Dunno if that guy is the best example especially if it's just instagram footage but I can't say I disagree with the sentiment. Skating's never been a meritocracy but there's a whole lot of people going for a certain 'approach' to their skating that seems to have the aim of looking as good as possible without actually being good. Been going on for years

I mean... this is obviously satire, right? Right? You guys are confusing me acting as if these were viable talking points.

[sid vicious]

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www.instagram.com/reel/C7jrD6uxkz8

Primitive is giving away another car.  I feel like Paul is going to end up in jail for some kind of fraud before all is said and done.  Reeks of some desperate weird accounting “tricks” to cover up for a failing, deeply in the red, business

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Was watching his Japan tour vlogs recently and he does kinda have that energy of someone who’s stressing under the surface about some shit. The whole trip video had a strange undertone to it, I kept thinking about how fun and lively all old tour vids used to be especially crail. I need to watch harsh euro barge again.

Probably watched GH lobotomy before boarding the plane to Japan

[fernando the skater]

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Dunno if that guy is the best example especially if it's just instagram footage but I can't say I disagree with the sentiment. Skating's never been a meritocracy but there's a whole lot of people going for a certain 'approach' to their skating that seems to have the aim of looking as good as possible without actually being good. Been going on for years

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I mean... this is obviously satire, right? Right? You guys are confusing me acting as if these were viable talking points.

They're obviously going for an "insult blogger" vibe, but it's remarkable how many in the Instagram comments don't get it.

[augustmoon]

On that Cab wavelength

He’s turning into late period Kid Rock

[Cheshire Cat]

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On that Cab wavelength

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He’s turning into late period Kid Rock

He looks upset at what he sees. I can empathise with that.

[Billy Bitchcakes]

Will Ospreay on crack

[French manicure]

Will Ospreay on crack

BRUV!

[turdtastic]

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On that Cab wavelength

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He’s turning into late period Kid Rock

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He looks upset at what he sees. I can empathise with that.

I don’t remember him being on, but sick 4* tat (street pirate) nonetheless

[tuesday]

Someone should start the lame instragram posts by ex-pros thread.

[roba]

word around town 🤭

[dr.prestige]

www.instagram.com/reel/C7jrD6uxkz8

Primitive is giving away another car.  I feel like Paul is going to end up in jail for some kind of fraud before all is said and done.  Reeks of some desperate weird accounting “tricks” to cover up for a failing, deeply in the red, business

I'm guessing the way this works is that he's using company money to buy the car so that he can write that money off of Primitive's taxes, and then hope enough people buy Sriracha or Naruto boards trying to get the car to recoup the funds he used on it. To the folks on here who know more about business finance than I do, does this sound about right to you?

By the way, I don't think this is a commendable business practice, I'm just interested in the logistics of this sort of stuff. I tried talking about this to the Wizard and he thought my interest in it was a sign that I looked up to P-Rod and the way he runs Primitive, which for the most part I don't. He also called him and Mikey Taylor "chubby faced" and "fat fucks" which I thought was amusing.

[kinjjibo]

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Primitive is giving away another car.  I feel like Paul is going to end up in jail for some kind of fraud before all is said and done.  Reeks of some desperate weird accounting “tricks” to cover up for a failing, deeply in the red, business

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I'm guessing the way this works is that he's using company money to buy the car so that he can write that money off of Primitive's taxes, and then hope enough people buy Sriracha or Naruto boards trying to get the car to recoup the funds he used on it. To the folks on here who know more about business finance than I do, does this sound about right to you?

By the way, I don't think this is a commendable business practice, I'm just interested in the logistics of this sort of stuff. I tried talking about this to the Wizard and he thought my interest in it was a sign that I looked up to P-Rod and the way he runs Primitive, which for the most part I don't. He also called him and Mikey Taylor "chubby faced" and "fat fucks" which I thought was amusing.

Primitive is doing a Dodge collab. Dodge most likely gave it to them to raffle off.

[TheLurper]

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On that Cab wavelength

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He’s turning into late period Kid Rock

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He looks upset at what he sees. I can empathise with that.

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I don’t remember him being on, but sick 4* tat (street pirate) nonetheless

Loving that fresh out of prison look.

[fineslime]

word around town 🤭

dude defo got chubbed up 4 tha pic.